LawTalkers - Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Here's a link to a great story. Check out the mugshot of the bride! If I had tats like that, I might choose a different dress.

http://www.WTNH.com/Global/story.asp?s=1406853

str8 missin' the CT.

Dude, you clearly have not been watching COPS. She (and others like her) chose that dress BECAUSE it accentuated her tats. Oooh, look Chrissy, this dress shows BOTH of my tats at the same time. And it's half off. I'll take it!

ThrashersFan

08-19-2003 03:17 PM

When Threads Collide

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Thrasher, right now I feel closer to you than I have ever felt.

awww and I thought working in healthcare made me un-crushworthy. :kisscheek

NotFromHere

08-19-2003 03:21 PM

The Simple Life

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I just figured O had a huge cock because he was so ugly that the money alone couldn't make up for unpleasantness of having to look at his face during sex.

S(I sometimes think, however, that I'd trade my appearance for being rich, fat, bald and furry)D

You can always hope...

But in reality, those marriages don't necessarily involve sex. Have you been to Palm Springs? That place is full of marriages of convenience. The trophy wives "travel" with the other trophy wives, they go to Cabo, pick up hunky guys they'll never see again, come home when husband is out-of-town on business. And it perpetuates for years. You just have to plan right. I'm sure that Dodi Fayad would have ended up like that eventually.

Replaced_Texan

08-19-2003 03:22 PM

When Threads Collide

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Not to belittle your funny post, but what does "upcode up" mean? Is it like upgrade? The jargon is over my head.

Edited to note that I didn't mean to say "belittle" - I meant to say "detract from" - I don't know why I typed that - like a freudian slip or something.

It's insurance fraud. Each medical diagnosis has a code, and generally there are levels of care per diagnosis. In order to get more money from insurance companies, providers sometimes may "upcode" and code at a higher level than the service that was given.

Edited to add: Scroll THEN post.

purse junkie

08-19-2003 03:32 PM

Connecticut Weddings

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Dude, you clearly have not been watching COPS. She (and others like her) chose that dress BECAUSE it accentuated her tats. Oooh, look Chrissy, this dress shows BOTH of my tats at the same time. And it's half off. I'll take it!

In that case, her dress should've just been topless, because it looks like the bodice is covering up half of a boob tat. Perhaps she could've used pasties for her "something blue" then?

NotFromHere

08-19-2003 03:35 PM

Connecticut Weddings

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Originally posted by purse junkie
In that case, her dress should've just been topless, because it looks like the bodice is covering up half of a boob tat. Perhaps she could've used pasties for her "something blue" then?

I think that's the entire boob tat. Fortunately, the picture is upper half so we don't have to gaze at the thigh tats, or the requisite ankle tat (which probably sez Metallica rulez!).

ABBAKiss

08-19-2003 03:35 PM

Mecha-Bridezilla

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Originally posted by bridge of love
with 2 tattoos like that she probably shouldn't be wearing white at all, but certainly not something off the shoulder

??????

I had two tattoos when I got married, though I didn't wear white for other reasons. Do tattoos = whore?

(I agree however that visible tattoos on women are far from TITS!!!!)

Did you just call me Coltrane?

08-19-2003 03:35 PM

britney

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Originally posted by andViolins
I keep seeing her on t.v. asking me if I'm ready for her. Or football. Or her and football. And Aerosmith. Didn't we do that already during a superbowl half-time show? It wasn't so great the first time around.

I say bring back Up with People.

aV

Will someone please please kill Aerosmith...

Please?

Replaced_Texan

08-19-2003 03:38 PM

Mecha-Bridezilla

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
??????

I had two tattoos when I got married, though I didn't wear white for other reasons. Do tattoos = whore?

(I agree however that visible tattoos on women are far from TITS!!!!)

This is why I love this board. If I hadn't read that women with tattoos shouldn't wear white at their weddings, I would have never known this important ettiquite rule and would have likely committed a major faux pas at my future wedding. Off white it is!

purse junkie

08-19-2003 03:39 PM

Connecticut Weddings

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
I think that's the entire boob tat. Fortunately, the picture is upper half so we don't have to gaze at the thigh tats, or the requisite ankle tat (which probably sez Metallica rulez!).

And the probable ass-tat with her groom's name on it is going to be really painful to remove after her inevitable divorce. Or I suppose she could just keep it and rack up names of exes on her butt like a scoreboard. Ah, romance!

blueballs

08-19-2003 03:39 PM

Mecha-Bridezilla

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
??????

I had two tattoos when I got married, though I didn't wear white for other reasons. Do tattoos = whore?

Yes, but only in the best sense of the word.

MisterEbola

08-19-2003 03:44 PM

Mecha-Bridezilla

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
??????

I had two tattoos when I got married, though I didn't wear white for other reasons. Do tattoos = whore?

NTTAWWT - male or female.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

08-19-2003 03:44 PM

You're safe

Leagl, and other non-music-thieves, will not be prosecuted for de minimis (mis)use by the RIAA.

Yahoo!

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

08-19-2003 03:45 PM

Mecha-Bridezilla

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Do tattoos = whore?

no; slut.

LessinSF

08-19-2003 03:45 PM

Mecha-Bridezilla

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I had two tattoos when I got married, though I didn't wear white for other reasons. Do tattoos = whore?

It just means you are going to hell, see Leviticus 19:28:

"Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD."

I'll bang you there.

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