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sebastian_dangerfield 08-31-2006 01:51 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
RT just bought a new condo.

I'm picking up the new Lotus later on today.
Dude, how'd you float the $45k for that Lotus?*

*Lotus no longer sells the serious metal over here. All they sell is that odd little car that looks like a dune buggy on roids. I think you can get one for $45k.

ltl/fb 08-31-2006 01:51 PM
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Actually, I didn't get wonk's PM -- maybe something is wrong with my mailbox. But someone else stepped up, so all is well and the quest for attention is going full throttle. Thank you for your offer, and thank you to wonk for his.
How do I vote????

patentparanyc 08-31-2006 01:53 PM
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Dude, how'd you float the $45k for that Lotus?*

*Lotus no longer sells the serious metal over here. All they sell is that odd little call that looks like a dune buggy on roids. I think you can get one for $45k.
All I can think of when you say that is "Pretty Woman" "it rides like it is on rails."

sebastian_dangerfield 08-31-2006 01:53 PM
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Er, hardly underrated at all. Just hanging in the wrong circles
You know of a critic who considered them good? Every critic I've read, save the NYTimes recent piece lauding their latest record (which I suspect kissed their asses to make the Times look hip) has been negative.

greatwhitenorthchick 08-31-2006 01:58 PM
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
How do I vote????
Hmm. I don't think there is voting. I think people just nominate people and then they decide. But maybe they will solicit votes once they receive all the entries. You know I will keep you posted.

Tyrone Slothrop 08-31-2006 02:01 PM
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Hmm. I don't think there is voting. I think people just nominate people and then they decide. But maybe they will solicit votes once they receive all the entries. You know I will keep you posted.
I think they used to have voting on Wonkette when they did this sort of thing, to drive traffic and all, but maybe I'm remembering that wrong. If you could get Penske's socks to come out of retirement and vote for you, you'd win in a landslide.

eta "get"

Hank Chinaski 08-31-2006 02:07 PM
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
How do I vote????
Give me a minute.

I want to make the entry is as good as can be.

GWNC, it asks what is the most provacative thing you've ever done with your ERISA BNA portfolios. Got anything?

Hank Chinaski 08-31-2006 02:08 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I think they used to have voting on Wonkette when they did this sort of thing, to drive traffic and all, but maybe I'm remembering that wrong. If you could Penske's socks to come out of retirement and vote for you, you'd win in a landslide.
in a hypothetical vote here, one where socks can vote, could both you, and you at 50, vote?

Tyrone Slothrop 08-31-2006 02:10 PM
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
in a hypothetical vote here, one where socks can vote, could both you, and you at 50, vote?
Sure, but your vote might cancel mine out.

Flinty_McFlint 08-31-2006 02:13 PM
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Spartacus reference. Just trying to class the joint up a little:(
You are a little late. Bitch.

Penske_Account 08-31-2006 02:19 PM
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Originally posted by Gattigap
2. It's a cute premise, but I never understood how it was the basis for a perpetual blog or a complete book.

Because the assholes in this profession find new and interesting twists on an ongoing basis to make the misery that is lawfirm life compelling entertainment.

Like the Bumfights films, only better dressed.

Hank Chinaski 08-31-2006 02:21 PM
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You are a little late. Bitch.
isn't this, and I mean this with no rancor here, a sad, constant bid for attention?

Penske_Account 08-31-2006 02:21 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I think they used to have voting on Wonkette when they did this sort of thing, to drive traffic and all, but maybe I'm remembering that wrong. If you could get Penske's socks to come out of retirement and vote for you, you'd win in a landslide.

eta "get"
What's the check on voting? If it's distinct emails, I lose. I only have 2 or 3.

patentparanyc 08-31-2006 02:23 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Penske_Account
Because the assholes in this profession find new and interesting twists on an ongoing basis to make the misery that is lawfirm life compelling entertainment.

Like the Bumfights films, only better dressed.
I think u mean the snuff films? because, really, sometimes that is what this feels like when it is flat out nailed to the wall busy.

patentparanyc 08-31-2006 02:25 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
isn't this, and I mean this with no rancor here, a sad, constant bid for attention?
hehe he.

greatwhitenorthchick 08-31-2006 02:25 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
a sad, constant bid for attention
I think we just found our next thread title.

Flinty_McFlint 08-31-2006 02:29 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
isn't this, and I mean this with no rancor here, a sad, constant bid for attention?
almost figured it out you give straws to men. hah. no?

Penske_Account 08-31-2006 02:30 PM
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I think we just found our next thread title.
2, subject to working "Penske" into it. I think that kicks it up a notch.....BAM!

patentparanyc 08-31-2006 02:31 PM
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
2, subject to working "Penske" into it. I think that kicks it up a notch.....BAM!
is that outable or is that Emeril?

It's high octane for sure.

Penske_Account 08-31-2006 02:31 PM
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almost figured it out you give straws to men. hah. no?
I think the barista at Tullys was hitting on me again today. He cut his short and bleached the ends. That's not gay is it?

Hank Chinaski 08-31-2006 02:32 PM
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I think the barista at Tullys was hitting on me again today. He cut his short and bleached the ends. That's not gay is it?
depends. which hairs?

patentparanyc 08-31-2006 02:32 PM
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
I think the barista at Tullys was hitting on me again today. He cut his short and bleached the ends. That's not gay is it?
Well, did he hand you a straw? Chat you up about the Tully's soundtrack? I mean there are litmus tests here to prove, sir.

patentparanyc 08-31-2006 02:34 PM
Gawker
 
Funny stuff, photoshop fun with rap songs and heavy hitters in finance.

And a pic of Vanessa Minello. she looks pretty good. wow.

http://www.gawker.com/

Cletus Miller 08-31-2006 02:38 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Penske_Account
2, subject to working "Penske" into it. I think that kicks it up a notch.....BAM!
a sad, constant bid for Penske's attention ? or

Penske: a sad, constant bid for attention ?

Oh, you say you prefer 2?

patentparanyc 08-31-2006 02:40 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Cletus Miller
a sad, constant bid for Penske's attention ? or

Penske: a sad, constant bid for attention ?

Oh, you say you prefer 2?
Penske's sad constant bid for attention

That is better, no?

str8outavannuys 08-31-2006 02:44 PM
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I kept my mouth shut during the Sox September tumble last year. They barely got in...and then went 11-1 in the playoffs. I will cite this post when Detroit doesn't get in. Way to set yourself up.

ETA: I've been talking about Jermaine Dye as AL MVP for over a month now - I'm glad everyone has finally picked up on it.
No love for Shea?

str8outavannuys 08-31-2006 02:51 PM
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
The Thin Ice is a Floyd ref, isn't it?

"If you should go skating, on the thin ice of modern life, dragging behind you the silent reproach, of a million tear stained eyes, don't be surprised when a crack in the ice, appears under your feet, just slip out of your depth and out of your mind, with fears flowing out behind you, as you claw the thin isce..."

I LOVE that fucking tune. I can't recall the Our Father they made mem memorize as a kid, or my mom's birthday, but I got the the Thin Ice dedicated to memory...

BTW, DO NOT listen to "Reign in Blood" as you walk through the subway into work. Sets a bad tone for the first meeting of the day... contempt for humainty and all that...
My job will be complete here when people start quoting Belle & Sebastian. "She had a stroke at the age of 24/It could have been a brilliant career." What's twee-er than that?

Speaking of B&S, I strongly applaud their recent decision to end the main part of their sets lately with "Sleep the Clock Around" (also from 'The Boy with the Arab Strap'). It is a fantastic live song, starting simple and adding pieces (synth, horns, and then strings) as the song goes. With the LA Philharmonic, it was almost a religious experience.

str8outavannuys 08-31-2006 02:53 PM
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Orgasms from blow jobs? Wait, wait... how the fuck did I not comment on that? I know I heard it before, but I don't know why I didn't say anything about it. I comment on so much dreck and miss that?

That's fucking cool. I prefer to fuck, but that would make me a hummer nut immediately.

The question is, can it be done giving a blow job to a dildo? This would unlock the answer to the question of whether the orgasm was a purely physical response (i.e, does she have an erongenous palate).
I saw a movie about that once. It was about a woman who loved to deep throat, and would have orgasms if she was deep throating, and about her experiences in figuring out why she reacted this way to deep throating.

I think it was called "The woman who had orgasms from giving oral sex."

str8outavannuys 08-31-2006 02:56 PM
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Speaking of David Lat, he has a review in yesterday's Observer of the book Anonymous Lawyer, a sort of faux-blog-in-print for fans of his faux blog by the same name, which (Lat says) "became a must-read among disgruntled law-firm associates around the country, who identified with its unsparing portrait of the white-collar salt mines that are America’s largest law firms (a.k.a. “Biglaw”)."

Did anyone think the blog was a "must-read"? The nicest I would say is that I looked at it a couple of times, and may have once found it amusing. The whole thing seemed like a gripping depiction of law-firm life only for law students who don't know what they're getting into and are willing to listen to another law student if he tells a good tale.

Or do I just not appreciate a good satire?
As someone who went to school with the dude, he's a very nice guy, but he's not exactly my number one choice for being in synch with the cultural zeitgeist. For instance, I bet he's never even HEARD of Belle & Sebastian.

tmdiva 08-31-2006 02:56 PM
FYI
 
According to the IMdB, Lisa Rinna is 43.

tm

Tyrone Slothrop 08-31-2006 02:57 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Penske_Account
2, subject to working "Penske" into it. I think that kicks it up a notch.....BAM!
It's implied, no?

Tyrone Slothrop 08-31-2006 02:58 PM
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Penske's sad constant bid for attention

That is better, no?
We could start that thread right now, but he'd just keep coming back here.

Shape Shifter 08-31-2006 02:58 PM
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
As someone who went to school with the dude, he's a very nice guy, but he's not exactly my number one choice for being in synch with the cultural zeitgeist. For instance, I bet he's never even HEARD of Belle & Sebastian.
Where did he go to school?

NotFromHere 08-31-2006 02:58 PM
Wow
 
Two weeks ago, one of Cindy Kienow's regular customers left her a $100 tip on a tab that wasn't even half that. This week, he added a couple of zeros.

Kienow, a bartender at Applebee's, got a $10,000 tip from the man — for a $26 meal — on Sunday.

"I couldn't move," Kienow said. "I didn't know what to say. He said, `This will buy you something kind of nice, huh?' And I said, `Yeah, it will.'"

Kienow said the man, whom company officials have declined to name, comes in several times a month and eats at the end of the bar. He has always tipped well, she said, usually leaving $15 on a $30 tab.

Then came the $100 tip, followed by the real shocker.

"He usually signs his ticket and flips it upside down," said Kienow, 35, who has worked at the restaurant for eight years. "But this time, he had it right-side up and said `I want you to know this is not a joke.'"

It's not, company officials agreed.

Kienow said that while she always talks with the man when he comes in — usually about current events or the weather — she can't think of anything that would have prompted the huge tip.

"I've been waiting on him for about three years," Kienow said. "We'd just talk across the bar he's a really nice guy. I hope he comes back in so I can tell him thank you

I'll bet she wants to tell him thank you.


link

Penske_Account 08-31-2006 03:00 PM
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Originally posted by Cletus Miller


a sad, constant bid for Penske's attention
2.

dtb 08-31-2006 03:01 PM
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
But would you suck off a Roman if Scarlett Johannsen promised you a month's worth of sex?
A month's worth of sex? You're married now, so what's that? Once?

Penske_Account 08-31-2006 03:01 PM
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I saw a movie about that once. It was about a woman who loved to deep throat, and would have orgasms if she was deep throating, and about her experiences in figuring out why she reacted this way to deep throating.

I think it was called "The woman who had orgasms from giving oral sex."
Was that a Dark Bros joint?

SlaveNoMore 08-31-2006 03:02 PM
Wow
 
Quote:
NotFromHere
Two weeks ago, one of Cindy Kienow's regular customers left her a $100 tip on a tab that wasn't even half that. This week, he added a couple of zeros.

Kienow, a bartender at Applebee's, got a $10,000 tip from the man — for a $26 meal — on Sunday.

"I couldn't move," Kienow said. "I didn't know what to say. He said, `This will buy you something kind of nice, huh?' And I said, `Yeah, it will.'"

Kienow said the man, whom company officials have declined to name, comes in several times a month and eats at the end of the bar. He has always tipped well, she said, usually leaving $15 on a $30 tab.

Then came the $100 tip, followed by the real shocker.

"He usually signs his ticket and flips it upside down," said Kienow, 35, who has worked at the restaurant for eight years. "But this time, he had it right-side up and said `I want you to know this is not a joke.'"

It's not, company officials agreed.

Kienow said that while she always talks with the man when he comes in — usually about current events or the weather — she can't think of anything that would have prompted the huge tip.

"I've been waiting on him for about three years," Kienow said. "We'd just talk across the bar he's a really nice guy. I hope he comes back in so I can tell him thank you

I'll bet she wants to tell him thank you.


link
She must have good flair.

Tyrone Slothrop 08-31-2006 03:02 PM
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Where did he go to school?
Toronto Country Day School's tots program. He was still in Huggies when the rest of the class had moved on to Pampers.

Penske_Account 08-31-2006 03:03 PM
FYI
 
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Originally posted by tmdiva
According to the IMdB, Lisa Rinna is 43.

tm
I like older woman.


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