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patentparanyc 08-30-2006 11:11 AM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
It is not raining.
But, it is overcast.

Replaced_Texan 08-30-2006 11:13 AM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
It is not raining.
Yes, but there's also no humidity. This is a good thing.

patentparanyc 08-30-2006 11:14 AM

Pigs are back, Back Again...
 
Pigs in a blanket are back!!!!:

[I never liked them tho]

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/08/30/di...=1&oref=slogin

Tyrone Slothrop 08-30-2006 11:17 AM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Yes, but there's also no humidity. This is a good thing.
There's no humidity in San Francisco. OTOH, crazy people try to run you down with their SUVs (hi Burger!).

Shape Shifter 08-30-2006 11:24 AM

How Tabloids Say "Festive!"
 
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
how the tabloids say festive re: Katie Couric

http://www.jossip.com/gossip/katie-c...r-20060830.php
38E?

Replaced_Texan 08-30-2006 11:25 AM

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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
There's no humidity in San Francisco. OTOH, crazy people try to run you down with their SUVs (hi Burger!).
Jesus Christ.

Hmph. And ya'll give me shit for my driving.

Aside from the bunny rabbit two years ago, who I still feel guilty about, and a gazillion bugs (but not counting the snowflakes I thought were bugs), I've never come even close to hitting a pedestrian.

patentparanyc 08-30-2006 11:30 AM

How Tabloids Say "Festive!"
 
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
38E?
LOL, that is what the tag says Babycakes. I woulda let u verify but I'd spare you that. ha.

Shape Shifter 08-30-2006 11:33 AM

Pencil-necked Polygamist
 
  • LAS VEGAS, Nevada (CNN) -- A paper license tag, a salad and stories that didn't make sense pricked the suspicions of a state trooper who stopped the car of a wanted fugitive polygamist in Las Vegas.

    But it was the pumping carotid artery in the neck of Warren Steed Jeffs that convinced Nevada Highway Patrolman Eddie Dutchover that he had cornered someone big.

He would've gotten away if he wore the correct collar size.

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2006/LAW/08/3...t.jeffs.ap.jpg

Shape Shifter 08-30-2006 11:34 AM

How Tabloids Say "Festive!"
 
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
LOL, that is what the tag says Babycakes. I woulda let u verify but I'd spare you that. ha.
I think penske has volunteered.

patentparanyc 08-30-2006 11:36 AM

How Tabloids Say "Festive!"
 
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I think penske has volunteered.
I know, scarily enough. he is not.afraid. I am sure TM will take him to task on that one/have a talking to about that. December, baby.

futbol fan 08-30-2006 11:38 AM

Follow-up for Wonk
 
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Sounds like Ironweed's job description.
Ha ha. I got moved up to Assistant Junior Taint Patrol last year. Where have you been?

And I am off curry for a while after today. Thanks, everyone! Disgusting bunch of savages that you are.

patentparanyc 08-30-2006 11:38 AM

Pencil-necked Polygamist
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
  • LAS VEGAS, Nevada (CNN) -- A paper license tag, a salad and stories that didn't make sense pricked the suspicions of a state trooper who stopped the car of a wanted fugitive polygamist in Las Vegas.

    But it was the pumping carotid artery in the neck of Warren Steed Jeffs that convinced Nevada Highway Patrolman Eddie Dutchover that he had cornered someone big.

He would've gotten away if he wore the correct collar size.

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2006/LAW/08/3...t.jeffs.ap.jpg
So let me get this straight? Many people want to marry this guy? He is so NotHot.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 08-30-2006 11:40 AM

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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
There's no humidity in San Francisco.
The fog is a dry moisture?

greatwhitenorthchick 08-30-2006 11:45 AM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
The fog is a dry moisture?
This is what we are talking about?

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 08-30-2006 11:46 AM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
This is what we are talking about?
I'm having Indian for lunch!

greatwhitenorthchick 08-30-2006 11:46 AM

What I had for Breakfast Today
 
Greek Yogurt (the fatty fatty kind - like 10% fat or something. Yum.my)
Blueberries
Granola

Many many many vitamins (hi shape shifter!)

protein shake (wink wink)

eta: almost theme jinx with Burger!!

Shape Shifter 08-30-2006 11:47 AM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I'm having Indian for lunch!
You got promoted too?

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 08-30-2006 11:49 AM

What I had for Breakfast Today
 
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick

eta: almost theme jinx with Burger!!
I think it's a lunch jinx. I'll bet my food comes before yours.

Tyrone Slothrop 08-30-2006 11:51 AM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I'm having Indian for lunch!
Does he have a totem pole?

eta: Oops -- didn't mean to give away anything about Burger's bf -- you all remembered, right?

greatwhitenorthchick 08-30-2006 11:51 AM

What I had for Breakfast Today
 
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I think it's a lunch jinx. I'll bet my food comes before yours.
I might have a Burger for lunch though. That would be wacky.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 08-30-2006 11:53 AM

What I had for Breakfast Today
 
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I might have a Burger for lunch though. That would be wacky.

Mmmm, Burger.

robustpuppy 08-30-2006 11:56 AM

What I had for Breakfast Today
 
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I might have a Burger for lunch though. That would be wacky.
If you had an imaginary friend who IM'd you "what did you have for lunch today?" and you responded "nothing" and it was 3pm, which means that your day was not so fun and you were probably really hungry, and your imaginary friend then wrote, "that's not helpful," would you conclude that your imaginary friend only cares about food and not about people?

ltl/fb 08-30-2006 11:57 AM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
It is not raining.
What is this "rain" of which you speak? Your strange culture interests me. Tell me of this. You seem not to like it.


PS I assume you brought your umbrella today?

patentparanyc 08-30-2006 11:58 AM

What I had for Breakfast Today
 
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
If you had an imaginary friend who IM'd you "what did you have for lunch today?" and you responded "nothing" and it was 3pm, which means that your day was not so fun and you were probably really hungry, and your imaginary friend then wrote, "that's not helpful," would you conclude that your imaginary friend only cares about food and not about people?
yes.

Hank Chinaski 08-30-2006 11:59 AM

What I had for Breakfast Today
 
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
If you had an imaginary friend who IM'd you "what did you have for lunch today?" and you responded "nothing" and it was 3pm, which means that your day was not so fun and you were probably really hungry, and your imaginary friend then wrote, "that's not helpful," would you conclude that your imaginary friend only cares about food and not about people?
I can guess who it is even. And the answer to your question is no, not only food, but not people so much.

patentparanyc 08-30-2006 12:00 PM

Weather Report
 
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
What is this "rain" of which you speak? Your strange culture interests me. Tell me of this. You seem not to like it.


PS I assume you brought your umbrella today?
uh-oh, what personality is this one today, that knows not of rain?

Not Bob 08-30-2006 12:01 PM

What I had for Breakfast Today
 
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
If you had an imaginary friend who IM'd you "what did you have for lunch today?" and you responded "nothing" and it was 3pm, which means that your day was not so fun and you were probably really hungry, and your imaginary friend then wrote, "that's not helpful," would you conclude that your imaginary friend only cares about food and not about people?
Maybe your imaginary friend was telling you "hey, it's not good for you to have not eaten lunch at 3 pm. You need to take better care of yourself."

ltl/fb 08-30-2006 12:01 PM

What I had for Breakfast Today
 
Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
If you had an imaginary friend who IM'd you "what did you have for lunch today?" and you responded "nothing" and it was 3pm, which means that your day was not so fun and you were probably really hungry, and your imaginary friend then wrote, "that's not helpful," would you conclude that your imaginary friend only cares about food and not about people?
If imaginary friend had commented on how really it's important to eat, and that it should be a priority to eat at least SOMETHING on particularly bad days because hunger does no one any good, and had gotten blown off, I might conclude that imaginary friend had tired of fighting a losing battle.

Or, real food is more important to imaginary friend than the imaginary friends of imaginary friend are.

Look, I was really fucking hungry and nothing sounded appealing. I am sorry I was insensitive to your needs.



ETA expecting me to value people above food is like expecting TM to say polite nice things and leave out the truth after you meet him in Central of Grandness for the sole reason of having him evaluate your appearance. I mean, what board have you been reading?????

ltl/fb 08-30-2006 12:01 PM

What I had for Breakfast Today
 
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Originally posted by Not Bob
Maybe your imaginary friend was telling you "hey, it's not good for you to have not eaten lunch at 3 pm. You need to take better care of yourself."
Motherfucker. I need to learn to be sneakier.

Hank Chinaski 08-30-2006 12:03 PM

Follow-up for Wonk
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ironweed
Ha ha. I got moved up to Assistant Junior Taint Patrol last year. Where have you been?

And I am off curry for a while after today. Thanks, everyone! Disgusting bunch of savages that you are.
does it bug you that you're licking it from guys who were licking others when you first signed on? I mean it's one thing to do it to someone where you can say he's all powerful and thus arguably sexy- but now it's guys who you once saw licking it too- isn't that harder? Or is there a "we're all in this together" vibe that kicks in?

greatwhitenorthchick 08-30-2006 12:03 PM

What I had for Breakfast Today
 
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Motherfucker. I need to learn to be sneakier.
Who here did not guess that the imaginary friend was fringey? You just have a certain je ne sais quoi.

robustpuppy 08-30-2006 12:05 PM

What I had for Breakfast Today
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
If imaginary friend had commented on how really it's important to eat, and that it should be a priority to eat at least SOMETHING on particularly bad days because hunger does no one any good, and had gotten blown off, I might conclude that imaginary friend had tired of fighting a losing battle.

Or, real food is more important to imaginary friend than the imaginary friends of imaginary friend are.

Look, I was really fucking hungry and nothing sounded appealing. I am sorry I was insensitive to your needs.



ETA expecting me to value people above food is like expecting TM to say polite nice things and leave out the truth after you meet him in Central of Grandness for the sole reason of having him evaluate your appearance. I mean, what board have you been reading?????
So what did you end up having for lunch?

ltl/fb 08-30-2006 12:05 PM

What I had for Breakfast Today
 
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Who here did not guess that the imaginary friend was fringey? You just have a certain je ne sais quoi.
Anyone who has ever IMed with me could have identified me in ONE SECOND. Because I'm obsessed with lunch.

I meant sneakier in that I should have made "that's not helpful" about her (a la Not Bob) instead of confessing it was really that I felt she was not being helpful to me.

Hank Chinaski 08-30-2006 12:06 PM

What I had for Breakfast Today
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
If imaginary friend had commented on how really it's important to eat, and that it should be a priority to eat at least SOMETHING on particularly bad days because hunger does no one any good, and had gotten blown off, I might conclude that imaginary friend had tired of fighting a losing battle.

Or, real food is more important to imaginary friend than the imaginary friends of imaginary friend are.

Look, I was really fucking hungry and nothing sounded appealing. I am sorry I was insensitive to your needs.



ETA expecting me to value people above food is like expecting TM to say polite nice things and leave out the truth after you meet him in Central of Grandness for the sole reason of having him evaluate your appearance. I mean, what board have you been reading?????
Go to the beat up Mexican place on Ocean Ave. in Santa Monica right next to the Marriott with the funny name. You are close enough you should go there whenever nothing motivates you, because once there you'll be motivated.

ltl/fb 08-30-2006 12:06 PM

What I had for Breakfast Today
 
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
So what did you end up having for lunch?
Macaroni and cheese with ham and tomato option and steamed broccoli. And I think a DDP.

greatwhitenorthchick 08-30-2006 12:06 PM

What I had for Breakfast Today
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Anyone who has ever IMed with me could have identified me in ONE SECOND. Because I'm obsessed with lunch.

I meant sneakier in that I should have made "that's not helpful" about her (a la Not Bob) instead of confessing it was really that I felt she was not being helpful to me.
Thank you for setting me straight.

Replaced_Texan 08-30-2006 12:07 PM

What I had for Breakfast Today
 
Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
If you had an imaginary friend who IM'd you "what did you have for lunch today?" and you responded "nothing" and it was 3pm, which means that your day was not so fun and you were probably really hungry, and your imaginary friend then wrote, "that's not helpful," would you conclude that your imaginary friend only cares about food and not about people?
I'd think that my imaginary friend had a difficulty assessing time zone differences.

ltl/fb 08-30-2006 12:07 PM

What I had for Breakfast Today
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Go to the beat up Mexican place on Ocean Ave. in Santa Monica right next to the Marriott with the funny name. You are close enough you should go there whenever nothing motivates you, because once there you'll be motivated.
Do you KNOW how long it takes to get past the 405? It took me 40 minutes to get to fucking Sawtelle yesterday.

robustpuppy 08-30-2006 12:07 PM

What I had for Breakfast Today
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Motherfucker. I need to learn to be sneakier.
You should have NotBob do your PR. Let a smile be your motherfucking umbrella.

ltl/fb 08-30-2006 12:08 PM

What I had for Breakfast Today
 
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Thank you for setting me straight.
I am going to go get breakfast. Bagel and cream cheese, for the record. The bagel will be sesame seed or poppy seed.


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