Indeed. Let the games begin...

How do you know?

Shouldn't you be asking Ollie the same thing?

eh, touche.

I had two buck chuck once. Afterwards, I decided it would be worthwhile to drink water for a few weeks and pool my allowance money until I got a ten spot* and could afford something decent.\


*eta: at least 6 bucks. I can find something pretty good for that. 87-89 parker points.

can you get aids from second hand cum swallowing?

you have too many last posts on several boards. Are you trying for the 25 -fecta?

Confidential to Burger
 

Burger,

A thought for you...you could stake out the position as the mod of this board who will support the freedom of choice of the K winner to choose the thread title (within the bounds of the ToS). I am sure you would get much adoration and belovedness for such a position and it could be a platform to eventually run for admin.

I know I speak for myself when I say that I would be willing to cross the political fence and support you in such a situation.

Think about it,

Penske

ps: Those times when I used the word "Cooter" to address you, I meant that in the really positive complimentary sense of "Cooter". Just wanted to be clear on that.

but the one guy thought I was good looking right? huh d? huh?

Oh, so your wife told you about the snoball idea. I didn't think you'd go for it. You are a trooper. I'll avoid asparagus, I hear that leaves a bitter taste.

cite please
?

No. Sorry, Hank. That was me (who thought you were good-looking).

Confidential to Burger
 

You can bear witness to my sole desire to improve the quality of the thread title, and not to censor.

Confidential to Burger
 

Is there a negative sense?

damn. I was hoping some banker dug me, instead of a retiree:(

Confidential to Burger
 

Well, if nothing else that puts the pressure on Ty not to be the only supporter of oppressive dictatorial censorship. I still have some small bit of hope he will come around to the side of Freedom although all of that inglenook in a box from his home state may have dulled his sense of right and wrong.

Confidential to Burger
 

Not on this side of the looking glass.

K Race
 

Is the Starbucks next to the Leftorium?

Confidential to Burger
 

I have already staked out the position as the mod who probably won't go along with stupid board name requests, so if you are stuck with the choice of having Burger or me open a thread for you, I would think he would be a better target.

Tough love.

Confidential to Burger
 

There's always RP. You'll notice I have spent the better part of two days (which is like 2 weeks in dog years) working my way back into her good graces. You didn't really buy that crap about a motiveless kinder, gentler more well behaved me, did you?

K Race
 

I've freed up more room in my PM box -- if anyone tried to message me and couldn't, please try again.

K Race
 

Your maple leaf sticker to put on your helmet for the next game should be arriving soon from Ottawa.

K Race
 

I once asked my HS science teacher "how many calories equal a pound." I didn't get a satisfactory answer, and never have.

It occurred to me later that perhaps the reason I didn't get a satisfactory answer was that I needed to ask how many kilojoules equal a kilogram, but I don't think that's it.

For Str8
 

I think (and I haven't read JU or any other fansites all day, because I was golfing (badly)) that George could win HOH and Janelle would also be safe, but that's not going to happen. I think Janelle is screwed -- a victim of her own success.

I also think you're wrong about the phrase -- I think it's the "What you sew, so shall you reap", or something like that.

K Race
 

Quick, TM, request that he name all socks he's ever created. Blatantly request it, if that's necessary.

Its their sterling personalities that win them the ladies. Witty bastards, with all their rakish charm.

K Race
 

3500

And I learned last Thursday in a nutrition workshop that the human body can only burn approximately 1/2 pound of fat and/or muscle a day. Any more weight loss in a day after that is water.

I think drinking your own urine can cause renal failure. Or something. There was some story on immigrants trying to make it across the desert, and I think it talked about that.

K Race
 

I don't keep a definitive list. If RT was so inclined, she could run an IP search (or whatever) and get a list and publish it here. There would probably be about a dozen or so that would be shared socks, so all the responsibility would not be mine. There would also be a few that would be the socks of someone else in my office who used to post and showed the same IP address for a while. I think.

Of course that would not take into account the hundreds of socks at Infirm and Yahoo, many of which were much more distinct in personality and better assimilated into the general populace as primaries.

Mea culpa. I'm a corpie. What do I know from evidentiary standards???

For Str8 & NFU
 

I'm going to quit watching after Janelle* goes so I hope she hangs in there longer.

It's ironic** that James used Janie's targeting of a floater rather than Boogie or Will the last time she was HoH as his justification of leaving the Season 6 alliance. And now he is in an alliance with Boogie and Will.

From the sheep clue, I originally thought the phrase was going to be "You (ewe) have been evicted." But from reading the Sucks boards, I gather the phrase is either what Str8 posted or "You reap what you sow."

*Have to support the Minnesota girl.

**I leave it to Flower to determine if I've used irony correctly.

Thank you for clarifying. I was wondering how in the world they reproduced. It's all clear to me now.

Many thanks, seb.

This is a joke, right? And I don't get it.

Because gwink may be a rider producer (or not, I don't know) but if she is, you are the one who gets the shitty job of removing all of the current page X from the transaction documents so that the revised page X with gwink's rider can replace it.

You're a produced rider delivery system.

That sounds hot, I may need one of those for my office...

No, it isn't a joke, see I'm not the one fucking bragging about being an ERISA atty. duh.

And a damn straight well paid one too. thankuverymuch.

That's what I always ask the ones who do. Unless, of course, the person in question isn't all insecure and hung up on being staff. Then they're just good people.

K Race
 

It makes sense, I suppose, and gives a new meaning to "stick a cork in it." I just wish I had been that clever. Maybe it is all the craic I am enjoying.

LessinCork

Which you are not "good people" you are just a noodge. and an annoying one at that. pot kettle baby

Hey. I'm a guy. In fact, I'm a deal lawyer, I wear Italian ties, English shirts with French cuffs, and I know several I-bankers. If I saw Gwinky in a Starbucks (that's what the lawyers call it, honey, not Sbux), I'd get an extra straw for her soy chai latte. And I'd smile at her as I gave it to her.

I think I've said enough here.

YOu say the same shit over and over and over. and the third round of edits, still not funny. perhaps if you drop in fucking rider 17X humor and rider 22Y funny we'd be set. I await your comments herewith.

Also, Appendix A, Hot and Rider 32 C young needs to be added. In some cases, Rider 35X I make bank helps.

Regards,
The Rider Putter Inner.

p.s. I expect that comfort letter stat, boy. deal to close here.

Ooooh. Someone knows what a comfort letter is.

And I haven't needed the vomitorium in so long. (sigh)