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Hank Chinaski 03-25-2005 09:32 AM

Jerry's Dad
 
http://www.nytimes.com/2005/03/25/ar...25martin.html?

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/...martin_184.jpg

Guy had some good roles- now I'll have to re-rent the Producers.

notcasesensitive 03-25-2005 01:59 PM

Jerry's Dad
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
http://www.nytimes.com/2005/03/25/ar...25martin.html?

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/...martin_184.jpg

Guy had some good roles- now I'll have to re-rent the Producers.
I guess we know now who has me on ignore.

ltl/fb 03-25-2005 02:02 PM

Jerry's Dad
 
Quote:

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I guess we know now who has me on ignore.
I was thinking that exact same thing, but didn't want to say anything.

Hank Chinaski 03-25-2005 02:19 PM

Jerry's Dad
 
Quote:

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I guess we know now who has me on ignore.
I don't utilize that function. I unfortunately failed to see your earlier post. But since we've seen every Seinfeld 4 or 5 times, seeing the death announcements at least twice is fitting- don't you think?

NotFromHere 03-28-2005 01:33 PM

Crowded House
 
MELBOURNE - The drummer from 1980s Australian rock band Crowded House hanged himself in a park in southern Australia, an emergency services spokeswoman said Monday.

Not a good year for rockers.

dtb 03-28-2005 05:28 PM

Contestant 45, Come on Down!
 
Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I was listening to Stern in the basement yesterday while getting some laundry. Stern was talking about penis size averages. I scoffed that 6 was average (I wanted to believe myself above average), but sure enough, with aid of a tape measure, I performed an informal review and determined that, low and behold, I am average in every regard. What's amazing is I swear I was six on the mark last time I did that, and now it appears I'm a little longer. Maybe its those soy shakes.

Low and behold?!? Did you mean to do that?

That's hilarious (if you meant to do it, that is).

dtb 03-28-2005 05:34 PM

Umm
 
Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I am troubled that my wish, that I been cremated and my ashes made into a bunt cake, a piece of which must be eaten by anyone who wants a part of my estate, will not be honored because it is merely an oral directive. Let this writing suffice as evidence that I must be made into a cake upon death. My estate will be first come, first serve, dolled out in equal chunks, but you'll have to down a huge piece of the cake in front of my lawyer. When the cake is finished, those who have eaten a piece will be assembled and given a percentage share based on the number of pieces they ate. If you can eat the whole cake, you can have it all.
Bunt cake?!? Seriously, dude... you're killing me (to tie it to the board, lest I receive a reprimand)!

Atticus Grinch 03-29-2005 12:15 AM

Crowded House
 
Quote:

Originally posted by NotFromHere
MELBOURNE - The drummer from 1980s Australian rock band Crowded House hanged himself in a park in southern Australia, an emergency services spokeswoman said Monday.

Not a good year for rockers.
Or, in another way of looking at it, still not a good century for drummers.

Hank Chinaski 03-29-2005 12:18 AM

Umm
 
Quote:

Originally posted by dtb
Bunt cake?!? Seriously, dude... you're killing me (to tie it to the board, lest I receive a reprimand)!
Once no one can spell correctly, those who are troubled by mispellings are truly the crippled.

bilmore 03-29-2005 12:38 AM

Umm
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Once no one can spell correctly, those who are troubled by mispellings are truly the crippled.
When spelling is outlawed, only outlaws will spell?

dtb 03-29-2005 12:58 PM

Umm
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Once no one can spell correctly, those who are troubled by mispellings are truly the crippled.
Actually, "bunt cake" I can forgive, but "low and behold"?!?

That's pretty funny, considering what he was talking about -- which makes me think maybe it was intentional, and because he's the N&I Sebby, I will brook no suggestion to the contrary.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 03-29-2005 01:07 PM

Umm
 
Quote:

Originally posted by dtb
Actually, "bunt cake" I can forgive, but "low and behold"?!?

That's pretty funny, considering what he was talking about -- which makes me think maybe it was intentional, and because he's the N&I Sebby, I will brook no suggestion to the contrary.
You prefer high and beheld?

dtb 03-29-2005 01:13 PM

Umm
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
You prefer high and beheld?
Uh... no.

NotFromHere 03-29-2005 07:13 PM

Johnnie Cochran
 
Dead.

robustpuppy 03-31-2005 11:43 AM

Terry Schiavo
 
Dead. Two weeks.

I think Sebby called it and I rode shotgun. What do we win?


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