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Belgrade Bimbo 08-29-2006 08:03 PM

Jennifer Love Hewitt
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Yay! More, please.
More pork chops? or more venison?

Spanky, he finish all the venison. He brought it himself - and not in package from supermarket. Very fresh.

ltl/fb 08-29-2006 08:04 PM

Jennifer Love Hewitt
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Spanky
I guess you didn't click on Burger's link.
What link? It's probably blocked from my work computer.

Shape Shifter 08-29-2006 08:08 PM

Jennifer Love Hewitt
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Belgrade Bimbo
More pork chops? or more venison?

Spanky, he finish all the venison. He brought it himself - and not in package from supermarket. Very fresh.
I guess we know what Spanky eats . . .

patentparanyc 08-29-2006 08:10 PM

Jennifer Love Hewitt
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I guess we know what Spanky eats . . .
and, it ain't tilapia.

Spanky 08-29-2006 08:19 PM

Hot or Not, Minnesota Style
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
filter
ltl/fb this is the post I was talking about. Does the link not work?

ltl/fb 08-29-2006 08:20 PM

Hot or Not, Minnesota Style
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Spanky
ltl/fb this is the post I was talking about. Does the link not work?
I find it fun. Now I have to go fuck with my ignore list again.

robustpuppy 08-29-2006 08:20 PM

Hot or Not, Minnesota Style
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Spanky
ltl/fb this is the post I was talking about. Does the link not work?
You are so polite.

Spanky 08-29-2006 08:21 PM

Jennifer Love Hewitt
 
Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
We are going to get along so well.
According to Less you have class and a brain. If that is true, you would never put up with me.

Spanky 08-29-2006 08:22 PM

Hot or Not, Minnesota Style
 
Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
You are so polite.
Just trying to be helpful.

ltl/fb 08-29-2006 08:24 PM

Hot or Not, Minnesota Style
 
Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
You are so polite.
I think he is looking deep into your eyes.

Should that be deep or deeply?

Shape Shifter 08-29-2006 08:25 PM

Hot or Not, Minnesota Style
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Spanky
Just trying to be helpful.
You're stealing Hank's schtick. He'll be pissed.

dtb 08-29-2006 08:27 PM

Oops
 
nope

Spanky 08-29-2006 08:30 PM

Hot or Not, Minnesota Style
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
You're stealing Hank's schtick. He'll be pissed.
Hank is the only one on the board who truly understands me.

Shape Shifter 08-29-2006 08:30 PM

Oops
 
Quote:

Originally posted by dtb
nope
Uh huh.

Belgrade Bimbo 08-29-2006 08:33 PM

How I Meet Spanky
 
I receive a Private Messages asking to explain how I meet Spanky, and I must tell you, it is very romantic story.

You know, ever since I was little girl, has been my dream to dance. I work hard and become dancer. Very good dancer. I dance so good, I go to American to be dancer, and I get good job in California.

Many people would watch me dance. Most of dancing watchers at my job would be men. Many of them not so polite men, but I make very good money at my job, and I love to dance.

One day, Spanky comes to my job and watches me dance - but he is not like other men - he lookes me in EYE when I dance and tells me my eyes beautiful. This is man who likes me, not just because my body can be serving platter.

This is how it begin. If interested, I can tell more in other times.

Hank Chinaski 08-29-2006 08:39 PM

Hot or Not, Minnesota Style
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Spanky
Hank is the only one on the board who truly understands me.
2. Plus spanky agrees with me that Ty@50 is the best sock ever.

Flinty_McFlint 08-29-2006 08:39 PM

How I Meet Spanky
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Belgrade Bimbo
[beautiful post]
When I meet you IRL, I'm going to ask that you say "Moose and Squirrel" over and over again. Like music.

Hank Chinaski 08-29-2006 08:41 PM

How I Meet Spanky
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
When I meet you IRL, I'm going to ask that you say "Moose and Squirrel" over and over again. Like music.
Wow! you're old. I bet you recognize that Mr. Bookman was a Joe Friday riff.

taxwonk 08-29-2006 10:10 PM

Follow-up for Wonk
 
Quote:

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
I think I would hit you with a brick or stab you if you asked me that question.

But being from Chicago, perhaps Coltrane will buy you a sausage and a beer to discuss.
See, that's a Brooklyn answer. You're in San Francisco now. That means that to fit in, you should know the answer to the question. You'll never make friends if you don't adapt to your environment.

taxwonk 08-29-2006 10:13 PM

Follow-up for Wonk
 
Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Dtb used an ambiguous antecedent and Shape Shifter's reply pointed that out. Of course, we all know what dtb meant, given the context, so Shape Shifter was really just being a mean old timmy.
But his hair is pretty.

taxwonk 08-29-2006 10:17 PM

Follow-up for Wonk
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Creme fraiche
Which is much better than apple butter if you want my opinion.

taxwonk 08-29-2006 10:18 PM

Follow-up for Wonk
 
Quote:

Originally posted by dtb
I had to read that three times before I realized it contained a typo.

I meant I could help her assume the position.

Because I am most helpful.
We'd settle for pictures of that.

taxwonk 08-29-2006 10:20 PM

What do you do with a BA in English?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Not Bob
Translation: what the hell are you talking about, Not Bob?

I was pretentiously noting by allusion that I read the Classics Comics version of Proust's Remembrence of Things Past, in which the scent of a madeline brings back all sorts of childhood memories.

In other words, like Not Nick, you told me what was going on. (And also just like those explanations, I didn't really get it, but that's because I am grammar-impaired, as we all know.) Unlike Not Nick, however, your explanation didn't include calling me any names while doing so. Had you called me something with some combination of "retarded" "doofus" or "dorkwad," I would be swiming in the misty, water-colored memories of a 9 year old Not Bobby, drinking Tang, playing with GI Joe (the one with the kung-fu grip, of course), and watching my uncles laugh at each other.
I was 11 before I developed my kung fu grip.

Diane_Keaton 08-29-2006 10:22 PM

Jennifer Love Hewitt
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I think she looks sexy there, but I'm biased.
2. I would scisssor that.

taxwonk 08-29-2006 10:23 PM

Follow-up for Wonk
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Sex-y party.

Family Guy Timmy
At this point, I would just like to say how delighted I am that this thread title has lasted this long.

str8outavannuys 08-30-2006 12:55 AM

This person is on your Ignore List. To view this post click [here]

Fugee 08-30-2006 01:07 AM

MMMmmmmm. Cookies.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by dtb
I wonder how it compares to curry or camembert (or both?).

Didn't the self-smeller guy (from Yahoo! days of yore) claim that his man-privates smelled of freshly baked cookies?
I thought that was Sebby back in his Raooouuuullll days. No?

ltl/fb 08-30-2006 01:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
This person is on your Ignore List. To view this post click [here]
You want us all to ignore you? Hmmmmmm.

str8outavannuys 08-30-2006 01:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
You want us all to ignore you? Hmmmmmm.
Actually, I want to win the K race. Stealthily.

ltl/fb 08-30-2006 02:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Actually, I want to win the K race. Stealthily.
250 left to go. What will you name the board if you win?

Hank Chinaski 08-30-2006 09:45 AM

I'll name it "Penske forever- the Sequel"
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
250 left to go. What will you name the board if you win?
File under "not all married woman are happy and fulfilled," and some learn it really early in the marriage.

http://www.telegram.com/apps/pbcs.dl...28/1008/NEWS02
  • W. Brookfield man spends wedding night in jail


    SOUTHBRIDGE— A West Brookfield man spent his wedding night in a cell after he allegedly kicked a police officer at his wedding reception yesterday, then violated a restraining order taken out by his new bride.
    ....
    ....
    ....

    Police said he then went to his brother’s home in Webster and, despite being served with a restraining order that forbade him to contact his wife of five hours, placed a call to her in West Brookfield.

okay, so your new husband is drinking too much at your reception- at what point do you go from "the drunk shit isn't getting any tonight" to "Your honor I am in fear of him and need a restraining order?"

That had to be one serious drunk right there.

patentparanyc 08-30-2006 10:47 AM

Rock Star Supernova Winner Leaked to Media
 
spoiler re link, winner revealed in link




Rock Star Supernova winner leaked to media:

http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf...leaked_1006590

Tyrone Slothrop 08-30-2006 10:49 AM

Like Hank with the Worcester Telegram & Gazette, I read the FT* so you don't have to.
  • The Best Newcomer award [at the Edinburgh Festival] went to 24-year-old Josie Long for her show Kindness and Exuberance, which lives perfectly up to its title, being a deliberately lo-fi, ramshackle affair of indomitable cheerfulness. Indeed, Long may have changed my life (I'll report back next year) with her observation on the pointlessness of being cynical all the time: it's not, she says, as if somebody's going to come up to you on your death-bed and give you a prize for it, telling you, "Well done - you haven't enjoyed any of it!"

* page 8, today, or search today's on-line edition for terms above, but my browser won't copy the damned url for some reason I can't grok

patentparanyc 08-30-2006 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Like Hank with the Worcester Telegram & Gazette, I read the FT* so you don't have to.
  • The Best Newcomer award [at the Edinburgh Festival] went to 24-year-old Josie Long for her show Kindness and Exuberance, which lives perfectly up to its title, being a deliberately lo-fi, ramshackle affair of indomitable cheerfulness. Indeed, Long may have changed my life (I'll report back next year) with her observation on the pointlessness of being cynical all the time: it's not, she says, as if somebody's going to come up to you on your death-bed and give you a prize for it, telling you, "Well done - you haven't enjoyed any of it!"

* page 8, today, or search today's on-line edition for terms above, but my browser won't copy the damned url for some reason I can't grok
I hear FT who *wouldn't* like a salmon color newspaper [I know, Ty you do the online edition but it is cool even so]

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 08-30-2006 10:59 AM

I'll name it "Penske forever- the Sequel"
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski


That had to be one serious drunk right there.
Is that your k-race game face?

patentparanyc 08-30-2006 11:00 AM

How Tabloids Say "Festive!"
 
how the tabloids say festive re: Katie Couric

http://www.jossip.com/gossip/katie-c...r-20060830.php

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 08-30-2006 11:01 AM

What do you do with a BA in English?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by taxwonk
I was 11 before I developed my kung fu grip.
Joe, I've told you it's over. Release me from your kung fu grip.

patentparanyc 08-30-2006 11:06 AM

What do you do with a BA in English?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Joe, I've told you it's over. Release me from your kung fu grip.
I think with a BA in English or Poli Sci you could become a paralegal.

Shape Shifter 08-30-2006 11:06 AM

Weather Report
 
It is not raining.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 08-30-2006 11:07 AM

Weather Report
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
It is not raining.
you're wrong.


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