Roland the Headless Surgical Resident
 

Okay, but does the body of the decapitated person move too? Thrash? Ambulate? Run around like a chicken with its head cut off? I would assume that it does, for a few moments at least. And that's gotta wig you out in an elevator, no?

My answer to the question -- head or body? -- is "depends on the body." If I'm gonna be traumatized, I at least want the option of getting some trim if the body is depose-able.

And to respond to the obvious, I imagine jaws can clench tight in rigor mortis or whatever. Plus, I mean, ewww.

Poker Tournaments
 

Several dozen times. Los Angeles has large numbers of legal poker rooms, most of which hold low buy-in daily or weekly tournaments. Here, it's about 90% amateurs, though the amateurs are such fixtures around the poker rooms that they're better categorized as semi-pro. It's a great way to play poker for a few hours for a fixed amount of money ($40-$100 usually, including rebuys).

Roland the Headless Surgical Resident
 

Even if you could get over the blood and gore and absence of the head, I believe that after that kind of trauma the body would not be deposable (for most people), for reasons that I do not care to express (hint, hint).

Severed head dude
 

Ok, so if I'm reading fast, I often skip re: lines. Must be a carry-over from when the font for them was like 4 point. In addition, though the stuff at the beginning might have been tame for you, it was too gross for me.

Of course I was kidding about the spoiler space. I realize I have an eggshell gore sensibility. I couldn't even bear to read the little blurb on the drill bit guy that was foisted upon me in a public place today. This is the main reason I am not Dr. Casesensitive.

Roland the Headless Surgical Resident
 

You seriously underestimate the potential effect of "I can tell my friends I did it" on ... well, y'know (wink, wink).

Plus, have you ever heard a guy respond to the question "what's her face like?" with "I'm not even sure she had one"? Just imagine the, um, boost from knowing that I could be the first person to say that truthfully.

Poker Tournaments
 

umm... can I get back to you on this one?

not yet. that is my current answer.

Robby says, "bad news for Coltrane"
 

Shite. Hasselhoffed again!!

Roland the Headless Surgical Resident
 

Throw in "fucked her brains out" for good measure.

Roland the Headless Surgical Resident
 

Well there we have it....ncs is on the permanent binge and purge diet for sure now.

Roland the Headless Surgical Resident
 

There is always the option of skullfucking.

Roland the Headless Surgical Resident
 

Interesting opportunity to paraphrase the old "only with a bag on her head" joke into an "only with her head in a bag" joke.

Pizza Man
 

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Is there no end to the services you can provide?

Pizza Man
 

Well, no. But some cost more than others.

Roland the Headless Surgical Resident
 

Thanks for the concern. Actually the hypothetical corpse banging doesn't bother me. Just true stories involving actual gore. Difference between Return of the Living Dead and a snuff film.

I am up to 8 participants with a couple of promises for more. So I think we can safely say that breasticle day is on.

Remember, I need all pictures by tomorrow at midnight.

L