Party On!
 

LOok Pretty Lil’ Fucker, I don't know you or your situation, or what might have happened recently in your life to make you such a bitterly unfunny assjackish person. I do know I once found you to be one of the most entertaining posters on this board, but I also know that you have definitely jumpedthshark and perma-glued a phone to your ear and are dialing in these posts in a manner thats’ worse than Penske’s recycled once a legend now a hack socks, and I have to question why in the middle of all this you would attempt to accuse me of this REba sock who is obviously not me, but another unfunny loser pretending to me, a stunt that is so old at this point it makes Penske’s Hillaryhasafatass sock look original. All that aside, in memory of your former self or the guy who had the log-in before you stole it I will resist the growing urge to add you to my ignore list, but trust me as someone who has been posting on this board since before the time Less had even spit on another female GA let alone bagged a drunken one, and I have seen posters come and go and more entertaining crushworthy ones (Shasta McN where are you?) than you or Coltrane, who is now officially off my crush list, and you should know that I fully expect you to be a memory here when the socks of my socks are scoring their personal K posts. IN fairness to the board, I am not going to enter into a prolonged and petty back and forth on this issue but rather just wish you good luck in finding your game or whatevr it is you think you lost and if you feel it necessary feel free to PM me but spare me your tired unfunny bs.

Alos, to whomever is engaging in this Reba sock and other lame imitations, whether its Penske or a Penske-wannabe, if you took the time to read you would notice that all of the contrived grammatical and spelling errors are not something found in my posts and are not amusing, unless you are attempting to imitate DS imitating me. Obviously, the type and frequency of spelling errors and the random capitalization makes it evident that they are intentional and just to show how unfuckingly funny that is, even a loser as big as the Fluffer has stopped that stale joke. Why some people feel the need to post the same stuff that was unfunny two years ago on the Stalin board is beyond me, although then again it falls right in line with the barely deceptive tactics that these socks use to pretend to be lurking newbies just happening on the board. Look either post as yourself or go back to INfrm and sock, because socking, like Infirm is so 2001.

Party On!
 

Actually 4 out of 5 Penske socks prefer assclown to assjack.

Reality TV Trivia
 

Props to the first person to give the name of the person who uttered this line --

"And it wasn't ... not ... funny!"


Someday this might be on Jeopardy.

Reality TV Trivia
 

Any good googler can find that.

(David <--> Tammy Real World L.A.)

You still say "props."

ha. ha.

Reality TV Trivia
 

Props. But no mad props unless you occasionally can hear her screaming that line as a result of years of replays on Mtv.

Reality TV Trivia
 

When a show is sooo much older than the people cast in it, it is time to gracefully get the fuck off the air.

Reality Redux
 

I turned to the OM last week and said, "I want to build stuff" while watching Mikey and Paulie build his bike. It's just so real and they are true craftsmen.

Reality tv tie-in . . . a few weeks ago, I saw Wyclef ride up to work with the group on his OCC bike on MtB2.

Reality TV Trivia
 

Speaking of Tammy, it's so weird to see her on ESPN all the time talking about the Kobe thing.

Good thing she married and divorced well.

Miso horny
 

Despite the deep respect I have for the integrity of reporting by Fox News, I call bullshit. Hors d'oeuvre, canapés, amuse-bouches and antipasti, yes. Sushi, no. All the sushi chefs I have met (okay, seen on guest spots on Martha Stewart Living) are all about cleanliness and purity. Where do they find Japanese food craftsmen willing to put raw fish on a stripper? Where do they find strippers who can lay still for three hours without getting the DTs? And what do they use for a cutting board? Inquiring minds . . .

Starting a new sock parade
 

Originally posted by Uncle Ned

The guy's probably judgement proof and working under the table. So, how it's handled is by the governmental fisc.

QE
 

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch

You know, if you ditched the wife and put the kids up for adoption, now might be the time to buy an RV and take a road trip like cheffie joked about, visiting FB chicks east-coast, west-coast, worldwide.

Reality TV Trivia
 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by evenodds
Speaking of Tammy, it's so weird to see her on ESPN all the time talking about the Kobe thing.
QUOTE]

Really! Jesus mutherflippin' Christ, am I the only person in the US of A who is B-O-R-E-D by just the mention of this dude's name?!

Last week there was one insignificant hearing and BAM it leads on all 3 of the Alphabet nets. Two nights ago Matthews wasted 12 minutes of prime Hardball having a Kobe discussion. Every other minute Larry King has someone on yakking about Kobe. And its only going to get worse. By the time the trial rolls around it will be Kobe Bryant 24/7. Who knows, maybe even a KobeNewsNet.

BIG FAT YAWN!!!

Thank god for FOXNews, the reason O'Reilly and Hannity have good ratings is because they know how to separate the wheat from the chaffe, unlike the rest of these press whores. Ever since OJ, the Entertainment-Media establishment has been overhyping these celebrity legal cases, when in fact the supermajority of them are irrelevant and unnewsworthy.

On the other hand, two hi-profile cases that I never get bored with and definitely deserve a little more examination from the Fourth Estate are the Vince Foster suicide and the Gary Condit intern case. I'm looking forward to seeing what Larry King can do with them.

Miso horny
 

I guess you never watched the Surreal Life . . .

Fleeting fame and more.
 

Ah, it's good to be remembered.

On an unrelated note, I was recently at a bachelor party. Needless to say, we ended up at a strip joint. Due to poor planning on my part, I had run low on cash, but didn't realize it until showing up at the club. I decided to charge some stripper bucks to my credit card. The only options were $50 or $100. $50 would get me nowhere, as lap dances were $20 per sho...uh, time. So, I took out $100.

I bought a lap dance for myself. (No grinding, natch.) Then I bought one for the bachelor. Other guys in the group started buying lap dances for the bachelor, so next thing you know, I'm left with $60 in Monopoly money, and it's getting late. I then proceed to get three more lap dances for myself. After all, I'm not going to let the money go to waste, right?

When I get home, the Mrs. says, "So, how many lap dances did you get?" I tell her that I got four. She is half-mad, half-laughing at my indulgence. (Apparently, she forgot that she told me that I "could" get five.) Feeling slightly guilty, I explain the story, and how I was left with $60 in money that couldn't be spent elsewhere. She asked, "Well, why didn't you just give it back?" I replied that the money was non-refundable, so it was use it or lose it. That seems totally logical to me. She, on the other hand, thought that was the lamest excuse ever, and couldn't understand why I didn't just throw the $60 at the bouncer and be on my way. The thought of that pained me, so we had to agree to disagree on that issue.

I also debated the merits of various places to get lap dances with a friend who had just taken a weekend trip to Montreal just to go to strip joints. My rankings were: 1) Las Vegas, 2) New York (Scores, that is), 3) Atlantic City, and 4) Chicago. He raved about Montreal, and said that if you go to the right clubs, not only is there grinding and much grabbing by the dancers, but you can touch just about anywhere you want, crotch excepted. Now that's living.

Fleeting fame and more.
 

I'll second Montreal, and throw in Toronto for good measure. I measure everything by Crazy Horse Too standards, and Montreal/Toronto strippers are nearly as hot, and equally aggressive, for much less money. Of course, if you've got the game to get them worked up, you can find yourself getting a lot for a little, no matter where you are.

I think your list is deficient, however, in that it leaves out central Florida (Tampa/Orlando), a/k/a the strip club capital of the world, and Atlanta, which I hear is phenomenal, even with the Gold Club not quite what it used to be. I'd put Florida way above Vegas. I think I need to go to Houston to do some field testing there too before I publish my own rankings. Aww hell they're all great! Hats off to you, strippers and strip clubs.