um...
 

I thought we were just seeing each other, baby.

TM

Two Things
 

On a related note, talk to any public defender to learn how "articulable suspicion" and other legal nonsense phrases have entered the vocabularies of our nation's police officers.

Rodent, please. I said No.

(Thanks, ncs)

If I may, "Rodent, please. I said No." would have been funnier.

(I'm a helper)

My Friday submission
 

Skank, please. You just need help.

Remove that stick and you'll be saying Yes.

Such a sweet talker.

My Friday submission
 

Such a sweet talker.

My Friday submission
 

I don't know if this helps skanks, but others may find comfort form "What is Small, Anyway," a support group in Greenwich Village, which acts as a safe haven for gay men who have small penises, or feel as though they do.

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...ife_penis_dc_2

Anne Elk, your turn to rant
 

Anne Elk, your turn to rant
 

Why bother with the soccer? Why not just have 20 naked chicks running around on a field (the goalies wouldn't need to be naked)?

Slippery Slope
 

For that matter, why have them run?

And further, why have a field, when you can have a baby oil drizzled tarp?

Anne Elk, your turn to rant
 

Uhh, she seemed to get it off her chest a few hours back.

Anne Elk, your turn to rant
 

I had a mild rant here in response to Burger's original post. I'm in a better mood to rant since I had a fucking temp attorney give me a hard time. Hey bitch- be happy you're here making money. If you don't like the workroom you're in, I can arrange for you to be back out on the street with your tin cup. Kinda tough to pay down the loans that way ain't it? Now back to Seth....

Pig. In addition to his objectification of women, he is clearly out of touch with what is going on in the women's game. It is far too established to be sucked in by his gimick (didn't work in women's basketball).

Women are already wearing uniforms that are appropriately sized. We stopped wearing the over-sized men's uniforms back in the late '80's. The uniform is appropriate to the sport. Skirts, shorter shorts, skimpier tops are not appropriate. In soccer you use your entire body (with the exception of arms/hands unless you are the goalie). Blocking/trapping a ball kicked at up to 60 miles per hour hurts. Believe it or not, the bit of cloth is some protection. I'm not playing with any additional parts of my body exposed.

Why do they keep bringing up Brandi Chastain and the fact that she took off her shirt in the World Cup? Doesn't anybody watch the men's game? They are always taking off their shirts. No one says anything about that.

SS - there are 11 women per team, so it would be 22 women running around naked. Not.

Slave - we play in rain and mud, that's not good enough for you?

Personally, I think those NBA boys should stop wearing pajamas on the court. Let them go back to the shorty shorts, and tight fitting tops.

Anne Elk, your turn to rant
 

Or they could borrow unis from the Australian womens team.