Spray on tan
 

Speaking of which, does anyone find these appealing? Or do they (as with me) simply conjure up images of cringing, screaming agony? Saw a guy walking around with them this weekend--otherwise just the usual body hardware and tats. Wouldn't this cause excruciating suffering if he got em caught in say his sweater? Do they close up eventually or will he be able to wear earrings on his chest for all eternity?

Spray on tan
 

With my UV-free tan, fashionable threads and hipster lingo, when I go to the local trendy club tonite it will be like Fonzy walking into Happy Days--except that the owner will not be Korean and the women will be in little-black cocktail dresses instead of poodle-skirts.

Cape Cod Wedding Fashion
 

With recent discussions and your preface, I was disappointed with the actual question.

Cape Cod Wedding Fashion
 

Granted, I'm not a Masshole, but what it told me was "white/cream trousers with blue blazer, crest optional, and rep tie." But that assumed they were talking about Cape Cod. If they meant Cape Town, YMMV.

Bitch, please. White bucks in either case.

A(listen to Jungle Brothers; dress Brooks Bros.)G

Cape Cod Wedding Fashion
 

Something along these lines?

http://www.bushwood.net/shack/caddy079.JPG

Psychedelic Putt Putt
 

I tried this over the weekend.

http://www.putting-edge.com/

Where was stuff like this when I did drugs?

A privilege, not a right.
 

I don't mean to be a recreational drug totalitarian or anything, but if the best thing you can think of to do while on drugs is play glow in the dark mini golf, perhaps you are not so deserving of those drugs in the first place.

Spray on tan
 

I take back the part about you getting laid.

A privilege, not a right.
 

They also have pizza.

Tapped Out
 

Does anyone know whether this means he loses his space on the recall ballot?

Spray on tan
 

Ever seen what a nipple looks like after a nipple ring has been ripped out of it?

S(I saw it once - it looked nasty)D

Cape Cod Wedding Fashion
 

Fuck that blue blazer crap. For summer weddings a full seersucker suit is the best.

S(and never wear socks with it)D

Tapped Out
 

Ahnuld better hope so, because the Big Mo that a dead man can build is just overwhelming. Just ask Ashcroft.

Mormon hypo
 

So let's say that it's 2006 and the Supreme Court has just invalidated state laws that ban gay marriage. Someone in Utah says, "Well if the gays get to marry, and they're all sinful and against God's will and everything, I don't see why Mormons have to put up with this only having one wife B.S. After all, having multiple wives makes you closer to God*, so the Church should repeal the prohibition against bigamy. At the next Church meeting, the leaders vote to repeal, and the next week, legislation is introduced to repeal Utah's bigamy statute.

Here's the question: How likely is this scenario and how would the rest of America react?



* This was an actual LDS teaching, but after realizing that the US would not allow them to become a state, a Mormon leader had a revelation that multiple wives should not be allowed "yet."

Spray on tan
 

No, but I sure as hell thought I was going to--the nimrod was jogging shirtless in the woods. Yee-owch!

P(not that I'd interfere with anyone's right to accessorize--the rings were very delicate and pretty)J