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Originally posted by robustpuppy
He looks like a soap opera actor. I don't know how to describe it well -- it's this manufactured masculinity -- what detergent manufacturers and romance novel publishers think real women or NFH would find attractive.

he's got pointy vulcan ears. Even I'm sexier than this guy.

bold_n_brazen

06-08-2004 03:25 PM

Should I break up with her?

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Are you saying you're having problems finding an apartment?

TM

No. He's just not that good looking. And he's wearing makeup.

robustpuppy

06-08-2004 03:25 PM

Should I break up with her?

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Does she look like a ho?

I think the bigger question is why she keeps telling you about all the men who hit on her.

bilmore

06-08-2004 03:26 PM

Should I break up with her?

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I think the bigger question is why she keeps telling you about all the men who hit on her.

I don't think she does.

At least, I'm hopin' . . .

robustpuppy

06-08-2004 03:27 PM

Should I break up with her?

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Originally posted by bilmore
I don't think she does.

At least, I'm hopin' . . .

Rephrase that to "all the (conceivably) hot men who hit on her."

futbol fan

06-08-2004 03:27 PM

Should I break up with her?

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall

(And I'd appreciate it if you told me what line you used on her.)

TM

I said, "a beautiful woman like you should have more than one seeing eye dog."

Does "ho" mean "too good-looking for your ass"? If so, then she is a hidey-hidey-hidey-ho, as Cab Calloway used to sing.

Not Bob

06-08-2004 03:28 PM

Should I break up with her?

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
No shit. And get this. Some aussie guy said the same exact thing to her at lunch today (after he removed his wedding ring). Maybe she just looks like a ho.

Wait a second. You've met her. Does she look like a ho?

(And I'd appreciate it if you told me what line you used on her.)

TM

The scary thing about these stories is the fact that you know she ain't telling you about all of the "hey, special lay-dee!" lines she has heard.

I mean, since you live in NYC, you gotta figure that dudes ranging from Ed Burns to Bill Clinton to Mike Piazza have tried out their mojo on her.

Personally, I'm impressed that she withstood the Aussie accent. Mrs. NB would be halfway to Sydney with the guy by now.

Hank Chinaski

06-08-2004 03:31 PM

Should I break up with her?

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
(And I'd appreciate it if you told me what line you used on her.)

TM

Want fries with that?

futbol fan

06-08-2004 03:33 PM

Should I break up with her?

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Want fries with that?

Heh. Works on yo momma every time.

bilmore

06-08-2004 03:34 PM

Should I break up with her?

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Rephrase that to "all the (conceivably) hot men who hit on her."

Keep in mind the cut-off line is TM, so it's a more inclusive list than you might think.

robustpuppy

06-08-2004 03:38 PM

Should I break up with her?

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Originally posted by bilmore
Keep in mind the cut-off line is TM, so it's a more inclusive list than you might think.

I assume there are other qualities that fuel the attraction.

ltl/fb

06-08-2004 03:41 PM

Should I break up with her?

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I assume there are other qualities that fuel the attraction.

TM's really gassy?

This is my entry for BOTD.

ThurgreedMarshall

06-08-2004 03:42 PM

Should I break up with her?

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
He's just not that good looking.

Ah. You had me confused for a second. That's more like it.

TM

ThurgreedMarshall

06-08-2004 03:43 PM

Should I break up with her?

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I think the bigger question is why she keeps telling you about all the men who hit on her.

Because I tell her to. It goes both ways (even if the ratio of her stories to mine is like 10:1).

TM

ThurgreedMarshall

06-08-2004 03:43 PM

Should I break up with her?

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Originally posted by bilmore
I don't think she does.

At least, I'm hopin' . . .

Okay, maybe 20:1, then.

TM

ThurgreedMarshall

06-08-2004 03:46 PM

Should I break up with her?

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Originally posted by ironweed
I said, "a beautiful woman like you should have more than one seeing eye dog."

Does "ho" mean "too good-looking for your ass"? If so, then she is a hidey-hidey-hidey-ho, as Cab Calloway used to sing.

Interesting. Although given your smooth lines (see above), whenever you're around, I change those lyrics to "hidey-hidey-hide-the-ho."

TM

ThurgreedMarshall

06-08-2004 03:47 PM

Should I break up with her?

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Originally posted by Not Bob
I mean, since you live in NYC, you gotta figure that dudes ranging from Ed Burns to Bill Clinton to Mike Piazza have tried out their mojo on her.

Uh...just an update: Not so much with the Mike Piazza.

TM

Can you hear me now?

06-08-2004 03:47 PM

Should I break up with her?

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Okay, maybe 20:1, then.

TM

20:0 when you discount BnB's earlier post.

taxwonk

06-08-2004 03:49 PM

Blahhhhs

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I hate the name of the thread right now. It's depressing and I don't care about the continuation of the theme. The FB is supposed to be fun, not a constant reminder of our mortality and the fleeting nature of our existence and the even more fleeting quality of any enjoyment we have in our lives.

I still love you, Puppy.

taxwonk

06-08-2004 03:53 PM

Blahhhhs

Quote:

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Unless you're a Buddhist, in which case you view reincarnation as just another trip through the pain and misery of it all.

Buddhists are really no fun at all.

See, if you're expecting fun, you're still dwelling in suffering.

Namaste

Did you just call me Coltrane?

06-08-2004 03:53 PM

Should I break up with her?

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Uh...just an update: Not so much with the Mike Piazza.

TM

Break up with her.

What's her name again?

Sincerely,

John Stamos

taxwonk

06-08-2004 03:55 PM

Blahhhhs

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
so what is it?

martini

taxwonk

06-08-2004 03:58 PM

Should I break up with her?

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Okay, my girlfriend told me that this morning, she was hit on by this guy (who apparently is on All My Children):

http://cdn.compuserve.com/gallery/i/...stmale/lg1.jpg

He asked her out. She said she had a boyfriend. He said, "A beautiful woman like you should have more than one boyfriend."

Can you believe that shit? Fucker.

But get this: She said, "No thanks." Then, when I found his photo and told her that he was very good looking, she told me that she thought I was better looking. Lying bitch.* Should I dump her?

TM

* She also said, "His teeth were kinda brown and he doesn't have great skin."

Well, do you have great teeth? If not, dump the lying bitch, he's got her bent over the arm of the sofa in a room at the Plaza as we speak.

ThurgreedMarshall

06-08-2004 04:02 PM

Should I break up with her?

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Originally posted by taxwonk
Well, do you have great teeth? If not, dump the lying bitch, he's got her bent over the arm of the sofa in a room at the Plaza as we speak.

The Plaza? Is that where you insist on going when a guy with great teeth bends you over the arm of a sofa?

TM

Hank Chinaski

06-08-2004 04:04 PM

Should I break up with her?

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
when a guy with great teeth bends you over the arm of a sofa?
TM

When you meet a guy with great teeth, don't you want to be looking at them?

robustpuppy

06-08-2004 04:07 PM

Should I break up with her?

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
The Plaza? Is that where you insist on going when a guy with great teeth bends you over the arm of a sofa?

TM

Anytime someone mentions the Plaza I am reminded of an old commercial where a well-coiffed woman walks out of a shop, tightens the belt of her fur around her waist, and struts down he street like Thurgreed just bent her over the arm of a sofa. The voice over says "Some women lunch at the Plaza, ski in St. Moritz, and buy expensive furs every year. Other women just look that way."

Why do I remember this crap?

(And TM, I think Wonk might prefer "226-0840, the Poconos Garden Lodge . . .")

Did you just call me Coltrane?

06-08-2004 04:08 PM

Should I break up with her?

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I assume there are other qualities that fuel the attraction.

He's so persistent that she gets exhausted and just gives up and continues to date him? After she stops arguing with him, he resumes his side of the argument until her eyes glaze over?

bold_n_brazen

06-08-2004 04:11 PM

Should I break up with her?

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Anytime someone mentions the Plaza I am reminded of an old commercial where a well-coiffed woman walks out of a shop, tightens the belt of her fur around her waist, and struts down he street like Thurgreed just bent her over the arm of a sofa. The voice over says "Some women lunch at the Plaza, ski in St. Moritz, and buy expensive furs every year. Other women just look that way."

Why do I remember this crap?

(And TM, I think Wonk might prefer "226-0840, the Poconos Garden Lodge . . .")

Do you remember the ad that went
"If you've got a craving for saving
and you passion for fashion
take the wheel of your automobile
and swing on down to Ideal"?

or

"I'm the boss's daughter for Atlantic Transmission. Transmission out of commission? Don't get frantic, call Atlantic."

I'm glad I'm not alone in the remembering crap department.

robustpuppy

06-08-2004 04:11 PM

Should I break up with her?

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
He's so persistent that she gets exhausted and just gives up and continues to date him? After she stops arguing with him, he resumes his side of the argument until her eyes glaze over?

I am in a generous mood and inclined to believe it's possible that he's good in bed. But it's interesting to note what you find attractive about TM.

ABBAKiss

06-08-2004 04:11 PM

Should I break up with her?

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Break up with her.

What's her name again?

Sincerely,

John Stamos

I love that this is finally catching on.

I'd rather be quilting,
ABBAKiss

SlaveNoMore

06-08-2004 04:12 PM

Should I break up with her?

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robustpuppy
Anytime someone mentions the Plaza I am reminded of an old commercial where a well-coiffed woman walks out of a shop, tightens the belt of her fur around her waist, and struts down he street like Thurgreed just bent her over the arm of a sofa. The voice over says "Some women lunch at the Plaza, ski in St. Moritz, and buy expensive furs every year. Other women just look that way."

Why do I remember this crap?

Ah, the good ole' Ritz Thrift Shoppe

ThurgreedMarshall

06-08-2004 04:12 PM

Should I break up with her?

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If that actually worked, I would spend roughly zero time here. I'd be out talking to Halle.

But please, tell me how well "Dude...uh...I mean babe, is the keg cashed yet?" works for you.

TM

Did you just call me Coltrane?

06-08-2004 04:13 PM

Should I break up with her?

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I am in a generous mood and inclined to believe it's possible that he's good in bed. But it's interesting to note what you find attractive about TM.

I'm inclined to believe that it's possible that your sense of humor sucks.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

06-08-2004 04:14 PM

Should I break up with her?

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
If that actually worked, I would spend roughly zero time here. I'd be out talking to Halle.

But please, tell me how well "Dude...uh...I mean babe, is the keg cashed yet?" works for you.

TM

Touche

But I usually ask what sorority they were (are?) in...

ETA: Or which HS they go to...

SlaveNoMore

06-08-2004 04:15 PM

Should I break up with her?

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ThurgreedMarshall
If that actually worked, I would spend roughly zero time here. I'd be out talking to Halle.

Halle has a thing for bald guys that look like Steve Urkel?

http://www.lawtalkers.com/forums/ava...ine=1086121659

robustpuppy

06-08-2004 04:19 PM

Should I break up with her?

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I'm inclined to believe that it's possible that your sense of humor sucks.

Menopause can do that, especially to a spinster.

sunnybunny

06-08-2004 04:20 PM

Reaganomics

I'm sorry, but I feel compelled to say this. I find Slave's latching on to Reagan to be in terribly poor taste. Regardless of your politics, Reagan was a charming personality, loving husband, had a talent for diplomacy and chose his words carefully to always be pleasant no matter what pill or blow he was delivering. I find Slave's invocation of his image to be incredibly distasteful. I troubles me to see his image associated with sexually depraved, drug-addled rageaholics. And i thought the Christian right was destroying the party.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

06-08-2004 04:21 PM

Should I break up with her?

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Menopause can do that, especially to a spinster.

Imitating Paigow is so paigow.

Tyrone Slothrop

06-08-2004 04:25 PM

Blahhhhs

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Would it change your tumescence level to hear that the 2004 and 2012 Transits of Venus play a minor part in Thomas Pynchon's next novel? They say it will be his most encyclopedic work to date --- over 256 MB, all ASCII text --- covering everything from sly jokes about the Lewinsky scandal to the coming Age of Robot Overlords. It's slated for a Fall 2240 release.

It would until you got to the date there. Happily, I have Mason & Dixon to keep me turgid until then.

dtb	06-08-2004 04:25 PM

Speaking of Reality TV and Book Club

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
unless you are willing to (a) give us the names of the reality folks so that we can google them or (b) discuss in detail the qualities that make your trapeze instructor so hot, your story comes up a bit lacking. maybe fringey could find you a nice creative writing class?

The name of the girl who was on Average Joe is Samantha -- but I don't know anyone else's name (there was this German guy called Ruben or something, and the tumbler's name was JC, oh; and the jeweler's name was Laura -- other than that, I got nuthin on the names.)

As for (b), let me count the ways. He's probably a little under 6 feet tall, dirty blond hair, an impish grin, very tan, and a sa-mokin' bod. He's not all muscle-bound like Ahhnuld in his heydey or anything, but his muscles are very defined. Lamentably, I can tell you no more, as I haven't had (and am unlikely to have) a glimpse of other, uh... pertinent attributes.

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