pornstarr
 

Its double-wide.

the chosen one
 

He cut off the other one at the beginning of this year's Tour.
As a gesture of support for Lance.

Lance Armstrong
 

They were all in vitro. (You know, testicular cancer and all).

Competitive cyclists are typically riding 5-6 days a week. They eat, ride, eat, and sleep.

Lance Armstrong
 

I think that Lance probably averages 450 miles a week for a year.

Do I think he rides 365 days a year? No. He probably takes a dozen or so days completely off and then there are active rest days.

Notwithstanding any of that, I don't think the number of kids he has sired has any correlation to the amount of sex he is/was having (or his stamina during sex). His kids were conceived through artificial insemination from his sperm that was stored from before he had chemo. Is this not common knowledge?

Lance Armstrong
 

Maybe the wife helped him with filling the cup. The ideal intimate sexual relationship.

Edited to add "sounds like they're having lots of sex between meals" which is stupid and punny but had to be said.

the chosen one
 

Nice try, but I beat ya to the punch. line.

the chosen one
 

I was pissed about that. Especially because my answer is way better than your lame trailer analogy.

Lance Armstrong
 

He made his sperm donation pre-chemo. They met immediately post-chemo. Otherwise, it could have been incredibly romantic.

Even(waiting for the OM to finish his ride)Odds

Edited to add from the OM: one of Lance's teammates rides 20,000 miles a year, so Lance rides easily that much if not more. This is not the guy you'd want to have as an SO, until after he retires.

the chosen one
 

Wrong. Go back and reread my post for content.

Ho-wear
 

Doesn't have to be. I tutor a girl in middle school and am pretty amazed at what 6th-8th grade girls wear to school. Lots of skin. Their mothers send them off with overshirts that are abandoned in lockers. No wonder the YMCA Teen Clinic woman hands out condoms by the handful like popcorn (although I continue to be perplexed that she dispenses Magnum XXL ones -- I thought they were for exceptionally well-endowed men -- how many boys in school need them?).

Remember Jelly Belly jelly beans? A jar of which no less a personage than Ronald Reagan kept on his desk? Well, they haven't been resting on their laurels -- oh, no. They've been in product development for beans based on Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans from the Harry Potter books --- "every flavor" in this case being limited to Sardine, Black Pepper, Dirt, and Vomit.

This is not the interesting part. The interesting part is that the Vomit flavor isn't new. It's a rebranding of an ill-fated Parmesan Pizza flavor from several years ago. Who knew? The next time I TUIMMALB, I'll let you know if I get any sense of Parmesan Pizza.

Meanwhile, their most popular flavor is Buttered Popcorn. WTF?

B(ob)B(arker)4?
 

Originally posted by TH

I've noticed that's often the case for Asian women that basically date white guys. I think it also goes for white women that basically date black guys. A fair amount of lesbians are fat and/or ugly too.

Much like my fellow great American RWR, I too have a JellyBelly jellybean dispensing machine on my desk.

thanks to that article I now know my next theme, red, white and blue.

Bulimia inthe office
 

Originally posted by paigowprincess

It depends on your technique. If you only puke in bathroom sinks, inappropriate. If you're adept at yaking in a disposable container, have at it.

Just about an hour and a half to go. I had a couple last minute entries which brings us to 12 people. If you want to submit please do so now.

L