Pants - Your GQ Advisor
 

By the way, I meant to say "welcome" in response to your delurk the other day.

To all the countless others out there reading, wishing to join in the Fun That Is The FB, I say that you should delurk, too. Especially if you look like Uma. (Or, since this is the internet after all, you can pretend that you do.)

breast shaving
 

Two immigrants arrived in America.

On their first day off the boat in New York City, they spied a hot dog vendor in the street.

"Do they eat dogs in America?" one asked the other.

"I dunno."

"Well, we're going to live here, so we might as well learn to
do as they do."

So they each bought a hot dog wrapped up in wax paper and sat down to eat them on a nearby park bench.

One immigrant looked inside his wax paper, then over at the other and asked, "What part did you get?"

Outing Socks
 

I prefer the subjective humor threshold, but for now, I am outing the socks about which I receive PM or IM complaints or which I see when I check in.

sunscreen
 

Someone asked about sunscreen a while back. Kinesys rules - sprays on, no stinging, not stinky, works great. www.kinesys.com

Neighbor fucking
 

This is not salacious, but the key is proximity. If someone is in a different city, it can go on for years. It's only when someone is close by that issues tend to crop up - analysis and all that crap.

Outing Socks
 

Meanwhile, there's been no sign of RP in far too long. I'm sending out a search party.

Neighbor fucking
 

Come on, people. I think we can all do a little better than this.

Pants - Your GQ Advisor
 

Thanks, NotBob! I have a decades-long crush on your avatar, so this means a lot coming from you. Or your avatar, whichever. And I do sort of look like Uma (or am willing to claim I do).

Neighbor fucking
 

And all I got was ginger Altoids. I feel so cheap.

Outing Socks
 

So, my thurgreed marshall sock is history, right? Damn.

Pants - Your GQ Advisor
 

Um, yeah, I also "welcome" the "long time lurker/first time poster." Welcome, Newber!

Outing Socks
 

Looks like I'm about to get zapped, too. Damn. Back to being Not Me all the time.

breast shaving
 

I went to all-female schools too, but this was really a first. It didn't even look like (well, from a distance of one sink-width, anyway) she had any hair there -- WTF?

Pants - Your GQ Advisor
 

See? Even Mister Cranky(plaid)Pants says hello! How about THAT, oh you cynics! The FB is not (let's see if my memory is working) a clique-ridden, ego-stroking circle jerk -- no, no, no; far from it! It's a warm home in the cold world that is internet-based lawyer discussion groups.

Outing Socks
 

I always thought that the name you picked for that sock was a particularly transparent effort to hide your identity.