Actual headline: Psycho killer racoons terrorize Olympia (spree: news)

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IIRC, you were late when we met.

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Probably so.

Am I beautiful? Or merely pretty?

ETA it has been THREE WHOLE MINUTES and no one has responded. This is like pulling teeth.

Because you all have such good taste.
 

I really admire your spirit.

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Pretty can change to "fairly hot" based on very small, subtle changes in the makeup, etc...

Beautiful is kind of an old fart's word. I think the chick from Gone With the Wind when I hear it. It's a dead archetype, used almost exclsuively by old people to describe "classically" attractive people whose looks and image deviate from the hypersexualized standard of beauty today.

The strangest are those people who are just a shade from really hot, but the one defect they have is so important it knocks them from hot down to barely not unattractive. I knew a girl in law school who had all the classic elements of a reall European runway hottie (thin, sinewy, high Italian cheekbones). But she had a neck too long and a hockey player's nose. Queered the whole deal.

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OK, but the point here is, am I smoking hot, merely hot, or just pretty?

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I never fucking met you. How the hell should I know?

What do you think of my new gutters?

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The categories are actually smoking hot, less hot [still being hot], and merely pretty.

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And no one has even described me??????? Christ. What the fuck do you all talk about? How fast the grass grew last summer?

I think it's great that you have new gutters, and you seem picky, and your wife sounds picky, so I'm guessing they look pretty good. If they don't now, they will when you get done with the contractor.

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HOld on, wait just one minute there. Do you mean to say that when FB people meet IRL, they talk about other FB people they have met IRL?

I think I'm going to vomit.

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6'2
Black hair
195 lbs

Hot or not?

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And? Which one am I?

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lardass. or unattractively overmuscled.

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TM never told me you were also bullimic.

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He thought I was merely spitting.