The FB as a leading cultural indicator, example number 459
 

I am a gentleman; I do not depose and tell.

Fans and television
 

Speaking of which, I was gone for "phoning it in." Can someone enlighten me?

Who does this fellow resemble?
 

I would have said "Chris Kattan," but I'm worried (1) no one remembers what Kattan looks like; and (2) people would think it's a particularly flimsy BOTD effort.

The FB as a leading cultural indicator, example number 459
 

confidential to NB: Since "Not Bob" is not really your name, and people don't know which famous person you are IRL, I don't think it would be a violation of the nondisclosure to say "there were two other people at that deposition, and some things that we might call 'moist towelettes.' Need I say more?" Do you agree? Please answer ASAP so I may post.

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Cite please?

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Edited to Keep My Punctuation Correct for DTB?*

*WAG.

Zinger Alert!
 

Yet, you have uncannily mastered it.

The FB as a leading cultural indicator, example number 459
 

Sadly, the suits upstairs tell me that I shouldn't agree to such an interpretation of the NDA.

However, I will note that you looked smashing in that latex corselet.

The FB as a leading cultural indicator, example number 459
 

Thank you. You are looking out for me.

And apropos of nothing - I just receive an e-mail from a local mall and Origins is giving away a free "Fringe Benefit" mascara with every makeover. You really are famous. Now I'm wondering if Not Bob is Coco Chanel.

She Bangs
 

On further reflection, I have decided that she does post here.

Paigow is the Washingtonienne.

AJ (the intern she wants to fuck) is Coltrane.

F (the married man who pays her for sex) is Taxwonk.

J (the guy who took her cherry) is Slave.

MK (the ex-serious BF whom she is still fucking) is Lookin.

MD (the dude who broke up her relationship with MK) is Chevy.

R (Threesome Dude she wants to forget) is Sebby.

RS (the new office bf) is Shape Shifter.

W (anal sugar daddy) is obviously Mr. Ruybroeck

She Bangs
 

Apropos of very little, and in the name of further salaciousness (salacity?), here is the blog of a London call girl.

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Shit, really? Good God.

This is the tipping point at which, like the Bent Pyramid, some improvisational design changes are needed before the this board's self-referential structure collapses under its own weight. The only ones surviving the wreckage will be Paigow and Penske's socks.*

Gattigap

* In the minds of some, perhaps a just sentence, but let's not just WISH the apocalypse on us, shall we? Let's get with it, people!

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On a related note, I hereby rip off this link to a Slate article from the Infirm boards that leaves open the possibility that not only is Eva Silverstein a goddess, but she might very well be, in fact, the Goddess. In light of this development, I'm starting to rethink my tithe to my neighborhood Mithraeum.

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What's WAG? "What a guess"?

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(1) "Wild-ass Guess."

(2) See what I mean? It's started already!