This Fall's lineup
 

Another stupid lawyer show....

Alicia Silverstone’s dramedy “Miss Match,” in which she plays a divorce lawyer with a talent for matchmaking. The hamfistedly “ironic” premise aside, the future of “Miss Match” is anyone’s call; Silverstone has kept a relatively low profile since “Batman & Robin”

More stupid shows....
Speaking of show types that haven’t fared well of late, David E. Kelley is trying to reverse his current fortunes with “The Brotherhood of Poland, N.H.” After the humiliatingly prompt sacking of “girls club” last year and violent cast shake-ups at “The Practice,” Kelley needs a breakout to go with the modestly thriving “Boston Public.”

It’s hard to predict whether movie-star power will translate into boob-tube triumph. But it’s not a stretch to expect that Whoopi Goldberg’s upcoming sitcom, cleverly titled “Whoopi,” is going to flop.


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Sunny days keepin the clouds away
 

Holy shit. How big was the city you were driving in?

Couldn't stand another hour
 

Sting now confesses that he "sexed up" tales of his stamina to impress Bob Geldof.* Turns out, the whole eight-hour tantric thing was total bullshit.

*This alone is just about the saddest motherfucking thing I've ever read.

Vegan poll
 

Somewhat on topic, I read somewhere that costuming for the show was really difficult because, as a dedicated Vegan and PETA sort, she refused to wear any fur or leather. The costumers went berzerk, apparently, until she confessed that she would wear vintage fur and leather, because it wasn't contributing to ongoing animal cruelty.

Other vegan/PETA types out there: is that legit or bullshit?

I vote "bullshit," but I'm perfectly willing to use the excuse myself when asked by the squeamish about any leather or other dead animal parts I happen to be wearing. Anything made last season is officially designated "vintage" in such cases.

BR(Actually, that's not true. It never occurred to me to wear fur until PETA's methods & statements started really, really pissing me off a few years ago; now I wear it, and look damn good, just to undermine their cause and hopefully piss off their members. Now if the squeamish ask me I tend to explain exactly that in the hopes it will make them think twice about where they send their money)C

Sunny days keepin the clouds away
 

Metro area? I think about 1.6, 1.8 million.

Couldn't stand another hour
 

Didn't a girlfriend testify to having sex with Willie Nelson for 9 hours?


Willie, it's time to get Georgia OFF your mind and pay attention to the fucking...

Sorry, guys. This was in my Hotmail account and I can't afford any more bad karma.
 

I received this link http://www.despair.com/ bin my personal email account from someone with a usdoj.gov email address. Momentarily freaked my shit. The site's pretty funny, though.

pickup advice
 

WTF is a soul patch? (I am so unhip.)

Couldn't stand another hour
 

How does that happen? Is that just viagra gone beserk or something? I cannot imagine having sex for nine hours. Did they have food and drink within arms-reach? I would most definitely have to pee at some point during those nine hours.

Vegan poll
 

Everyone draws the line somewhere. As a former ovo-lacto veggie with family members who were macrobiotic and others who were vegan, some kosher, some not, I'll tell you that I'm just happy everyone has drawn their own lines (as you can tell, a non-PETA position).

I take neither interest in nor responsibility for Ms. Silverstone's lines. Her curves are another matter.

Vegan poll
 

Absolute and total bullshit. I explain to people who are squeamish about the leather sofa, leather upholstered car, leather shoes, leather purse and leather watchband, that that cow was going to die anyway.

That said, I knew a PETA radical in law school, and she wouldn't even consider wearing vintage fur or leather on her dead body. It is all cruelty in the rules book.

In fact some idiot wore a full length fur coat to law school one day (yeah, totally appropriate) and we had to physically restrain PETA person from lunging at her jugular.

Vintage. HA. Nice try.

Couldn't stand another hour
 

Of course it's bullshit. He's English, for chrissakes.

Couldn't stand another hour
 

So I guess the 80's song "Up All Night" by Geldof's band the Boomtown Rats was really about an insomniac rather than Gordon's little Stinger...

pickup advice
 

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also, See Fred Durst

Vegan poll
 

To momentarily defend the lines of the woman in whose lines I have no interest, isn't the vintage argument akin to the arguments about antique ivory versus recent ivory? So there is some logic.

Alicia, ya owe me one.