Things I have neither slurped nor schtupped.
 

Premise, premise, unstated assumption, conclusion. Tell me the "therefore" wasn't necessary.

Amen
 

And I alway's will be.

Amen
 

And with that, my inner Timmy just exploded. So, gwincky, you going to come down here and clean up this mess?

Things I have neither slurped nor schtupped.
 

shit, just when I thougth i might be geting somewhere.....

Things I have neither slurped nor schtupped.
 

I don't get it.

Things I have neither slurped nor schtupped.
 

don't worry, you weren't anyway.

Things I have neither slurped nor schtupped.
 

Therefore you don't masturbate (you know, because you are tacky and aged). I knew you were ugly, mean, and frustrated, but I never took you for slow.

Ketchup
 

Things I have learned this afternoon:

1. I have the most bangable avatar . . . sweet.

2. Texans are sexy.

3. Outpatient surgery is still freakin surgery.

4. Fugee needs to PM me about literotica, since she found the scary incest stuff. (What is it about men and incest?!)

5. The OM bought a bag of Sweetish Hill tollhouse cookies, which is my fifth favorite cookie, to help me feel better. (Number 1 is central market's english toffee chip cookie.)

5.a. Wonk, you can still PM me about C is for Cookies.

6. WWLD is testing my last nerve with the quotes. ;)

7. People now use fly in a completely different way than we used fly back in the day.

Even(oweeee)Odds

Things you have slurped.
 

Good. Take pictures and submit them for breasticle day II.

TM

Things you have slurped.
 

The point is, your avatar is stupid. Okay, maybe that's not her point, but it's a point nevertheless.

Speaking of stupid avatars, every avatar that moves in any way (including the spinning dice and yez, that dinosaur that never seems to get any skinnier) should be banned.

TM

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You just got your head handed to you and that's what you come back with? Maybe you should stop taking the meds again.

TM

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The stupidity and "makes people think you are a gay male NTTAWWT but it seems to piss you off" are part of the point. She (he?) also gets defensive really quickly and intensely and that amuses me. If I can induce people to do things that amuse me, I will. Unless it takes a lot of energy.
I cry uncle. I have taught you too well, grasshopper.

Is Fugee going to sue me (a la Fox) for using her word?

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I acknowledged that my response was inadequate, but apparently it was really, really inadequate. I will be hanging my head in shame all the way home. Seriously.

Between me and RT, that will probably result in two multi-car pileups on the freeway. Unless we hit each other.

Ketchup
 

What kind of surgery?

A little while after I had some major surgery, I had some minor oral surgery. (I had bitten the inside of my lip, and it made a bump that wouldn't go away. Yes, I'm retarded.) It was the funniest thing -- I remember thinking, this is absurdly easy, and now, I get to walk home. No hospital stay = good.

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Die.