Breasticle Day
 

My understanding--and I may be wrong on this--is that there are web sites all over the internet dedicated to the naked female human breast. From what I've been told, I think some of these sites charge a nominal but competitive fee, while others will actually let you see the naked breasts without charging a fee. I think you may be plauged with some pop ups, but the pop ups, I am told, generally also feature naked breasts, so may not be a bad thing.

Maybe one of these sites could hold you over until next friday? I'm not quite sure how you would find one, but maybe one of our FB brothren or sistren could give you some direction.

Pliffier Poem
 

Many gifts you have my friend
you're pretty and wise and true
but when it comes to poetry
I have to say you're blue.

Poetry's an art you know
going beyond rhyme
the words you see, they have to flow
they have to find their time.

And the words you rhyme
they lack the time
to show me you've got talent
so I'm begging you my pretty friend
please find another habit.

Breasticle Day
 

I'm aware.

I was just posting as an excuse to use that Astronaut Jones quote.

Breasticle Day
 

We had to open them on X-mas Eve b/c I wouldn't go to sleep.

Ever.


And I was kidding. Just an excuse to let the board enjoy Tracy Morgan as much as I do.

Hot or Not
 

I say Hot.

http://www.foxnews.com/images/100286...neymadonna.jpg

I debated whether to post this or simply provide the link, but I don't think that it is too racy for public viewing. If admins disagree, please feel free to remove.


aV

Breasticle Day
 

If he stays seated, no one else at work will notice.

Hot or Not
 

I'm with Hot. Context please?

Hot or Not
 

So that's Madonna? I had to go back to TF's post to find out who was in on this kiss. Where's XTina? Madonna looks pretty young in that pic (angles, angles, angles). I will concurr with aV. Hot.

Breasticle Day
 

I have heard it would not make any difference.

Hot or Not
 

Puh-leeese.

VMAs. Last night.

Spoiled in detail in every paper yesterday and for every day since Madonna's birthday party.

Though I knew exactly what would happen, I still enjoyed it. The open-mouthed kisses and dirty dancing were unexpected, especially to the live audience.

Rock's jokes were on point. He introduced LeBron James and Ashanti with:
"He's tryin not to be the next Kobe and she's tryin not to be the next victim."

He also said of Good Charlotte: "Good Charlotte? That's like mediocre Green Day."

Overall, a far more enjoyable VMAs than the past few years. The fashion was all about the breast -- God bless them.

Hot or Not
 

Yes the lesbian admin believes that two women kissing is racy.

If it were two men, or a man and a woman, I wouldn't believe it so, but because it is two women, it is wrong.

WRONG.

Confidential to Thrasher
 

Though we have accepted your money, pliffier is your greatest contribution.

VMA Observations
 

I watched MTVs Video Music Awards because, well, I'll drop the charade here and advise you as to my pathetic, miserable existence. I have no life.


SPOILER




Chris Rock - made the event watchable. My personal fave was when he said Good Charlotte sounded like mediocre Green Day.

Good Charlotte - who gave these Hot Topic shoppers a record deal?

Madonna, et al. - the only thing sexy about the Madonna/Britney kiss is that is was Madonna & Britney. Otherwise, it was wooden and creepy, like the Gores. I missed the Madonna/Christina smooch because I excused myself to go the bathroom and let my imagination do for me what reality could not.

50 cent - for a bullet-riddled crotch grabber, he's an engaging performer. He needs acceptance speech lessons.

Eminem - should have known better than to do the tard puppet bit.

Metallica - shitty cover band.

Justin Timberlake - amiable doofus.

Fab 5 - sharkjump. And how are six people supposed to present an award? Hurt some feelings, keep it down to 2 and leave the stage uncluttered. Isn't there a QE for stage direction?

Duran Duran - glad they got the surprize award. Such a surprize that no one seemed to realize they were getting an award. How embarrassing for them that Kelly Osbourne has to buy them a standing O. The sound failure was just gravy on the cake.

Missy E - "And, here to my right, I'd like to thank the caterer's assistant."

Coldplay - Chris Rock got it wrong. You can't commit suicide when your asleep. Yawn.

Olsen Twins - I myself can hardly wait the 288 days, nine hours and four minutes. But do they have to talk?

JLo - deliberate snub for which I can never forgive MTV. Aside from the many film commitments in the Niagara Falls area, you can't expect a legitimate talent and star like JLo to attend every pissant awards show. Give the woman an award already, if for nothing more than her transcendent beauty and captivating charm. Bull, cow. Gobble, gobble.

Overall - Were they using a special fat leg lens? Or is junk in the trunk in?

Hot or Not
 

I totally missed this. I was throwing back surfers on acid and kissing a fellow associate's wife. Yikes.

Hot or Not
 

Hey HEY! No need to get your panties in a bunch. I know in the past that some posters have been upset with graphic pictures appearing on their screens at work. I thought this one, while hot, did not go too far. THus, the post.

I LIKE hot wimmin' kissing! I would enjoy seeing you kiss another woman! Mmmm, mmmm lesbians!

aV