Fashion Emergency
 

If you let me in on that too, I just might change my negative opinion of you.

Because you all have such good taste.
 

It's not hate. You're offending him on an intellectual level.

Trust me. I do it to him on the PB all the time...

Because you all have such good taste.
 

Does he tell you are not attractive, and taunt you with tall athletic hot alternatives?? hmmm?

Because you all have such good taste.
 

Pass. This isn't home run derby.

Because you all have such good taste.
 

He's ripped my dancer's legs for years, and said I've a nose best suited for ripping off bottlecaps.

Because you all have such good taste.
 

Ouch.

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I know! My thermometer goes to eleven.

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you're hot baby!

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Really, is it that important? I mean, who cares.

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You're running for a human cause? I'm running for animals. Humans aren't worth saving.*

*I'm even worse after a nice dose of Vonnegut.

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Sebby?

I still hold out hope....
 

Perhaps, but it may be time to play the pootie store card, no?

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Sebby doesn't run except when his hallucinations are chasing him.

I still hold out hope....
 

What are you doing for lunch?

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Vonnegut did a really funny interview with Rolling stone recently. Classic line:

"I've been assaulted in the news by people with names like Bush and Dick, and until recently, Colon."

I mildly paraphrased cause i didn't feel like googling it.