LAME Outing Socks
 

Sounds like you have a friend in Penske!

Huzzah!
 

Mercifully, the forum's edit_redirect page has always flashed so quickly across my computer screen that I could not have actually read it even if, due to some brief moment of insanity-induced banality, I wanted to.

Until now.

I want to go back to the way things used to be.

LAME Outing Socks
 

As do you, my Penskeite brother. Due to the hiatus status, Penske does not even read these boards, but please remember that he misses you all and loves you all. I will pass on your regards to him, which I know he will greatly appreciate.

Thank you.

Hollywood Confidential
 

Dearest E/O:

Thank you for knowing the difference between socking and changing primaries. On that very subject, please be advised that I will be changing one more time, as this primary bores me. It seemed like a good idea at the time, being truer to my (dyed) roots and all, but alas, no dice.

Please rest assured that this change will follow the most careful consideration for the tender feelings of the fine, upstanding puppets, I mean citizens of this here electronic playground. Therefore, you will not see me adopting any of the following personas, who should all then be non grata:

Plaid Lil' Flower
Leagl's Beagle
Let It Ride Ho
wtf/fb
Sandwiched Between the Olsen Twins
Robust Pussies
Did you just give me a Shape Shafter?
Anything with the word "Penske" in it, or John316
Whomever's Beating the Thrashers Fan
not_rodney_dangerfield
Not From Anywhere In Particular
Any other member of the "Not" family
Bland n' Boring
Mister_Ed
funnybunny
Str8outtaABBA'sPants
Hank Chinaski

This list can be supplemented by PM as necessary.

In addition, I would like to add that anyone considering casting themselves as a Thurgreed tribute sock should give up that dream, unless for some reason you have a whole lot of rage built up inside. It's too much hard fucking work.

Oh, and one more tip: If you just put Less on ignore, you'll have to deal with a lot less wanking.

Cordially yours,

The Primary Formerly Known as Berry Hunter

Hollywood Confidential
 

Ok, now that one is funny.

Anyway, on to NHL Playoff Haiku(western edition)

Jarome (with an "a")
is the toast of Calgary
can they beat Philly?

Neighbor fucking
 

Cheer up, Fringey. I'm sure there's someone out there who feels you're more than that. He's crazy, but he's out there.

Bachelor
 

spoiler.



yawn.



what use is a one-way ticket to NY if he's going to be playing in another city this fall?

Neighbor fucking
 

Once again, I am blown away by the fact that you characterize other people's insults as weak, dull and unoriginal.

Neighbor fucking
 

I haven't made it through my second cup of coffee yet. Besides, sometimes you just aren't worth any more effort than the wiffle ball.

Bachelor
 

I could not bear to watch this. Did he propose? Was it the most exciting rose ceremony ever? Do we know what law school she goes to?

Intern Fucking
 

I am shocked and appalled that none of the Wonkette faithful deemed this blog entry worthy of FB review. It is much more interesting than that boring poitical shit she posts.

And I now discount Ty's request for salacious details from yesterday.

Neighbor fucking
 

It's 10:00 in the morning. What, did you go part time?

As if I didn't put the tube thing in there knowingly.

Hollywood Confidential
 

Surprisingly, given my immodesty, this was my favorite.

Bachelor
 

didn't you read my recap?


spoiler


no. tara barfed in the car because she drank too much. It was perhaps the least exciting rose ceremony ever. THe only way to have made it exciting would to have had trish come back, again, looking for love. Maybe she'll be the next bachelorette. sleep with all of them.

pepperdine was a good guess. but it could be one of those non-aba schools that are all over california.

Bachelor
 

I don't think she had been drinking -- wasn't she just nervous?