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And I'm sure there all so crushed to hear this. Just crushed.

For gwnc
 

Perhaps, although Jian looks like he spends his available cash on 420 and/or granola, NTTAWWT.

Anyway, now that I know that you have such a shirt, I feel better. Do you have a "Hangin In The Dome With Jerome" shirt?

Flat shoes
 

Well hey, why don't you quick send each of them an email to confirm and then report back? I know I never get tired of hearing about your real life friends.

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OK, I'll hop right on that. Am I'm sure you look just like your avatar. I'd bet my life on it.

For gwnc
 

Well, the picture was taken in Peterborough, ON, where I have it on very good authority that the only activities for the kids to do are play hockey or get high, so poor Jian was probably just playing along.

Just FYI, my current boyfriend's name is Jarome, not Jerome. He's on the road a lot these days, hence the need for Mr. Big Stuff. I don't have one of those t-shirts, but I am interested in where to find one.

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A little Ben Gay after spin class ought to clear that right up, although it might cause passersby to think differently about your neckerchief.

Flat shoes
 

WTF does that have to do with anything? I don't give a fuck what you look like. I just think you are a sniveling idiot. And the fact that Chef or Mr. R or anyone else for that matter knows you in real life doesn't make me think that any less.

And no, I don't look like my avatar. I'm not a redhead.

Hot Pink Outfits Rule
 

I am having a bad couple weeks here and the littlest things have been making the bitch in me come out. But I just felt, well, bad for a woman I saw this morning and felt better about my life because at the very least I have the good sense NOT to wear the following:

Picture this....I'll start from the bottom...

--Hot pink keds. Keds? you ask? Yes, keds. Hot pink.
--Hot pink jeans with pleats and legs that tapered for a tight fit around the ankles. May have been Girbaud. Slightly different hue than the keds.
--Hot pink v-neck cable-knit sweater like what we all wore with button up shirts and pearls in 1986. Unsure whether anything was worn under it. Again, slightly different hue than the jeans; may have matched the keds.
--Hot pink bow in ponytailed permed hair with bangs that frizzed up like the chicks PLF is hot for who live in Blaine or in the Stacy trailor park.

Mine eyes! Mine eyes!

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that is so hot

Hot Pink Outfits Rule
 

I cannot believe I forgot to report the following two sightings when I first witnessed them:

1. On 47th St. (the diamond street), which very possibly may be the exclusive target audience for The International Male (sorry, Dualit, if I've revealed the profession of your other half, but it is all for the greater good of laughing at others' sartorial missteps, so I'm sure you understand): a dude wearing what I can only describe as a Saturday Night Fever tuxedo, only without the jacket (so, only the vest and pants). This would have been shameful enough, were it not for the fact that the fabric was BLUE VELVET. I did a triple-take to make sure I was actually seeing a blue velvet outfit on some dude in the middle of the day -- and then checked my watch to make sure I hadn't lost some time, and it wasn't Halloween. It wasn't.

2. In the gym at the sinks: At my gym, they have free disposable razors available for those who shave at the gym (I don't know, ask someone who avails herself of this particular, umm... benefit). So, this topless lady comes over to the sinks to shave her pits AT THE SINK (come on!!), at which point I am beginning to get a little nauseated, but then she proceeds to apply shaving cream to the area between her boobs. I am trying to look surreptitiously to see what she's going to do with that shaving cream, because it couldn't possibly be that she's going to shave the area between her boobs -- but I am mistaken!! She proceeds to shave the area between her boobs with a disposable razor. Why, Bilmore? Why?

Pants - Your GQ Advisor
 

something that reminds you that you have an inner prole perhaps?

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I invented this.

In Honor of National Slave Day
 

I took he-whose-only-fuzz-is-on-his-sweater to consume a lethal number of these

http://www.passoa.at/images/cocktail...400/mojito.jpg



http://www.cubabaila.net/cubabailama...999/mojito.jpg



http://www.rhondanelson.com/cuba2003....jpg[/url]



http://www.lorenzozanirato.it/Mojito10.JPG

Hot Pink Outfits Rule
 

I pity (and recoil from) her lover who has to explain the "boob burn" on his/her face...or perhaps she's shaving in the hope that she'll actually be able get a lover without chimp thatch poking out of her cleavage?

Is there really such a thing?