I still hold out hope....
 

how COULD you?

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Delusions, my friend. And mine are as real as yours, I'll thank you to recall.

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Yeah? so why didn't you post this after gwinky said essentially the same thing a few posts back?

I like dtb. and she's nice. I like to say nice things to her.

Because you all have such good taste.
 

If you had let it drop after TM's evaluation -- maybe just a post calling him harsh -- I would not have piled on. Instead, you insist on digging your way deeper and deeper into the hole that you are in.

And so, I offer my honest commentary. Don't like it? Put me on ignore. Or better yet, drop this.

Each time I think you've hit rock-bottom, you get more pathetic. I am sorry, really sorry, that you are so insecure about your looks that you practically beg for approval ("TM, throw me a bone!") from people you don't even know. I am sorry, really sorry, that you are so insecure about how people perceive your intelligence -- possibly because you are a paralegal on a board of lawyers -- that you feel compelled to post your IQ and a bunch of other stuff that no one cares about.

But at some point, my sympathy runs out. Any number of people were sympathetic to you, initially, after the TM experience. They probably thought you didn't realize what you were getting into (though I don't know why -- TM is nothing but blunt and direct in his posts). And they certainly recognized how difficult it is for someone who has deluded herself about her appearance to be confronted with the reality that someone -- someone she asked to evaluate her! -- described her as, basically, squat, chubby, unattractive, and dishonest about her breast size. Those people offered sympathy, and tried to get you to let this drop.

And you ignored them and continued to beg for approval and insist that TM must somehow be lying about his opinion. And I should probably not pile on, and I'll probably stop soon because as entertaining as this train wreck has been it is getting old by now. But sometimes, ya' just can't resist.

I still hold out hope....
 

It's true. It's all true.

But I've been told that the term "retarded" is no longer acceptable by someone on the internet.

And since this is all that I am about (unlike you, someone who posts the details of her dates and makes fun of those who you wouldn't consider dating using a forum in which they were not expecting to be made the object of group ridicule*) and you've uncovered the truth (<sniff>), I would just like to apologize to everyone who hadn't yet figured out me and my master plan.**

TM

*You're a stupid fucking hypocrite.

**To lie in wait of a paralegal joining the board, bragging about her looks and then, using the carefully constructed false trust of other posters, spring my trap on her to label her as fat and not pretty! Mwahahaha! I LIVE for this!**

Because you all have such good taste.
 

Dude -- the nost thing was a compliment.

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I have been IGNORING gwinky since she said I was merely pretty. That was a total B+.

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I would say you are not unattractive.

I still hold out hope....
 

How did you know? You were my first.

TM

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Thank you! God, it is like pulling TEETH with you people.

Because you all have such good taste.
 

On the objective tip, this is Unfair. It is subject to Shifter's verification.

I still hold out hope....
 

Considering you are here all day, every day, it sure would seem so, TM.

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Um, not unattractive is a lower standard than pretty. All pretty people are not unattractive, but not all people who are not unattractive are pretty.

Do I need to email you a Venn diagram?

Because you all have such good taste.
 

For your information, the post you are so upset about has no enjoyment in it whatsoever. In fact, to make sure it didn't come off as anything but straightforward and not mean, I sent it to someone else (who everyone on this board respects as fair minded) before posting it. She gave me some suggestions, all of which I took, to soften the language. Although I knew you wouldn't like the review, I did not want you to be overly upset with the post. But I did not want to be dishonest about my opinion either. I think most people on this board (all smarter than you) saw that.

But, as you may have guessed, I no longer care whether your feelings get hurt. But I'm glad to have a new paigow to play with.

TM

I still hold out hope....
 

I suggest you meet in Grand Central, just so you can be sure.