HJNTIY -- The "Rules"
 

Actually, on further consideration, I'm probably flexible on the "single," too.

HJNTIY -- The "Rules"
 

I'm older than I look or act.
He looks and acts older than he is.

I draw the line at 10 years. It would be too creepy to date someone younger than my little brother. But, if his abs were tight....

HJNTIY -- The "Rules"
 

How young is too young?

eta stp

HJNTIY -- The "Rules"
 

Because I was at home yesterday, I got to watch the show. This guy looks like Lenny of Lenny and Squiggy. How he ever got anyone to go on a date with him is questionable. He claims to have been a womanizer.

I also found it interesting that no one brought up Oprah's situation with Stedman.

It was sad to see so many attractive women clinging to just a little attention from a guy who's really not all that interested. One woman went on a date with a "professional athlete" who would e-mail her and text message her, but hadn't seen or called her in 8 months. She was in denial, but the e-mails kept her hopes up.

HJNTIY -- The "Rules"
 

I think the hot copy guy is 10 years younger, but that wouldn't stop me.

Oh and if the guy is married, if he doesn't care then I didn't care. Unless he was married to a friend of a friend, then it makes you look like a schmuck. But if he doesn't tell you he's married, that kind of gets you off the hook. Don't ask, don't tell.

Because I know you missed me
 

LONDON - Teenagers and young men should keep their laptops off their laps because they could damage fertility, an expert said on Thursday.

Laptops, which reach high internal operating temperatures, can heat up the scrotum which could affect the quality and quantity of men’s sperm.

So now I guess it's just a matter of time before someone invents the vibrating laptop. Since it's so close to your scrotum and all.

HJNTIY -- The "Rules"
 

Basketball cutie is more than 10 years younger than me.

I've dated guys 10 years older and 10 years younger. The best relationships have been with guys 2-3 years older than myself. At this point in my life, those guys are hard to find. Maybe I should start acting my age? Nah, that would be boring.

HJNTIY -- The "Rules"
 

Unfortunately, no. I had a better line on RT, but truth be told, all three of the friends I though were doomed to go through life miserable for lack of ability to talk (coherently) to random women have somehow managed to hook up permenantly within the last year (two marriages and an engagement).

OTOH, I've got a very short, very smart, very nice Indian doctor friend in the Philly area and a couple of workaholics with committment problems in the Baltimore - DC area if anyone's interested.

HJNTIY -- The "Rules"
 

Older guys typically have better technique. Not always, but usually. Younger guys just have more stamina. Not much in the technique area. By older and younger I mean within the 10 year range. Anything above or below that is Jack Nicholson-like and creepy.
Pick a younger guy if you want an all-nighter, but pick an older guy if you really want to rock. Right gwinky?

eta, that's still not going to stop me from lusting after the copy guy.

HJNTIY -- The "Rules"
 

Are they any good in the sack? How taught are their abs? I get to DC at least once a quarter, would that be too much of a committment?

HJNTIY -- The "Rules"
 

Translation: HJITIM.

TM

Dimebag Darrell, R.I.P.
 

It was the 24th anniversary of John Lennon's murder. Perhaps it was a copycat killing.
And I can't believe it's been 24 years. Hell, hot copy guy wasn't even born yet - I don't think.

Dimebag Darrell, R.I.P.
 

You can't possibly be serious.

Dimebag Darrell, R.I.P.
 

Wow. I'd totally forgotten. And to think that one of my favorite holiday activities is to listen to Lennon's "And So This Is Christmas" back to back with McCartney's "Wonderful Christmas."

Dimebag Darrell, R.I.P.
 

They killed the wrong Beatle.