Driving School
 

Don't be so hard on yourself... You just need to work on your game.

And stop picking lice out of your fur when you're bluffing. It's a pretty obvious tell.

Driving School
 

best poker playing monkey I've ever seen. I can see through his monkey cuteness though and, I warn you all, I think he might be an alien. one of Shape Shifter's minions, I'm sure.

[PS. Jessica Simpson does not know how to pronounce minions. film at 11.]

Driving School
 

That explains the feces on the fan.

Driving School
 

Good minions are hard to find these days, right Shifty?

Driving School
 

Let's just say I have workplace issues and leave it at that.

Help
 

And still there was no consummation of your hoop dream? Damn. Sucks when you don't get to shoot, or so I've heard.

Da (admits to laughing out loud at the full post, you bastard) ve

xmas card
 

I was going through my holiday cards and found this photo of shapey and family, it said Happy Xrestour, which I guess is something from lizard land.

http://www.polygamy.com/Families/Green-Family.jpg

Oh, and the lighter haired ones aren't family- that's din-din!


edited to provide link since picture is messing up margins. L

Bonds
 

Let's see -- his homer production drops by 50% once they start testing for steroids. Ummm it's the ball, I mean strike zone.

xmas card
 

Lame joke, but the children look delicious. Do you think I could get them from Takeout Taxi?

xmas card
 

I'd be careful if I was you, some of them look like "cousins" if you know what I mean. I wouldn't want you getting mad cousin disease from eating the wrong thing.

Also, this just in...CBS will apologize for anything...CBS apologizes for OutKast's performance
ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. - CBS apologized Friday to American Indians angered by OutKast’s Grammy Awards performance, which featured feathers and war paint. OutKast’s Andre “3000” Benjamin and several dancers swirled wildly around a green teepee as he sang “Hey Ya!” Costumes included war paint, feathers and fringe.

Next, the PETA apology because feathers are cruel.
And I don't recall seeing that many native americans wearing the neon green, but I could be wrong.

xmas card
 

Yes, some are cousins as well as half-siblings. That's the Tom Green family--didn't you all catch their appearances on Dateline (or some other night newsmagazine) and Oprah (or some other daytime talk show)? I'm pretty sure the two strawberry blond wives are sisters, and wives (counting from the left) 1, 5 and 6 are also sisters. Not sure if wife number 4 is otherwise related to the other wives. The mother of one group of sisters is a former wife of Tom Green, but divorced him some time back--I think the oldest of his wives now is still well under 30. He was recently (in the last year) convicted of child rape because they could show that one of the kids' moms was only 13 when said kid was conceived.

Lovely family, aren't they?

tm

xmas card
 

Quite. And I believe Not Me has predicted that families like these will pop up all over Massachusetts if the state's recent Supreme Court ruling is allowed to stand. I can't wait to see the polygamous lesbian clans, personally.

xmas card
 

Don't know about MA but I do know about Utah. Polygamists are challenging the Utah anti-polygamy statutes as unconstitutional under Lawrence v. TX. Haven't read the briefs but I am assuming that they are arguing unconstitutional under the US constitution.

The AG of Utah is planning on arguing that the state has a compelling interest in regulating marriage, which is not what the MA court found, however, that was a different constitution.

http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/art...y-Suit-ON.html

Speaking of Polygamy
 

Apparently, the agenda of the polygamists is to push for legalization of polygamy using all the case law supporting gay marriage and striking down anti-sodomy laws. From most of what I have read, they will be happy if they just get decriminalization and can live their lives without fear of prosecution for engaging in what they believe to be private consensual acts between adults. I suspect that they will want legal recognition of their plural marriages once they get decriminalization, though.

This group is a non-mormon christian polygamy group that claims to find support for their beliefs in the bible (not the book of mormon):

http://www.truthbearer.org

They advocate what they call consensual, non-abusive polygamy.

I believe this group is a mormon group and they are announcing to the world that polygamy is the next civil rights battle and they believe that lawrence v. Tx is a tool in their arsenal to use to de-criminalize polygamy:

http://www.pro-polygamy.com/

http://www.pro-polygamy.com/articles.php?news=0013

They think that the MA court decision supports their arguments for legalizing polygamous marriage:

http://www.pro-polygamy.com/articles.php?news=0012

Jessica Simpson
 

Wow, what a moron. Never seen this "Newlyweds" thing before. Though I can support the purchase of the $1,400 sheets. I doubt they are actually Egyptian; it's probably just Egyptian cotton.