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40 seconds. Impressive.

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Would you like to meet?

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Feel free to use my vomitorium.

I'll wait until you leave to tell other folks what you look like.

(I am still not a redhead.)

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Yes, that is the ticket. The number of beers I have had has nothing to do with it.

FWIW, I once met a girl at a rock club on a night when I went out by myself. Back in the day. She was tall, maybe 5'11", blonde, statuesque and willing. Her tits were an instant focal point. After a few too many, we were locked in an embrace in the back of the club in a less public area -- she with her shirt mostly off playing pretend wet nurse to pony.

The next day we met up to do some day stuff with some friends of mine who basically gave a critique that made TM's grade of PP seem like an A+. They basically, and correctly called her fat and not attractive. They were correctly able to guage that I indeed had been doing shots in addition to beer. I never called her back even though she had a wealthy daddy and a place on CPW. She didn't make the cut.

Fast forward to about a year later. She shows up unanounced at a gig that I was doing (with wife-to-be and -to-be-ex girlfriend both carefully managed and in attendence and she

looked


fucking


hot!

I mean playboy hot. Mostly weight loss but some other stuff, can't remember what.

She basically showed up to show me what I was missing and that I was a dick.

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And I am still not a Labrador retriever.

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She should have thanked you. If you hadn't been a dick, she wouldn;t have lost the weight and gotten herself smoking hot.

I still hold out hope....
 

What can I say? I hate my job.

But I appreciate the fact that you're keeping such close notes of what I'm doing. I hope it doesn't get in the way of the exciting life you're leading.

TM

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I look exactly like my avatar.

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Inside, I look like mine.

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Last night I went to the Idlewild post-premiere party (didn't have enough J.U. Ice to get into the actual screening as I am not a charismatic, big time, New York heavy hitter) and I saw Paula Patton. She is beautiful. Drop dead gorgeous. She has breasts, Weed, and they looked great in her bright yellow dress.

I also saw Macy Gray, who is, not pretty.

TM

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Funny. I distinctly recall you having a head.

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Macy Gray is a man.

Idlewild's gotten some lackluster reviews, but most of them are in the vein of "they were undisputed geniuses who did some of the best hip hop/funk reocrds in history, but this one is not as good."

Why not just say "as usual, this is a damn good record, but maybe not as good as the last one. YMMV."

Food
 

Which is less healthy, a sesame-seed bagel toasted with a generous amount of regular cream cheese, or an apple fritter?

Food
 

If you have a question for Less, you should just send him a PM.

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Anna Nicole?