Roland the Headless Surgical Resident
 

That brings me back to college...good stuff.

It's depressing that I've quit all of my wonderful vices. Booze and strippering are all I have left. God I miss smoking...

It may be time to reintroduce some recreational drugs to me...

Camp or Death
 

I actually saw all of the Faces of Death films -- I can't believe that I am the only one, I thought everyone had seen at least one. Some of it is most definitely fake but a lot is just swiped news footage and independent video that they won't show on TV -- like they will show the car crash but not the burned bodies sticking out of the windshield on TV but you get it on FoD. The dude in the electric chair is nifty, real or not. Most of FoD is just *yawn* unless you are a 12 year old boy.

I never went to sleepaway camp. Absolutely refused to and folks thought it was kinda silly anyway. To this day I get distressed at the idea of spending a night away from home -- can't sleep or "potty" when anywhere but home. We had daytime hockey camp which was way cooler. You got to spend the day playing hockey and then go home to "potty" and sleep -- schweet.

B(ob)B(arker)4?
 

How dare she! Off with her head!

Bilmore of the Day award
 

You should hope to be as cool as he was at your age.

B(ob)B(arker)4?
 

Yeah, don't you know it's hip to date outside your race nowadays?

It's like rebelling for the sake of rebellion.

Isn't it sardonic?

Roland the Headless Surgical Resident
 

Coltrane, you need a vacation. One with culture and art and stuff. I think you should visit the Van Gogh museum. If you have time left over, well, I'm sure you'll find something to do.

Cake or Death
 

Speaking of Eddie Izzard, he has a new dvd premiering in the fall. I am not sure what it is called, but my father pre-ordered it for me from Amazon. You can do the same using our link.

Even(sales pitch and serial posting completed.)Odds

Bilmore of the Day award
 

I meant "kill me now" in an endearing way.

Edited to add that Bilmore the person seems pretty cool (or as cool as a Republican can be).

But my version of "No Exit" would have me in a McMansion in the suburbs with 3 kids driving a suburban taking the little fuckers to some theme park, NTTAWWT.

Bilmore of the Day award
 

Much like "It's like rebelling for the sake of rebellion."

Bilmore of the Day award
 

I was Billmore's Inner Conscience. How does that affect my future Billmorian (Billmorite?) status?

QE
 

lawsuit!

After two episodes of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, Culture Guy Blair Boone was replaced by Jai Rodriguez. Now Blair is suing producers for $105,000, or the "$3,000-per-episode for a 'full production year' of 35 episodes" he would have received, the New York Post reports. His lawyer tells the Post "the show offered 'a little bit' of money for Boone to 'go away' before he filed suit in U.S. District Court." Earlier, producers replaced Culture Guy James Hannaham, who was featured in the unaired pilot; he wrote about his experience.



Also, thanks e/o for the 411 on the executive transvestite!

B(ob)B(arker)4?
 

Speaking of dating outside of one's race category, Lance is now available and outside all of y'all's race category, n.o. (=no offense, new acronymn of the week).



http://sports.yahoo.com/sc/news?slug...v=ap&type=lgns

I am diverse enough to read about more than hockey and baseball
 

http://espn.go.com/page2/s/hruby/030...rtnersite=espn

Article about bad pro tennis fashion statements. Pics included.

Roland the Headless Surgical Resident
 

Last time I was there, it was closed (1999?). I felt like I was at the entrance to WallyWorld. "Sorry folks, park's closed. The moose out front should have told you."

But that was probably b/c of the spacecakes.

B(ob)B(arker)4?
 

Forget Demi, you're David Duke in four years.