Host?!? Guest?!?
 

That's Magic Marker-Dick, thank you very much.

TM

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To answer your earlier question, yes Jack and Erica went up. Jee and Robert want to vote off Erica, but Allison and Jun are talking about voting out Jack, and then having an all-girl alliance since none of the girls think they could beat any of the boys if they made it to the final two. Oh, and Jee won the luxury competition by smashing gnomes (Marcellus from last season made a brief guest appearance) and won one McDonalds meal a day for him and the houseguest of his choice for the week.

It was boooring. Thank god for Tivo b/c I can watch an hour episode in about 25 minutes.

Bravissimo
 

This poll is confusing to me, as I never remember the SG's actual names. They need to use a SG tagline that will make them instantly recognizable to those of us who have watched them.

E.g.,

Deservedly Struggling Artist 19%
Jesus of Nazareth/Hooker from Trenton 11%

etc., etc.

Bravissimo
 

Yes, but they will never, ever run out of guys with back thatch.

At least if my recent trip to the beach is any indicator.

Bravissimo
 

Do people really think John B is a closeted gay man? I LOVED him. I almost cried. He was so adorable.

Bravissimo
 

I can't believe that they ran the poll without including pictures. I mean who the hell keeps track of what the SG's names are? It would be better if it gave a one line description (e.g., "ass man who wants to sing" or "production dude with too much body hair"). Anyway I went and voted for Adam Z. ("unibrow islander whose friends and family hate foie gras"). He was a perfectly acceptable SG. And better than several of them. I would have voted for George though if he was listed on the poll. I never saw the episode with Brian S. (I think it was the first one). Hopefully I'll catch it in reruns.


Edited to note that Gattigap beat me to it... Sigh.

Bravissimo
 

I liked the guy with the Trenton-ho girlfriend, if only because he was so sweetly hopeless to start with and tried so hard to please his heinous psycho-tart girlfriend. Give that boy a medal, and a new chick!

Bravissimo
 

I don't think he is. After all he worked as a stripper. Any guy who comes out of that profession straight is in fact straight. Usual disclaimers, of course.

Bravissimo
 

Brian S. would be doing better if his had not been the first episode aired. John B.'s episode aired near the apex of the hype curve. Post-makeover Brian S. was tasty. He'd be positively scrumptious if he did some push-ups and crunches.

Boy, meet Timmy
 

The Boy Meets Boy website has an embarrassing number of grammar, diction, and spelling errors, even when held to a reality TV show website standard.

Your (well, my) moment of zen. Enjoy and viva La US Open
 

http://www.usopen.org/images/players/atpm605.jpg

http://www.usopen.org/images/players/atpp338.jpg

Your (well, my) moment of zen. Enjoy and viva La US Open
 

THis is really brightening my day. WHile Carlos is best enjoyed in action and photos dont quite capture his magnficence, Mark just blows me away. I cannot think of a better looking man on the face of the universe. And he is six four, and of greek descent. And those eyes are blue. Can anyone top him? And tell me where I might find him this weekend in Manhattan?

Host?!? Guest?!?
 

Because it can have permanent consequences?

Bravissimo
 

Allow me to translate:

The current standings:

Brian S. (Butch the Axe Murderer/Artist) 19%
Adam Z. (The unibrowed self-styled "Superjew") 4%
Tom K. (Pete Yorn looking guy with hooker GF) 11%
John B. (Country guy with Armenian fiancee) 40%
Vincent T. (Bald guy who should stay backup singer) 6%
Andrew L. (Hairy back, snug-fit condom cameraman) 9%
John V. (Cop made Man Quiche for boobage-packing GF) 12%

That's not a saying is it? I have bad news and irrelevant news
 

Is this the baddest and most irrelevant interview question ever?

Q. What do you think about Anna Kournikova doing reporting for a TV network here?

MARK PHILIPPOUSSIS: I don't know to be quite honest. Never gave it much thought.