Roller Coasters
 

Trampampoline

Roller Coasters
 

Judging by RP's sig, I'm guessing she's intimately familiar with them too.

Roller Coasters
 

I like swings too. But not the sex kind, just the plain, ordinary swings. Tire swings are nice, but sometimes, if I spin around too much, they make me feel sick.

Courtney Love Pic [not safe for work]
 

getting friendly -- http://www.fleshbot.com/archives/cou...and_friend.php

[spree: includes nudity. including much (but not all) of one of Ms. Love's tits.]

Roller Coasters
 

That waist high bar that only the girls used that you could hook a leg around and somersault over and over on at a hundred miles an hour. One, a fantastic head rush, two, it allowed me to kick that 3rd-grade bitch that picked on my brother incredibly hard in the stomach as she passed by without getting in trouble with the principal because it was an 'accident'.

Mental note: Sexual satisfaction degrades women.
 

Wonkette (no, the other one) posted an excerpt of Lynne Cheney's Sisters, a pulpy paperback she wrote in the mid-'80s.

http://www.wonkette.com/images/smutty%20smut%20smut.jpg

Link.

The great thing about it is that I can't tell which of these Amazon reader reviews are facetious.

Mental note: Sexual satisfaction degrades women.
 

Either this woman's got an enormous secret closet full of turbo-charged sex toys and Catwoman latex S&M-wear and a stable of nubile boy-toys, or she's the most disastrously lousy lay in the history of humankind.

Mental note: Sexual satisfaction degrades women.
 

You're so right. That second one is really borderline.

Mental note: Sexual satisfaction degrades women.
 

Boy toys? Read it again.


Edited because somebody called me a bubble burster, which, I think, is the opposite of a man pleaser, which would make me, apparently, Lynne Cheney.

Lie back, and think of England.
 

This would be a Not Recommendation for bnb.

WTF is it with Republican politicians and bizarro books? (See e.g. Newt Gingrich). The bipartisan* spy novels that Gary Hart and William Cohen co-wrote may not have been great, but still.

Personally, I blame Ayn Rand.

*they were written when Hart was a Demoratic senator and Cohen was a Republican senator. Edited because I was Not Clear.

Mental note: Sexual satisfaction degrades women.
 

I don't think it matters. The reviews are better than most books I've seen recently.

Mental note: Sexual satisfaction degrades women.
 

47 of 49 people found that review helpful. Welcome to the cognitive minority.

Mental note: Sexual satisfaction degrades women.
 

I'm not saying I didn't find it helpful.

Mental note: Sexual satisfaction degrades women.
 

Which I think helps prove that things can be both amusing and ironic at the same time.

Mental note: Sexual satisfaction degrades women.
 

I liked the one that said "Never before has a political satire used the mysteries of female sexuality to such elaborate ends . . . ." Puh-lease. I mean, do they no longer require Antigone at Yale?