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I can only imagine his defense: "Your Honor, there were debris lying on the floor near the officer. "It seemed untidy, and not fitting for a public facility in this great State, you see. "So, I walked over, bent down and told him I wanted to _chuck_ the _sticks_. Chuck the sticks. That's right. "He must have heard wrong. Simple misunderstanding. Really." S_A_M |
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Trickier is if the guy is dirt poor (e.g., my type) There are ways to deal with it. Mixing dinners with home cooked meals, romantic picnics. Stuff. You could also take him out for dessert afterwards at another place (like ice cream) and foot the bill. Another good dessert is to let him pick out anything he wants at the pooty store. But then we're back to that quasi-prostitution argument. |
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But mommy's neither one of those, I've known her all these years.
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Typical, Demorat behavior...
NEWARK, N.J. - A federal grand jury Thursday indicted former Newark Mayor Sharpe James on corruption charges involving land sales and allegations that he spent extravagantly on himself and several women using city-issued credit cards.
The 33-count indictment charges James with fraud for allegedly facilitating and approving the cut-rate sales of city-owned land to a female companion. James is, no surprise, a DEMOCRAT!~ |
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ABCs Brian Ross is reporting
Senior U.S. intelligence officials tell ABC News new intelligence suggests a small al Qaeda cell is on its way to the United States, or may already be here. Officials have released photos of what may be some of the members of this terrorist cell and cautioned all Americans to be on the look out. The potential cell members are pictured here below...... http://static.flickr.com/110/294841050_9925088ed5_o.jpg |
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Now that the socks are talking with the socks, it sounds like the echo chamber is set up and ready to go. Whee!
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Unless you're an idiot, every man learns by 25 that he'll never have any real money. You get some crap like a nice car and clothes and some watches and shit like that. nd vacations. But the Cash. That's not yours. Which is fine. WTF would I do with it but waste it on cds and alcohol and piles of clothes I don't need? I'm going Buddhist. Throwing all material out the window. Except for the expensive food. I can't give up good food. |
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