Food
 

I think the fritter has transfats, which are least healthy. But if I were you, I would have both. Bagel first, followed by fritter. Fuck it.

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What you chose for me. I'm not up on my French, so I'm not sure what it was, but it was deee-lish.

Now can you tell everyone how hot I am? It might some people change their minds in the poll.

I still hold out hope....
 

You can attempt to make shit up to try to poison people against me in some lame attempt to get them on your side, but I think it's fairly transparent. Even if it does work and she believes you, I'm fairly certain that she'll still think you're a fucking loser.

TM

I still hold out hope....
 

He is not my boy.

And he would be the first to tell you that.

Food
 

Oh, right, transfats. I will stick with the usually-more-satisfying bagel.

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Here's a tip. Trying to make your crusade against TM some sort of feminist thing, or opaquely introducing the concept of sexual assault into the debate isn't a great idea... I'm just sayin'.

But you'll do it anyway.

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Apology accepted.

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Apparently he didn't study very hard, or, more likely, you didn't listen very well. Vents are a matter of choice, which is why all tailors offer all three options on a bespoke suit.

As for high-end off the rack, I suggest you look at Oxxford, Hickey-Freeman, Paul Stuart, Armani, Zegna, and Brioni, among others, all of whom either currently or in the past have offered center vent models.

Being shrill doesn't make you right.

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I have been told u have done many generous and nice things.

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no it simply makes me moody.

I looked at Hickey. Hickey is dreamy.

zegna too. I'm a material freak like the wool. Paul Stuart also. The woman glommed onto me to explain the entire women's fall line. And no she wasn't hitting on me before the onslaught starts.

Food
 

coffee is for closers.

First they'll take your porn
 

Some people just carry it around on the laptop to save the $12.95 a pop. My complaint is that you order the fucking movie based on the description, then lo and behold, you get someone like Blue Iris in the movie. NSFW.

Poll: Men -- how deep is your porn collection buried in your computer's directory structure?

Mine two deep, hidden directory.

A revelation
 

I would just like to apologize right now to NFH for any wrongs I may have made against her, or any mean jokes at her expense over the years. I know that you are not a man. In all honesty, I think you are a nice person, perhaps a little quirky, like all of us, but at the end of the day, I'd be happy to be seated next to you at a party. We could talk about cars, sports, celebrity gossip, all sorts of things, and I'm sure that I'd have a good opinion of you, and hopefully, you'd have the same. While I generally post insults at everyone, I generally am just being me, and usually kidding when I do it.

What I'm trying to say NFH, albeit, ineloquently, is that I've recently found a new respect and admiration for you. Cheers! Please post more.

Food
 

Bankers say stuff like that. heh.

French cuffs anyone??

First they'll take your porn
 

Nice of them to create a listing of hotels to avoid.

Thankfully, there is too much money in this business for much to come of their protests. I hope.