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NotFromHere 09-20-2006 03:27 PM

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Whitney Houston fans rejoiced when they heard that the singer was finally divorcing her bad-boy hubby, Bobby Brown. But now comes word that the legal action may actually have been a last-ditch effort to keep her man.

Earlier this month, Houston filed papers for a legal separation from her husband of 14 years after she found out that he had been having a “steamy affair” with “hip-hop video vixen” Karrine Steffans, according to the upcoming Star, which reports that Brown had even moved in with his mistress.

I'd dump Whitney for her as well.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 09-20-2006 03:28 PM

All My Troubles Seemed So Far Away
 
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
And George Washington Carver did amazing things with peanuts.
That mofo was whack!

bold_n_brazen 09-20-2006 03:35 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
http://www.arktimes.com/Assets/WebLogs/karrine.jpg

Whitney Houston fans rejoiced when they heard that the singer was finally divorcing her bad-boy hubby, Bobby Brown. But now comes word that the legal action may actually have been a last-ditch effort to keep her man.

Earlier this month, Houston filed papers for a legal separation from her husband of 14 years after she found out that he had been having a “steamy affair” with “hip-hop video vixen” Karrine Steffans, according to the upcoming Star, which reports that Brown had even moved in with his mistress.

I'd dump Whitney for her as well.
I bet you $100 that ppnyc declares her "busted" and opines that her body is not "all that".

taxwonk 09-20-2006 03:38 PM

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http://www.arktimes.com/Assets/WebLogs/karrine.jpg

Her grill is busted.

Alex_de_Large 09-20-2006 03:42 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
http://www.arktimes.com/Assets/WebLogs/karrine.jpg



I'd dump Whitney for her as well.
Where does "whoreish" fit in on that continuum?

nononono 09-20-2006 03:44 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
Her grill is busted.
I don't know what that means, but body aside (which appears to be amazing), her face is pleasant, even attractive, but not by too much. I see her with her hair up, wearing a suit and borrowing a brain and - voila! - she's an attractive lady lawyer.

Or maybe I'd think she's prettier if she'd cut her hair short - I think it would be nice on her.

ltl/fb 09-20-2006 03:44 PM

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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Where does "whoreish" fit in on that continuum?
What makes her whoreish?

Actually curious. the position she's standing in?

Sparklehorse 09-20-2006 03:47 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
What makes her whoreish?

Actually curious. the position she's standing in?
I'm also curious to know if she is more whoreish than the previous entries made this week.

Sparklehorse 09-20-2006 03:48 PM

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Originally posted by nononono
I don't know what that means, but body aside (which appears to be amazing), her face is pleasant, even attractive, but not by too much. I see her with her hair up, wearing a suit and borrowing a brain and - voila! - she's an attractive lady lawyer.

Or maybe I'd think she's prettier if she'd cut her hair short - I think it would be nice on her.
Don't you think that's a wig she's got on?

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 09-20-2006 03:50 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
What makes her whoreish?
"hip-hop video vixen"

LessinSF 09-20-2006 03:53 PM

Yesterday
 
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Of course this question is rhetorical, because every woman knows that the surest way to get a guy to have sex with her is to cry. And the surest way to get him to come back for more is to cry during and after the sex.
No. Surest way, with empirical evidence from last week, to get me to not have sex with you is to cry. Makes me think you are emotionally unstable about it, not to mention other things. Crying is a turn-off. Crying makes me think psychopharmacology. Tears are not a lubricant. Tears are a primary indication of fucked-up shit to come.

NotFromHere 09-20-2006 03:53 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
"hip-hop video vixen"
Or, "sleeping with Bobby Brown."

nononono 09-20-2006 03:54 PM

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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Don't you think that's a wig she's got on?
Oh. You're probably right. I'm so freaking innocent sometimes.

Well, anyway, a little pixie cut might just be cute.

taxwonk 09-20-2006 03:54 PM

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Originally posted by nononono
I don't know what that means, but body aside (which appears to be amazing), her face is pleasant, even attractive, but not by too much. I see her with her hair up, wearing a suit and borrowing a brain and - voila! - she's an attractive lady lawyer.

Or maybe I'd think she's prettier if she'd cut her hair short - I think it would be nice on her.
It's definitely a matter of personal opinion, but I don't find her terribly attractive. It's at least partly because of the ghastly posing and angle of the photograph. It's also in part because the wig or dye job clashes with her skin tone. But in that photo, she doesn't strike my fancy.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 09-20-2006 03:54 PM

I can read her lips
 
http://www.microkitten.com/images/pr...mbs/micro1.jpg

ltl/fb 09-20-2006 03:55 PM

Yesterday
 
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Originally posted by LessinSF
No. Surest way, with empirical evidence from last week, to get me to not have sex with you is to cry. Makes me think you are emotionally unstable about it, not to mention other things. Crying is a turn-off. Crying makes me think psychopharmacology. Tears are not a lubricant. Tears are a primary indication of fucked-up shit to come.
Wow. Whiff. And it takes a big one for me to notice.

NotFromHere 09-20-2006 03:57 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
It's definitely a matter of personal opinion, but I don't find her terribly attractive. It's at least partly because of the ghastly posing and angle of the photograph. It's also in part because the wig or dye job clashes with her skin tone. But in that photo, she doesn't strike my fancy.
I'm with you on the wig, but I'm so with noX4, that her body appears to be amazing. I can't see the ratio in that angle, but I'm willing to bet that it's up there.

ThurgreedMarshall 09-20-2006 03:58 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Karrine Steffans
Better known as "Superhead." She's been passed around every hip hop star in the world. And she even spent quite some time with Bill Maher.

TM

nononono 09-20-2006 03:58 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
It's definitely a matter of personal opinion, but I don't find her terribly attractive. It's at least partly because of the ghastly posing and angle of the photograph. It's also in part because the wig or dye job clashes with her skin tone. But in that photo, she doesn't strike my fancy.
I don't find her face arresting, either. But I was going for the constructive suggestions approach. Besides, like with the LA-blondes-types, I can acknowledge that there is some basic level of attractiveness (this woman appears to have a great body, and she is not ugly), even if it doesn't light my personal fire. She's kind of common (like a bunch of the pics around here lately), but I don't think it means, like TM said, she wouldn't catch your eye the tiniest bit if you walked by her on the sidewalk.

Hank Chinaski 09-20-2006 03:58 PM

Yesterday
 
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Wow. Whiff. And it takes a big one for me to notice.
I don't think its a whiff is you use it to tell some story you want to tell. Less was merely looking for a way to tell his story, and really didn't care what the original post intended. So, I do see why you thought it a whiff, but I'm afraid I'm ruling against you.

Shape Shifter 09-20-2006 03:59 PM

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On the way back from lunch I was extrememly disappointed when I peered through the windows of a store tantalizingly named "Exotica Model Gallery." Turned out the "R" on the sign was unlit, leading to the confusion.

P.S. to Thurgreed: most of the cars looked foreign, though some of them were, in fact, black.

Hank Chinaski 09-20-2006 04:00 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Better known as "Superhead." She's been passed around every hip hop star in the world. And she even spent quite some time with Bill Maher.

TM
can she hook a steak up?

nononono 09-20-2006 04:00 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Better known as "Superhead." She's been passed around every hip hop star in the world. And she even spent quite some time with Bill Maher.

TM
Passed around or made her way around?

NotFromHere 09-20-2006 04:00 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Better known as "Superhead." She's been passed around every hip hop star in the world. And she even spent quite some time with Bill Maher.

TM
Ack. Bill Maher's taste in women leaves a lot to be desired. That said, he ain't going to get much better than that. Even as a ho, she seems out of his league.

And she appears to like the word Vixen.

http://webcontent.harpercollins.com/...0060843438.jpg

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 09-20-2006 04:04 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
http://www.microkitten.com/images/pr...mbs/micro1.jpg
Your client is so fucked for trial.

bold_n_brazen 09-20-2006 04:05 PM

I can read her lips
 
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
http://www.microkitten.com/images/pr...mbs/micro1.jpg
What are they saying?

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 09-20-2006 04:05 PM

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P.S. to Thurgreed: most of the cars looked foreign, though some of them were, in fact, black.
Any Acura TLs?

Did you just call me Coltrane? 09-20-2006 04:06 PM

I can read her lips
 
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Your client is so fucked for trial.
2.

But it has been postponed.

ThurgreedMarshall 09-20-2006 04:06 PM

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Originally posted by nononono
Oh. You're probably right. I'm so freaking innocent sometimes.

Well, anyway, a little pixie cut might just be cute.
That's how she wore her hair in most of the videos.

http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/S/O/...anapartint.jpg

http://www.royal-radio.com/images/ne...20steffans.jpg

She also wrote a book that dropped all sorts of names about artists she fucked and what they gave her and did for her and how she got passed around. A lot of people in the hip hop industry were pissed as hell about it.

http://www2.booksite.com/img/ing_img...0060842423.gif

TM

Did you just call me Coltrane? 09-20-2006 04:07 PM

I can read her lips
 
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
What are they saying?
Nothing. But there is Diet Coke squirting out of them.

nononono 09-20-2006 04:08 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
That's how she wore her hair in most of the videos.

http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/S/O/...anapartint.jpg

http://www.royal-radio.com/images/ne...20steffans.jpg

She also wrote a book that dropped all sorts of names about artists she fucked and what they gave her and did for her and how she got passed around. A lot of people in the hip hop industry were pissed as hell about it.

http://www2.booksite.com/img/ing_img...0060842423.gif

TM
Hmmm, well, she looked best in that first picture, I'm afraid.

taxwonk 09-20-2006 04:09 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
I'm with you on the wig, but I'm so with noX4, that her body appears to be amazing. I can't see the ratio in that angle, but I'm willing to bet that it's up there.
She may very well have an incredible body, but it's impossible for me to tell with that pose. It reminds me of the old joke about the fur trapper and the hooker that ends with the punch line: "I just thought you might want to open one of them beers first."

Alex_de_Large 09-20-2006 04:12 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
What makes her whoreish?

Actually curious. the position she's standing in?
"Hip-hop video vixen" sleeping with a married guy, rubbing her tits on flowers for a camera.

eta: Plus all of that stuff about being passed around the world of hip hop.

ltl/fb 09-20-2006 04:17 PM

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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
"Hip-hop video vixen" sleeping with a married guy, rubbing her tits on flowers for a camera.

eta: Plus all of that stuff about being passed around the world of hip hop.
Passed around, or made her way around? And the word parts ("hip-hop video vixen" and the report that she is sleeping with a married guy) are just what some news (or "news") outlet is saying about her.

I didn't see it as rubbing, but I guess I can see your point. Having flowers touching breasts on camera is really whore-y.

Shape Shifter 09-20-2006 04:23 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Any Acura TLs?
I didn't see any. But I did have a Japanese tourist ask for directions to Rockefeller Center. At least I think that's what he was asking directions for.

ThurgreedMarshall 09-20-2006 04:24 PM

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Originally posted by nononono
Passed around or made her way around?
Although I don't know what difference it makes, both.

TM

greatwhitenorthchick 09-20-2006 04:29 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Although I don't know what difference it makes, both.

TM
Being passed around implies that you don't have any say in the matter. Making her way around implies a conscious decision on her part.

robustpuppy 09-20-2006 04:29 PM

Yesterday
 
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I don't think its a whiff is you use it to tell some story you want to tell. Less was merely looking for a way to tell his story, and really didn't care what the original post intended. So, I do see why you thought it a whiff, but I'm afraid I'm ruling against you.
The way to say it then would have been,
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Empirical evidence from last week suggests that some women believe this is actually true, rather than realizing the opposite: that the surest way to get me not to have sex with you is to cry. Makes me think you are emotionally unstable about it, not to mention other things. Crying is a turn-off. Crying makes me think psychopharmacology. Tears are not a lubricant. Tears are a primary indication of fucked-up shit to come.
But then again, I did bawl my eyes out when I met Less, so there you go.

Replaced_Texan 09-20-2006 04:34 PM

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It's much too pretty outside to be cooped up in my office. Sadly, I have work to do and I can't come up with a good reason to escape.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 09-20-2006 04:41 PM

Does this guarantee we will now hear the Imperial March after every USC play for the rest of our lives?

(spree: George Lucas gives beaucoup $ to USC).


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