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By taking the digital photos that will be poster here on the FB?

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You must be really excited. You hardly ever make typos.

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Could you like maybe do this in my neighborhood?

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I had to read that three times before I realized it contained a typo.

I meant I could help her assume the position.

Because I am most helpful.

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"assume the position" but that sounds so delightfully naughty.

Jennifer Love Hewitt
 

I agree and I like those dresses. They show off a good body well.

What do you do with a BA in English?
 

Translation: what the hell are you talking about, Not Bob?

I was pretentiously noting by allusion that I read the Classics Comics version of Proust's Remembrence of Things Past, in which the scent of a madeline brings back all sorts of childhood memories.

In other words, like Not Nick, you told me what was going on. (And also just like those explanations, I didn't really get it, but that's because I am grammar-impaired, as we all know.) Unlike Not Nick, however, your explanation didn't include calling me any names while doing so. Had you called me something with some combination of "retarded" "doofus" or "dorkwad," I would be swiming in the misty, water-colored memories of a 9 year old Not Bobby, drinking Tang, playing with GI Joe (the one with the kung-fu grip, of course), and watching my uncles laugh at each other.

Jennifer Love Hewitt
 

You boys are a lot more forgiving than I would have guessed.

Jennifer Love Hewitt
 

methinks they have a soft spot for JLH.

Jennifer Love Hewitt
 

I think JLH might have a good ratio with the huge hips.

Jennifer Love Hewitt
 

good child-bearing hips. And the rack

Jennifer Love Hewitt
 

Huge hips are good? I missed the original ratio explanation, but I would not have guessed.

Jennifer Love Hewitt
 

I like meat on women. I am all about the curves.

Jennifer Love Hewitt
 

You need to have some hips/ass to contrast with the waist. Think hourglass.

Jennifer Love Hewitt
 

I think it was small waist, to hips ratio. she def has the small waist still.

Jennifer Love Hewitt
 

And I like meat on a bun!

It's like destiny or something.

Jennifer Love Hewitt
 

There's someone in my building I could introduce you to . . .

Jennifer Love Hewitt
 

I like meat.

Jennifer Love Hewitt
 

carnivorous cat. but, you disclaim no taco meat.

Nooo on the taco smelling meat.

Jennifer Love Hewitt
 

I thought you were the model-dater?

Jennifer Love Hewitt
 

Oh! Nice.

Jennifer Love Hewitt
 

Nope, stripper-eye-contacter.

Jennifer Love Hewitt
 

Aha. I think I assumed it was more the typical breast-hips-identical-measurement thing.

Jennifer Love Hewitt
 

Both. Though I'm not sure whether whatsherface was much of a model. I wish her sock would come back . . .

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Can I be invited to your sex party?

http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/9...xypartytb8.gif

Jennifer Love Hewitt
 

there is a scientific theory on the "ideal" ratio that is appealing to men. not sure if that was what was posted or what is pleasing to men's eyes but I think they said like, Giselle has it....obviously....that type of thing.

same article in allure or elle said that men like high heels since you "can't run away" red lips since you look like you just got laid, healthy hair is a sign of youth (hi!)

Jennifer Love Hewitt
 

dude, he is a modelizer as well?

Jennifer Love Hewitt
 

Well, in a shot like that one, you can't really tell what her around-the-chest measurement is -- they are sticking out from the front.

But perhaps TM will come back and enlighten us.



I don't think spanky is actually a modelizer. Maybe a wanna-be?

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Honey, you ARE the sex party.

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Sex-y party.

Family Guy Timmy

Jennifer Love Hewitt
 

jeebus, remind me not to asky Spanky to rate me in Grand Central. tough crowd.

Jennifer Love Hewitt
 

This statement true. Last time he visit me in my home, he ask that I serve pork chops on my back. Next time he ask for venison on my loins.

This is normal, no?

Jennifer Love Hewitt
 

I was when I lived in Tokyo and LA and then I realized I was dating them more to impress people than because I really liked them. The Models, especially the run way models, have bodies of twelve year old boys when they take their clothes off.

The ones with the best bodies are the ones the top models distain. The D list models who pose for the calenders and do the car shows. Those are the ones with the best bodies (and of course strippers and playmates).

Jennifer Love Hewitt
 

Best. Sock. Ever.

Jennifer Love Hewitt
 

Yes. Welcome back, honey.

He might like whatsherface because she's, uh, festive. Curvy.

Jennifer Love Hewitt
 

2.

Jennifer Love Hewitt
 

We are going to get along so well.

Jennifer Love Hewitt
 

Yay! More, please.

Jennifer Love Hewitt
 

I guess you didn't click on Burger's link.

Jennifer Love Hewitt
 

who me? I'm asian. that is for sure. and curvy festive. the jury is out on my face tho. I say I'm pretty TM says I am not.