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Shape Shifter 08-29-2006 06:31 PM
I've just about had enough of...
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Spanky
What day are you returning? Need a ride from the Airport?
That is so gay.

ltl/fb 08-29-2006 06:32 PM
I've just about had enough of...
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
That is so gay.
That is so stupid to post on here rather than emailing or text messaging or something.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 08-29-2006 06:34 PM
Follow-up for Wonk
 
Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
Tax Hottie had a bf who had curry-scented balls.
A good friend swears his balls smell of apple butter.

taxwonk 08-29-2006 06:36 PM
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
A good friend swears his balls smell of apple butter.
What do you think?

patentparanyc 08-29-2006 06:43 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
What do you think?
Only if it is L'Occitane.

Spanky 08-29-2006 06:43 PM
Hot or Not, Minnesota Style
 
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I know a guy who drunkenly went to the wrong parking garage and decided that he could leap from the third floor one parking garage to the other. He missed.

He's a paraplaegic now.
That is the most depressing thing I have heard in a long time.

Shape Shifter 08-29-2006 06:45 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
I know a guy (yes, a guy - who, as far as I know, is not a gay) who likens the scent of camembert and similar to "a man's crotch".

He's Turkish, though, so that explains it.
Did someone actually say this? It begs the obvious question.

dtb 08-29-2006 06:45 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
What do you think?
If the apple-butter-crotch guy lives in SS's neighborhood, maybe he can write an online review of the scent.

ltl/fb 08-29-2006 06:46 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
If the apple-butter-crotch guy lives in SS's neighborhood, maybe he can write an online review of the scent.
That sounds sort of pleasant. Certainly more pleasant than tacos.

Spanky 08-29-2006 06:47 PM
Hot or Not, Minnesota Style
 
Quote:
Originally posted by barely_legal
I've asked you before and I'll ask you again. I want a list right now of everybody on this board who is your "friend." You've stated on numerous occassions that you are not here posting for the benefit of those of us that despise you and that you have many "friends" here and you post for them. Identify them.

You have the right to post where you want, but I have the right to incessantly PM all of those motherfuckers who encourage you and berate them for getting their kicks in such a distasteful way.

I am curious to know who these friends are too. To be honest, I am a little skeptical they exist.

dtb 08-29-2006 06:49 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
That sounds sort of pleasant. Certainly more pleasant than tacos.
I wonder how it compares to curry or camembert (or both?).

Didn't the self-smeller guy (from Yahoo! days of yore) claim that his man-privates smelled of freshly baked cookies?

SlaveNoMore 08-29-2006 06:51 PM
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taxwonk
What do you think?
I think I would hit you with a brick or stab you if you asked me that question.

But being from Chicago, perhaps Coltrane will buy you a sausage and a beer to discuss.

Shape Shifter 08-29-2006 06:53 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
If the apple-butter-crotch guy lives in SS's neighborhood, maybe he can write an online review of the scent.
Why would he have to live in my neighborhood for him to do that?

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 08-29-2006 06:54 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
I wonder how it compares to curry or camembert (or both?).

Didn't the self-smeller guy (from Yahoo! days of yore) claim that his man-privates smelled of freshly baked cookies?
Only in the presence of a faux leather chair.

greatwhitenorthchick 08-29-2006 06:54 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Why would he have to live in my neighborhood for him to do that?
Proximity?

Dtb clearly does not want you to have to trek all over the city in search of apple-butter balls.

robustpuppy 08-29-2006 06:54 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Why would he have to live in my neighborhood for him to do that?
Great googly-woogly, did that just happen??!!

robustpuppy 08-29-2006 06:56 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Proximity?

Dtb clearly does not want you to have to trek all over the city in search of apple-butter balls.
I think you mean "in search of a whiff of apple-butter balls," Ms. Mensa.

Spanky 08-29-2006 06:59 PM
Hot or Not, Minnesota Style
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
And you have reminded me of this:
  • In Jerusalem, a female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Wailing Wall to pray, twice a day, everyday, for a long, long time.

    So she went to check it out.

    She went to the Wailing Wall and there he was!

    She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, she approached him for an interview.

    "I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN. Sir, how long have you been coming to the Wall and praying?"

    "For about 60 years."

    "60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?"

    "I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims. I pray for all the hatred to stop and I pray for all our children to grow up in safety and friendship."

    "How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?"

    "Like I'm talking to a fuckin' wall."
That was awesome.

greatwhitenorthchick 08-29-2006 07:02 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
I think you mean "in search of a whiff of apple-butter balls," Ms. Mensa.
I think what I actually mean is "in search of a whiff of apple butter-scented balls."

Thank you for your guidance down the path of goodness and righteousness.

Hank Chinaski 08-29-2006 07:03 PM
Scissoring
 
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Do you ever go to Starbuck's?
W-A-T-E-R and the best part is SS points to Ty as being the smart one.

robustpuppy 08-29-2006 07:04 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I think what I actually mean is "in search of a whiff of apple butter-scented balls."

Thank you for your guidance down the path of goodness and righteousness.
Are you bowing?

Flinty_McFlint 08-29-2006 07:05 PM
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Are you bowing?
If yes, what do you smell?

Hank Chinaski 08-29-2006 07:05 PM
I've just about had enough of...
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
That is so stupid to post on here rather than emailing or text messaging or something.
translation: I disagree with all of Spanky's post, but on procedural grounds, not substantively.

Not Bob 08-29-2006 07:06 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Great googly-woogly, did that just happen??!!
I feel like I am 9 years old again, and my father and uncles are speaking in code about (what I later learn from older brother Not Nick) the relative advantages and disadvantages of various establishments frequented by them while on shore leave in Hawaii.

Hank Chinaski 08-29-2006 07:07 PM
Hot or Not, Minnesota Style
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Spanky
I am curious to know who these friends are too. To be honest, I am a little skeptical they exist.
I only partially disagree with this post.

patentparanyc 08-29-2006 07:08 PM
Hot or Not, Minnesota Style
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I only partially disagree with this post.
your scrolling skills are lacking. NB nicely came forward as my friend.

greatwhitenorthchick 08-29-2006 07:10 PM
Follow-up for Wonk
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Are you bowing?
Um, I am just stretching my back.

robustpuppy 08-29-2006 07:11 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
I feel like I am 9 years old again, and my father and uncles are speaking in code about (what I later learn from older brother Not Nick) the relative advantages and disadvantages of various establishments frequented by them while on shore leave in Hawaii.
Dtb used an ambiguous antecedent and Shape Shifter's reply pointed that out. Of course, we all know what dtb meant, given the context, so Shape Shifter was really just being a mean old timmy.

patentparanyc 08-29-2006 07:12 PM
Follow-up for Wonk
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Dtb used an ambiguous antecedent and Shape Shifter's reply pointed that out. Of course, we all know what dtb meant, given the context, so Shape Shifter was really just being a mean old timmy.
when timmies attack?

robustpuppy 08-29-2006 07:12 PM
Follow-up for Wonk
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Um, I am just stretching my back.
You are very flexible.

ltl/fb 08-29-2006 07:12 PM
Follow-up for Wonk
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
You are very flexible.
I think you mean bendy.

Flinty_McFlint 08-29-2006 07:13 PM
Follow-up for Wonk
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
I feel like I am 9 years old again, and my father and uncles are speaking in code about (what I later learn from older brother Not Nick) the relative advantages and disadvantages of various establishments frequented by them while on shore leave in Hawaii.
I'm sorry, but you're going to have to do much better than that if you ever hope to worm your way back into my heart. You got a lot of work to do.

greatwhitenorthchick 08-29-2006 07:13 PM
Follow-up for Wonk
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
I feel like I am 9 years old again, and my father and uncles are speaking in code about (what I later learn from older brother Not Nick) the relative advantages and disadvantages of various establishments frequented by them while on shore leave in Hawaii.
The black crow always flies into the setting sun.

patentparanyc 08-29-2006 07:13 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think you mean bendy.
no she means double-jointed.

Hank Chinaski 08-29-2006 07:15 PM
Follow-up for Wonk
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
I feel like I am 9 years old again, and my father and uncles are speaking in code about (what I later learn from older brother Not Nick) the relative advantages and disadvantages of various establishments frequented by them while on shore leave in Hawaii.
Hawaii whores huh. Any of the uncles turn out to be gay?

Not Bob 08-29-2006 07:15 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Dtb used an ambiguous antecedent and Shape Shifter's reply pointed that out. Of course, we all know what dtb meant, given the context, so Shape Shifter was really just being a mean old timmy.
Wow. If you had only added "you retarded doofus!" to the end of that explanation, I would have had quite the little cookie-smelling moment.

greatwhitenorthchick 08-29-2006 07:16 PM
Follow-up for Wonk
 
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
You are very flexible.
Indeed. I can put both legs behind my head.

(but not at the same time, like a certain ambiguous antecedent-user. But I'll get there with practice. Oh yes. And let it be known that when I do get there, you all will know all about it).

robustpuppy 08-29-2006 07:17 PM
Follow-up for Wonk
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
Wow. If you had only added "you retarded doofus!" to the end of that explanation, I would have had quite the little cookie-smelling moment.
I feel like I am 9 years old again, and my father and uncles are speaking in code about (what I later learn from older brother Not Nick) the relative advantages and disadvantages of various establishments frequented by them while on shore leave in Hawaii.

dtb 08-29-2006 07:22 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Indeed. I can put both legs behind my head.

(but not at the same time, like a certain ambiguous antecedent-user. But I'll get there with practice. Oh yes. And let it be known that when I do get there, you all will know all about it).
I may be able to help you with this.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 08-29-2006 07:24 PM
Follow-up for Wonk
 
Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
What do you think?
Creme fraiche


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