TV math
 

01. What is your favorite word?
Thurgreed.

02. What is your least favorite word?
Due.

03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
The FB.

04. What turns you off?
The smell of cooked cabbage, dirty fingernails.

05. What is your favorite curse word?
Cocksucker.

06. What sound or noise do you love?
Dishwasher running.

07. What sound or noise do you hate?
Snot-hocking, sniffling, whistling, tooth sucking. Generally any unnecessary mouth/nose noises.

08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Book or magazine editor, financial planner, search and rescue dog guide/trainer.

09. What profession would you not like to do?
Trauma doc, salesperson, trader.

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Your mother will be thrilled to see you.
(Sorry about this one. Feeling a little raw today.)

Assholes
 

The best way of dealing with assholes is on the merits. That's one of the best things about litigation.

Zeke
 

Isn't this what the whole thing is really about anyway?

Sweet
 

Nothing like old codgers to propose ideas that no one else would dare:


rest of Yahoo! article

TV math
 

I need to cahnge my favorite word from juxtaposition to tantamount with honorable mention for the word "shrew". and I think cramps might be up there in the least favorite word category. And forks on plates is a least favorite noise, but not as bad as whistling. and bathroom humor is a turnoff.

Zeke
 

Translation: I won't contact you the next time I'm in New York.

TM

Zeke
 

All the NYC ladies say that my son, Thurgreed, is packing a hammer.

I am adding this subject line just for Paigow
 

01. What is your favorite word? obstreperous

02. What is your least favorite word? Twat

03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Putting stuff together.

04. What turns you off? too much cologne

05. What is your favorite curse word? Fuck

06. What sound or noise do you love? the Brazenette laughing

07. What sound or noise do you hate? people saying "heigth" when they really mean "height"

08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? veternarian, chef, movie critic

09. What profession would you not like to do? bank teller

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? You again?

Zeke
 

http://i4.ebayimg.com/01/i/01/29/6d/6c_1.JPG

Hank doesn't stand a chance.

men who wax
 

women dont like it

from salon
Quickie
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Great balls of fire!
According to Newsweek, straight men are getting the equivalent of the Brazilian bikini wax. But will hairless crotches turn women on -- or repulse them?

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By Rebecca Traister



Jan. 15, 2004 | This week, Newsweek published an article headlined "Brazilians for the Boys. No, Seriously." In it, writers Holly Peterson and Jenny Hontz uncover a potentially horrifying new craze: Straight guys who get their balls waxed. Sure, some gay men have been pruning the shrubbery for years. But according to this story, heterosexual men from coast to coast are appearing in droves at beauty salons where they pay professional groomers to pour hot wax on their wrinkly little jewels (along with the rest of their genital area), apply strips of cloth, and then let 'er rrrip.

After five years of hearing men extol the virtues of Brazilian bikini waxing -- the process in which women have every hair between their belly button and tailbone tugged violently from its subcutaneous cradle -- are we now entering an age in which they will be forced to down a spoonful of their own medicine? I have to be honest: I am delighted at the very thought.


Part of me always believed that the craze for women's Brazilians was prompted by a cruel practical joker disguised as Gwyneth Paltrow working in cahoots with the J Sisters, the Brazilian women who run the Manhattan torture chamber that introduced follicle-yanking to the masses. But as soon as the first publication printed the first series of interviews with straight boys about how pedophilically, sadistically luscious they found the sight of bald pubes, the porn-star pressure was on and we were all sunk.

The thing to do was find out if the whole Sore Thighs for the Straight Guy thing would provide straight chicks with the same illicit thrill as their male counterparts had gotten from Brazilians. Using a scientifically sound survey method, I called my friends.


"Wait, is this where men get that Brazilian torture thing, too? Good!" said Miranda, 33. There is a reason why we are so close. She gave it some thought and then continued. "I once went to this life drawing class and there was a Middle Eastern male model who had waxed down his entire body and was completely hairless. I couldn't even bear to look at him -- let alone draw him."

The more Miranda considered the procedure, the more repulsed she became: "I would rather have a man who was hairy from the nape of his neck to the bottom of his elbows than have a waxer," she sniffed. "Waxing is emasculating and effete in a way I just can't find sexually attractive, but I could get used to hairiness even if it's not my preference."

"It's foul in every way," said another friend, Heather, 27. "I think the level of pain has to be way beyond the feminine crotch rip because balls are supposed to be vomit-inducing sensitive, which implies a machismo vanity that is more repugnant than spray-on hair."


exactly.

Blech
 

You can get your own chocolate, however.

But will one of you Texans please quite and go play with fringey?

TV Math
 

01. What is your favorite word?

Yes

02. What is your least favorite word?

No.

03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?

Warm sun on my skin.

A good backrub.

Building/Creating things with my own hands.

04. What turns you off?

People who constantly bitch and moan.

05. What is your favorite curse word?

Motherfucker

Shitwit

06. What sound or noise do you love?

Rain on the roof.

07. What sound or noise do you hate?

Ringing phones. Squeaking chalk or markers.

08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Professional golfer, if ability weren't a consideration, otherwise Park Ranger.

09. What profession would you not like to do?

Coal Miner or Sewer worker. I know. Technically not professions, but that narrows it down to what?

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

"You did okay."

Sweet
 

Uh, not sweet. Just another example of an old codger viewing the female of the species as nothing but a sex object. "Isn't that cute, the girls are playing Fussball too. Let's get them some short shorts and tight fitting tops so we can get all hot and sweaty watching them get hot and sweaty."

Just a Wie bit better
 

Since I'm on a sports kick, let me just say that I couldn't be any more impressed with Wie's performance so far at the Sony. She's fucking 14 years old and she is kicking ass, even if she probably won't make the cut.

If she wants, she will be the first woman to actually earn a spot on the PGA Tour (although Q school is rough). She will probably end up dominating the LPGA and playing well on selected PGA tournaments through exemptions.

She has the power, the focus and the confidence to do some amazing things.

http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=1709417

TM

AoN
 

AoN, are there any male Texans on this board?

And are there any females from the NW?