The Tara Reid challenge
 

I think that is half of what is making me feel sick. The other half being that his probalby huge, thick, beautiful penis has been dipped in the equivalent of a sewage drain in Newark and I dont know if I want that in me.

The Tara Reid challenge
 

I do not think she is hot, fwiw. I think she is trashy looking. (Although, to be truthful, if I were a guy I would want to have sex with her once at least).

I sympathize with you because I can 100% relate on the Dr Noah Drake thing.

Rant of the day
 

So I walked into that. Thanks. Bitch.

Leagle - I am into sleeping and billing and puking occasionally. Can you work with that? I'll try to find something this weekend, but I'm technologically challenged, so expect a whiny PM from me begging for help.

-TL

The Tara Reid challenge
 

Who told her that super ultra low rise pants look good on someone with a boyish figure like hers? Yuck.

Also, that eyeliner is obnoxious. The Carson Daly Roast with the Tara Reid impersonator was pretty funny.

The Tara Reid challenge
 

Thanks, Paigs, I will carry that mental image with me for some time to come...

Rant of the day
 

This is my suggestion:
http://www.boomspeed.com/leagleaze/cherub.gif

Rant of the day
 

Because Bilmore and GWNC beat you to the meany comments? But you're my new best friend now. Like it or not. Can I call you George?

-TL

Tara Reid
 

Tara Reid falls into a very common class of Hollywood women: somewhat pretty looking, decent body, but gets her hair and makeup done all the time and a bunch of nice clothes, so she looks pretty good. Of course she is vapid and has a terrible personality and is positively C-list, but it's not like she's the dog some of you are making her out to be.

If paigow really looks that much better than her, I think I need to make a major last ditch effort to get admitted to the BB[1] and badger Paigs to put some pictures up. Or, since that's unlikely to happen, maybe I should just pm paigow pictures of my pecker[2] and try to get her to reciprocate.




[1] Breasticle Board

[2] Which I think is pretty nice, but I am no Greek tennis god.

Rant of the day
 

It was just . . . there. What could I do?

Tara Reid
 

I dont have a pecker. And while I would say I am defintely better than Tara Reid in the face and body, and I think Coltrane would agree (right darlin?), that is not saying I necessarily am the female equivalent of a Greek Tennis God. Though, Your Mileage May Vary

Tara Reid
 

Who says "pecker"? Is it pickled?*


*Note: Do not mistake this derision for an attempt to flirt. You would know if I was flirting with you. I am not. Nor do I wish to see your pickled pecker.

Rant of the day
 

I felt pity for your obvious misery. Though you did get and have stayed pregnant on purpose, so it's kinda your own damn fault. I'll be really really snarky and mean later on.

You can call me whatever you want, but I might forget that that's my "name" and fail to respond.

Tara Reid
 

Agreed. The last time I fucked Tera it was terrible.


I really wanted to write that I would still dip my penis into Tera's sewage, but it just doesn't seem right...

Tara Reid
 

John Waters.

And there was this movie a long time ago with Sean Young and Ted McGinley called "Young Doctors in Love" and they called their kid "Peckerhead".

Those are the only two places I could think of off the top of my head where "pecker" is used.

Less on Survivor?
 

No. I don't have a dog. I wish I did, but I work too many hours to have a puppy that won't feel like it's been orphaned.

I was tired of the "gay" rhetoric surrounding my "hot" Bret Boone avatar and was cruising through my choices and this one caught my eye. I figured no one would flame a cute puppy - I could be proven wrong.

It'll change again, I can guarantee it because this one's too cutesy.