LawTalkers - Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03

He could fly his angel wings up to Heaven and get butt-fucked by grampa's strap-on.

This is a gentle, kind way of saying you need to get over being unamusingly defensive.

ltl/fb

08-26-2003 08:32 PM

Things you have slurped.

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
RP is married!?! She never mentioned it...

I'm sorry, I should have said "married and/or in the closet." Oh well.

NotFromHere

08-26-2003 08:32 PM

Chicks dig hot guys

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Agreed. However, the avatar photo appears to me to be taken so as to appeal to the QE, not the straight fly.

There is more than one website dedicated to this picture.

Chicks dig hot guys

taxwonk

08-26-2003 08:33 PM

Pet Peeve

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Not just mine. Everyone's get repressed at one time or another.

Yes.

I only get mine repressed when the creases are wearing flat.

NotFromHere

08-26-2003 08:34 PM

Things you have slurped.

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
He could fly his angel wings up to Heaven and get butt-fucked by grampa's strap-on.

This is a gentle, kind way of saying you need to get over being unamusingly defensive.

I'm not here for your amusement, as egocentric as you may want to appear to be. Why do you hate me so much?

And why would grandpa have a strap-on? Wouldn't gramma be the likely candidate? Or has it been so long for you that you don't know who is supposed to be the strappee?

ltl/fb

08-26-2003 08:35 PM

Things you have slurped.

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Why would grandpa have a strap-on? Wouldn't gramma be the likely candidate? Or has it been so long for you that you don't know who is supposed to be the strappee?

Because (sigh) your grandpa can't get it up, even with Viagra.

Edited to add that I think the website you did the link to is maintained by and for gay men. NTTAWWT.

NotFromHere

08-26-2003 08:37 PM

Things you have slurped.

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Because (sigh) your grandpa can't get it up, even with Viagra.

Is that what he told you? Or was he just gently refusing your awkward out-of-practice advances?

ltl/fb

08-26-2003 08:40 PM

Things I have neither slurped nor schtupped.

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Is that what he told you? Or was he just gently refusing your awkward out-of-practice advances?

I read your grandma's diary on the web. They're dead, for chrissakes.

I don't fuck the aged; I don't want one of them to die on/in me.

Fugee

08-26-2003 08:42 PM

Regifting your used porno?

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Ditto. I did like E/O's link last night though. How do FB women obtain their erotica? Mine is primarily thru Good Vibes...

I must have found all the creepy stuff on that site. I went to the "favorites" section, which seemed to have an excess of incest-themed stories. I am not turned on by stories of mothers and sons, sisters and brothers, etc. Ugh. I'll have to go back to see if I missed some stuff more suited to me.

ltl/fb

08-26-2003 08:44 PM

Things I have neither slurped nor schtupped.

Am I spelling that right? bol? Anyone?

robustpuppy

08-26-2003 08:45 PM

Things I have neither slurped nor schtupped.

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I don't fuck the tacky

I don't fuck the aged

And I don't masturbate

Fringey, dear, it's not necessary for you to enumerate the categories of people that you won't fuck because it's obvious that nobody is fucking you.

taxwonk

08-26-2003 08:46 PM

Amen

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Did you just get sexy-avatar envy?
I'm feeling it too, but will resist.

I love your avatar. Because Chick's Rule!

ltl/fb

08-26-2003 08:47 PM

Things I have neither slurped nor schtupped.

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Fringey, dear, it's not necessary for you to enumerate the categories of people that you won't fuck because it's obvious that nobody is fucking you.

See, NFH, now that's an insult.

The only response I can come up with is "I'm self-sufficient" but it seems inadequate, even to me. But really, would you fuck her grandpa? Please.

Edited to say, waitasecond, did I really ever say I don't masturbate? If so it was intended to be humorous.

greatwhitenorthchick

08-26-2003 08:48 PM

Amen

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Originally posted by taxwonk
I love your avatar. Because Chick's Rule!

Thanks! Its' good to know your they're for me.

taxwonk

08-26-2003 08:51 PM

Things you have slurped.

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
It's hopeless to play the sweet innocent little thing on the FB and fuck other posters. The fact you are a dirty whore will come out, every time.

Even if you only fuck married posters.

She's lying. We're very discreet.

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