So, how about those Mets?
 

It's kind of a sliding scale, starting at impressed and moving rapidly to repulsed when you realize that instead of pointing out her dessert on the dessert cart she's cartjacked it and is stuffing the whole thing into her gaping (there's that word again) piehole...

And for the record, my current priorities are:

1. Sex
1. Mrs. Hand and the little fingers
3. Football (Pro and College)
4. Sex
5. Booze
6. Good Food
7. Sex
8. Pining for hockey season
9. High-end electronics (Especially Plasma HDTV's, stereo equipment and XM).
10. European Sportscars
11. Sex
12. Porn (see Sex, infra. and supra.)
13. Sex
14. Planning Vegas trip (see Sex and Porn)
15. Work (though the people I work with don't agree)

So, how about those Leafs?
 

Admit it, you really are a perv under that mid-800s FICO score.

Sad news for Thrasher
 

I was recommending to PJ that she, despite her continual knocking of "having rugrats", not write off the idea of having children. Surprise (or do I need a Harvard study)! Some of us enjoy it.

My suggestion to PJ is a compliment. I'm sure she'd be a fine parent someday, if she so chooses.

BUT PLEASE DON'T MISINTERPRET ME.

You clearly should not all breed.

Sad news for Thrasher
 

I refer you to Bilmore's post to TM.

Unfortunately, it is too late to do something about the people who bred but ought not have.

So, how about those Leafs?
 

Hockey makes me crazy hot. As does baseball. And pro football. And NASCAR. I suppose that I do tend to get a little pervy. ;)

edit: I just received word that post-season Braves tickets go on sale Friday. I think I will now go home and fuck the old man really crazy like.

Sad news for Thrasher
 

GGG, when people are making fun of your life choices, it is not appropriate to make fun of their life choices, because we shouldn't make fun of people's life choices

Now my head hurts.

So, how about those Mets?
 

Oooh, I have a girl-crush on Nigella Lawson. Usually I only like about half of the recipes in a cookbook, but practically everything that I've ever seen in one of her books is mouth watering. And not one of the recipes has failed. Her descriptions are fantastic, and I can't wait to make more from her books.

"Melissa Stark set the bar too high"
 

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/200...ero/index.html

[If you couldn't tell from the link description, article about how sucky Lisa G. is at sidelines commentary.]

Feeeeeeed Meeeeeeee
 

You're probably going to have to rethink this.

If she eats like a pig and is still thin start thinking "eat like a pig=barfing in the ladies room."
In some instances. Especially the hot ones who think they want to be a model someday.

Feeeeeeed Meeeeeeee
 

Well that and metabolism changes.

Sad news for Thrasher
 

No, he should make fun. If he didn't make fun we wouldn't have any fun. And then where would we be? Not to mention how fair is it to make fun of someone's life choices and not to have your life choices mocked in return?

I think everyone should make fun of everyone. And their life choices. Whatever that means.

Want some aspirin?

Feeeeeeed Meeeeeeee
 

Fucking metabolism changes. How do we repeal those?

Note: This is a rhetorical question, not a plea for exercise advice. So if you are frantically typing in a helpful response, fuck off already.

"Melissa Stark set the bar too high"
 

I liked this rationalization:

"Producer Fred Gaudelli told USA Today that, 'Since 40 percent of our Monday Night Football audience is women, our preference was to select a woman' to replace Stark on the broadcast."

Is Lisa Guerrero really what those 40% want to see?

Feeeeeeed Meeeeeeee
 

You have 3 choices really.
1. drugs. lots of drugs. to hell with food.
2. barfing (with Str8) in the ladies room. Ewww.
3. that thing you already discussed but didn't want my advice on.

"Melissa Stark set the bar too high"
 

Do they really believe that women who watch football want to see a woman on the sidelines? I just want somebody who knows what the fuck em is talking about -- can be male or female. Who are they fooling? They keep selecting women who are "hot" to the typical football-watching man, this has nothing to do with pleasing women viewers.