Blech
 

Because it's much more pleasant for you to nod, smile, tune out, and ignore them.

Zeke
 

01. What is your favorite word? Waffle.

02. What is your least favorite word? Whatever.

03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Mountain lakes.

04. What turns you off? Bullies, and irresponsible people.

05. What is your favorite curse word? Fuck.

06. What sound or noise do you love? The crunch of leaves in the fall.

07. What sound or noise do you hate? Bathroom fans.

08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Buyer for Barneys.

09. What profession would you not like to do? Meatpacker.

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Would you like the ocean or garden view?


C(so mine aren't so deep... though a waffle with some maple syrup sounds good right now)deuced

Bitch
 

People occasionally buy this homeless guy near my office a bag of dog food for his sweet German Shepherd mix. I never see anyone buy him anything.

I assume the NYC FBers are the exception to the rule
 

I think there is more variation between firms than between cities. Three of the five worst I've ever dealt with came from the same firm (but not the same department or even office). None were from NYC. Four of the five (but not the same as the three) were from Pennsylvania, but I think this was a coincidence.

I assume the NYC FBers are the exception to the rule
 

Sadly, far too true. I grew up in the NE, but Mom Deuced is from south of the Mason-Dixon line. Her accent is noticeable, but not overwhelming. While in court one day, a judge (whose accent if you had not idea of what he did and just met him on the street would make you think he was a mechanic in Revere) told her "ya know, you prahbably should think abowt whirrking ahn that ackcent of yahrs." Mom was apoplectic when she got home and for a while thought of seeing a speech therapist to help her lose her accent. Then she decided it was better to lull the assholes into a sense of security that she was slower - made it easier for her to slay them later in court when they underestimated her.

C(few things more ridiculous than a righteous North Shorer lecturing someone else on their accent)deuced

I know God loves you, because he sent me a text message.
 

You can subscribe to a service that will send emails to your friends and loved ones telling them that too bad, so sad, the Rapture came and you got left behind, you big heathen! http://www.raptureletters.com/

This is good, since the authorities recently shut down a service that would let you text-message Jesus AND get a divinely inspired answer. http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...nland_jesus_dc

TV math
 

01. What is your favorite word? Recockulous.

02. What is your least favorite word? Whiff.

03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Pedantism.

04. What turns you off? Other people's pedantry.

05. What is your favorite curse word? Dick-licker or Fuckity-fuck-fuck-fuck. (Tie.)

06. What sound or noise do you love? Balls slapping on ass.

07. What sound or noise do you hate? Other people's cell phones.

08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? U.S.D.C. judge.

09. What profession would you not like to do? Law school professor.

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Bitch, please.

Zeke
 

Clear some time, and pack a lunch. I'll beat him quick, but I'm sure I'll have done something wrong and we'll need to do several do-overs, until it finally goes his way.

Zeke
 

01. What is your favorite word? Nonchalant

02. What is your least favorite word? Ointment

03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? My family

04. What turns you off? "No"

05. What is your favorite curse word? Motherfucker

06. What sound or noise do you love? the sound of the OddFamily asleep

07. What sound or noise do you hate? Sniffling.

08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Movie producer

09. What profession would you not like to do? Telemarketing

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "They're waiting."

Zeke
 

One way or the other, we know that Atticus will get to hear his favorite sound.

I'm not even suposed to be here today SOUND!
 

Insert THIS [sound]

I know God loves you, because he sent me a text message.
 

Um, won't we realize that anyway when the Earth is a smoking, decimated devil-beridden lifeless wreck and the 13 actual non-sinners in the world seem to have mysteriously disappeared? And won't the DSL providers have gone up in flames with the rest of us, thereby making email access unlikely?

Bnb poll
 

01. What is your favorite word? surplusage

02. What is your least favorite word? Hummer

03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? carpentry

04. What turns you off? documents

05. What is your favorite curse word? shit-fuck (when cursing to self), Motherfucking shit fucker (when cursing at others outside their earshot), and peckerhead (when cursing to their face).

06. What sound or noise do you love? surf on rocks

07. What sound or noise do you hate? car alarms (particularly the one that cycles through the international sirens of the world)

08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? U.S.C.A. judge (where, incidentally, I would have the time to out pedant atticus on appeal) or architect/builder (for houses)

09. What profession would you not like to do? garbage man (duh) or proctologis

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? The bar is to the right and your harem to the left.

Zeke
 

You talk a lot of shit for someone who hasn't accepted the challenge.

TM

Zeke
 

The next time I'm in New York, we'll play. What I'd really like to do is make it a triatholon with who's dad is toughest, and whose dick is bigger.