Communist plants
 

do you want the return quesiton of "Why does it need to be dry-cleaned?" Surely there's someone else you can blame. Like the previous guest.

and, for tmdiva: dry cleaners don't just dry clean. They launder stuff, too, in big commercial dryers that can handle king-sized duvets, which my washer and dryer can't take.

Communist plants
 

First of all, I'd kill you for this. Second, sneak the damn thing out to the drycleaners and send a card with the dry cleaning receipt inside and enough cash to pay for it. They won't notice the comforter is gone until after you've left and by then it's too late.

Communist plants
 

A-hem. Well, it's my understanding that one of the major points in favor of large house parties in the past was that it made liasons easier to accomplish, which would tend to indicate that it's OK to have sex while a guest. However, those people had servants who had to clean everything up so perhaps if the hosts do their own laundry the rule is different.

Since your cleaning service does your laundry, your guests are allowed to have sex at your house.

Or, do oral only and swallow.

Communist plants
 

Ok, that's why I'm never staying with you. And that's the stupidest advice I've ever heard. Sneak out an entire duvet? Send a card with the receipt? What kind of a person wouldn't notice that their guest left and took the freaking duvet? Jesus Christ.

And if you were really worried about stains, would you put a duvet, without a cover, in a guest room? I honestly really like the person I stayed with and the stains were an accident, obviously. I would gladly buy her a new duvet, I just don't want to address the question of why the duvet is no longer pristine.

I got a good suggestion over im though. It was suggested that I accidentally spill hair gel or something on the comforter so then I have a legitimate and non cringe-inducing reason for offering to pay have the thing dry-cleaned. If only I'd thought of that at the time.

Gangs
 

I suspect that unlike the categories "connoisseurs of fine shoes", "practitioners of deviant sexual acts" and "hockey fans," there is not a lot of overlap between "former gang members" and greedy associates. But I could be wrong.

You may have found the one subject upon which no contributor to this board wishes to pontificate upon, a feat that is remarkable in itself.

Everything I know about gangs I learned from Boyz in the Hood and Colors (so, not much, and even then 15 years out of date), but I didn't want you to think we weren't paying attention.

Duvet
 

Woah, there was a discussion about demonic anime sex?

I gotta go back and read more carefully. Apparently, if you skim you miss the good parts.

BR(one advantage real printed books have over the internet - you can count on books to just fall open and the good parts)C

Communist plants
 

OH, the duvet got dirty, not the duvet cover. scratch the last part of my post. you are basically fucked though bc you broke the rule . but maybe the house owner wont notice or is ultra cool about that kind of thing.

Duvet
 

You're telling me. There really wasn't any discussion, I just admitted to having seen it. I can't figure whether people figured I was so kinky it was no surprise I had seen this stuff, or they were so horrified they couldn't comment.

I'm hurt people. Hurt.

:pace:

Communist plants
 

Yeah, if it was just the cover, I would have hand washed it myself and ironed it with scented lavender water. Not a damn thing I can about the duvet itself.

And that's a stupid rule. I think the rule should be that all guestrooms have duvets with duvet covers. That's a better rule than no sex ever in the guestroom.

I don't think the person will notice b/c we did the flip, and it really wasn't that obvious. And the person I was staying with is a relative of the person who created the semen to begin with, so I've decided it's his responsibility to do something about it.

Communist plants
 

First, just kidding on the stealing and avoidance. Sheesh.
Second, agreed, anyone who doesn't put a cover on the damn thing in a guest room is crazy.
But yeah, the hair gel idea is perfect. Or makeup, even better. Then offer to buy a duvet cover (in case they don't know about them or something).

Duvet
 

Actually people were thinking "mental note - check kazaa for kinky anime sex stuff at home tonight". And/or "leagl's the coolest board admin for pointing out about kinky anime porn on kazaa".

I didn't know that a reply was in order...

Communist plants
 

If the whole Lewinsky affair showed us anything, dry cleaning alone doesn't get rid of protein stains. Something like Clorox 2 or another product that breaks down protein will have to be used in addition to the drycleaning to fully get the stain out.

Duvet
 

Heh, it wasn't.

Duvet
 

I'll answer (c):

If you've seen one 16 breasted woman being taken roughly by an alien demon, you've seen them all.

Bitching, please.
 

Where were you when I needed the Hugh Grant mug shot resized? Now you are all stuck with Cornholio.