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paigowprincess 11-04-2003 03:00 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Paigs, get fucking real here. Carolyn is OK looking, but Slave was dead fucking on with his assessment that she was a common skinny cokewhore. I think Tom Wolfe described such women as "social x-rays" in Bonfire, and that about sums Carolyn up. Granted, some folks may be blinded to the facts because they've got a huge hard on for fucking uber-waspy looking chicks on the social register, but lets put class envy aside here and deal strictly with the looks... in that realm, she's better than average, but not hot.

I gotta ask this... wtf does her working with exclusive clientele for Calvin Klein have to do with shit? I have a bud from college who's been to Klein's home in the Hamptons a pile of times. Is he autmoatically hot? If so, maybe I'll start fucking him and leave my wife. He and I get along smashingly. You should see him suck down coke. Unbelieveable nasal capacity, and he does it with the grace and ease of a swan like Carloyn.
Common? What does that have to do with whether she is beaugtiful or not?

She was beautiful when she wasnt skinnyh.

Or doing coke.

ANd I owuldnt call her a cokewhore- see, she had JFK's moeny so she didnt need ot put out to get it- assuming she was addicted and not just a recereational user, but I digress. ANd that has nothing to do with whether she is beautiful/.

And the Calvin Klein part goes to the fact that she had the look he wanted to impress up on clients apparently, and thought she beaufiful., Ceratinly not for her extensive PR expertise, no? He being CK probably has seen a pretty lady or two in person. Not to mention elegant and graceful. Which I think contribute to beauty- how you carery yourself. You might be more inclined to a tight ass sticking out in the air on a red velvet background. Which isnt "common" or anytinhg.

you are kind of a common hypocrtie arent you?

edited bc I fofgot the social xray thing. I think Wolfe's social xray werent 33 or younger. But excellent reference!

Atticus Grinch 11-04-2003 03:02 PM

Who needs a hobby, like tennis or philately?
 
I've got a hobby: re-reading Lady Chatterly.

The Ashley Madison Agency: A Dating Service for Unfulfilled Married Women.
When Monogamy Becomes Monotony. [tm]

ThrashersFan 11-04-2003 03:02 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
ANd I owuldnt call her a cokewhore- see, she had JFK's moeny so she didnt need ot put out to get it- assuming she was addicted and not just a recereational user, but I digress. ANd that has nothing to do with whether she is beautiful/.

So he was her only client? Works for me. Someone has to be the whore in every relationship, yes?

evenodds 11-04-2003 03:05 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
I've got a hobby: re-reading Lady Chatterly.

The Ashley Madison Agency: A Dating Service for Unfulfilled Married Women.
When Monogamy Becomes Monotony. [tm]
This is lovely: "Extra-marital affairs and open spousal relationships offer an opportunity to re-experience the excitement and stimulation associated with dating and courtship."

ThrashersFan 11-04-2003 03:11 PM

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Originally posted by evenodds
This is lovely: "Extra-marital affairs and open spousal relationships offer an opportunity to re-experience the excitement and stimulation associated with dating and courtship."
Obviously written by someone who hasn't dated in a while. Picking up someone for sex may be exciting but dating is too much work as far as I am concerned. And doesn't "courtship" mean moving towards a more permanent relationship, like marriage? I'll stick with married. If I need some excitement I'll drive blindfolded.

ABBAKiss 11-04-2003 03:17 PM

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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
dating is too much work
How so? I loved dating. Didn't find it to be work at all. But you're not the only one I've heard say this.

TexLex 11-04-2003 03:17 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
So, whatever anyone tells you about how big the baby is, they don't know for sure. Maybe he's 15 pounds!!
If it had been a reg. u/s tech, I would agree (the regular u/s tech also said it was a girl), but this is u/s #9 by a well repected perinatologist - he's measured the skull & all the bones, etc. and the kid's weighing in at just over 9.5lbs right now. Even if the estimate is high, he's clearly still a porker and will only be packing it on until hatching. I think I'd better take this over to the Ma & Pa, Esq. Board...

In other news, I just realized I went to HS with the Quiznos raised-by-a-wolf guy, which wigged me out somewhat. Awesome guy - glad he's making it.

-TL

ltl/fb 11-04-2003 03:18 PM

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Originally posted by evenodds
You take vacations??????
"recent" may be broadly defined. Be defined broadly. Whichever. As may "vacation" -- some people do not seem to view a long weekend visiting one's family as a vacation. I take 'em where I can get 'em.

leagleaze 11-04-2003 03:20 PM

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I hate that wolf commercial. I also hate those cell phone commercials where they are doing shakespeare or having a meeting or what have you and are skipping around with all those annoying beeps.


What commercials are annoying you lately?

Did you just call me Coltrane? 11-04-2003 03:20 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
How so? I loved dating. Didn't find it to be work at all.
That's b/c it's free for you.

I have to pay for both Taco Bell meals.

ABBAKiss 11-04-2003 03:25 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
That's b/c it's free for you.

I have to pay for both Taco Bell meals.
Hey, I always paid (or at least offered to) if I asked someone out or if there was more than one date (or more than one location within a date).

And who goes to Taco Bell on a date? There's no booze there. How is the dude gonna get lucky?

Shape Shifter 11-04-2003 03:25 PM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
I hate that wolf commercial. I also hate those cell phone commercials where they are doing shakespeare or having a meeting or what have you and are skipping around with all those annoying beeps.


What commercials are annoying you lately?
The wolf commercial is disturbing. Hey, I'm glad Tex Lex's friend is getting work, but watching a guy suckle a wolf does not make me want a sandwich.

Coors Lite commercials during football games annoy the shit out of me. Last year's "twins" was bad enough. But this season's installment starring Kid Rock is pushing me over the edge. Why don't they just cut to the chase and market their product as "Tasteless Beer for Tasteless People"?

Did you just call me Coltrane? 11-04-2003 03:26 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by leagleaze
I hate that wolf commercial. I also hate those cell phone commercials where they are doing shakespeare or having a meeting or what have you and are skipping around with all those annoying beeps.


What commercials are annoying you lately?
"I'm lovin' it" McDonalds commercials. The worst.

The best: "Real Men of Genius" commercials.

Replaced_Texan 11-04-2003 03:27 PM

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I probably couldn't pick Bassett out of a crowd if I had to. She's pretty enough, I guess, but for me, she's not that memorable, and in order to be ranked beautiful in my book, you have to be memorable. Maybe a 5 or so for prettiness?

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I gotta ask this... wtf does her working with exclusive clientele for Calvin Klein have to do with shit?
SD, you want to go into sales, right? Sales is all about image and the image that the company projects. Being asked to work with exclusive clientele for Calvin Klein implies that Calvin (who you may think infantile or dorky by name assoication, but that's another argument) thought her beautiful enough to project the proper image for his company to a group of people he very much wanted to impress. Certainly her grace, intelligence, people skills, yada yada went into that equation, but you'd better believe that he thought she was beautiful or he wouldn't have asked her to work with that clientele.

Edited to add: Sort of outable, but what the heck. I missed schooling with Wes Anderson by a year. He graduated the year before I started 9th grade. He later went on to film Rushmore at our highschool.

ltl/fb 11-04-2003 03:27 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
The wolf commercial is disturbing. Hey, I'm glad Tex Lex's friend is getting work, but watching a guy suckle a wolf does not make me want a sandwich.

Coors Lite commercials during football games annoy the shit out of me. Last year's "twins" was bad enough. But this season's installment starring Kid Rock is pushing me over the edge. Why don't they just cut to the chase and market their product as "Tasteless Beer for Tasteless People"?
You did not find the "twins" a total turn-on? What kind of red-blooded American male are you? I was so turned on by them I nearly crashed the car every time I drove by a billboard.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 11-04-2003 03:28 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss


And who goes to Taco Bell on a date? There's no booze there. How is the dude gonna get lucky?
I usually bring a 2-liter of Purple Passion.

paigowprincess 11-04-2003 03:29 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
The wolf commercial is disturbing. Hey, I'm glad Tex Lex's friend is getting work, but watching a guy suckle a wolf does not make me want a sandwich.

Coors Lite commercials during football games annoy the shit out of me. Last year's "twins" was bad enough. But this season's installment starring Kid Rock is pushing me over the edge. Why don't they just cut to the chase and market their product as "Tasteless Beer for Tasteless People"?
The commercial about the premmie with the piano music. Usually seen during the Today Show.

And Blasedow's Fitness for Life

ABBAKiss 11-04-2003 03:30 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
grace
Can someone explain this to me? How does a coke fiend exhibit grace? She always came off as awkward to me also.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 11-04-2003 03:30 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter

Coors Lite commercials during football games annoy the shit out of me. Last year's "twins" was bad enough. But this season's installment starring Kid Rock is pushing me over the edge. Why don't they just cut to the chase and market their product as "Tasteless Beer for Tasteless People"?
When we look back to pinpoint the exact time when you failed to conquer the world, this will be it.

How dare you?

ABBAKiss 11-04-2003 03:30 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I usually bring a 2-liter of Purple Passion.
In the sippy cup? I think we dated.

ltl/fb 11-04-2003 03:31 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
When we look back to pinpoint the exact time when you failed to conquer the world, this will be it.

How dare you?
Your avatar, at a quick glance, reminds me of an octopus. I think it's the pale leggy stuff on the dark background.

sebastian_dangerfield 11-04-2003 03:33 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Common? What does that have to do with whether she is beaugtiful or not?

She was beautiful when she wasnt skinnyh.

Or doing coke.

ANd I owuldnt call her a cokewhore- see, she had JFK's moeny so she didnt need ot put out to get it- assuming she was addicted and not just a recereational user, but I digress. ANd that has nothing to do with whether she is beautiful/.

And the Calvin Klein part goes to the fact that she had the look he wanted to impress up on clients apparently, and thought she beaufiful., Ceratinly not for her extensive PR expertise, no? He being CK probably has seen a pretty lady or two in person. Not to mention elegant and graceful. Which I think contribute to beauty- how you carery yourself. You might be more inclined to a tight ass sticking out in the air on a red velvet background. Which isnt "common" or anytinhg.

you are kind of a common hypocrtie arent you?
1. She's common if you went to private school. Typical country club hot, meaning not that hot, but thin, with good teeth.

2. Klein's gay. He wouldn't know a real (See: Not strange looking model) hot chick if she came up and bit him on the ass.

3. Elegant and graceful my ass. Her parents taught he what forks to use and how to dress the dress and walk the walk. Is she an example of classic style? Sure... but we're talkin looks here.

4. "Cokewkore" is not a literal term. It means she's the kind of chick who'd follow the guy with the baggie around the party like a rabid dog chasing a meatwagon.

5. I dig a chick who carries herself well and has manners, but we're not talking about chicks we're looking to take to a dinner dance here, we're talking about hotties.

S(I don't get the red velvet comment... please explain)D

Bad_Rich_Chic 11-04-2003 03:33 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
That's because pregnant women--their skin looks clearer, their hair is growing like a weed, thick and long and their nails are growing also. all those hormones make you look healthier....of course the prenatal vitamins and good nutrition help also....
Except for the ones whose skin sloughs off, whose hair falls out, whose skin turns greenish yellow from exhaustion and who bloat up like puffer fish.

BR(I had a friend who had to warn anyone before seeing her that she wasn't contagious, she was just the birth-control poster child. She looked like she had leprosy (really). Her face, body and scalp were a mess of lesions and scabs and rash, and her arms and legs looked like the Michelin man - fuckin' horrible. Her skin never recovered - she wears scar covering foundation to this day.)C

paigowprincess 11-04-2003 03:34 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Can someone explain this to me? How does a coke fiend exhibit grace? She always came off as awkward to me also.
How exactly do you know she was a coke fiend? Were you in the backroom of the Soho Grand when Slave was apparently snorting lines off of her skinny UES stomach while he stuck his coke dipped finger up her slutty nose? And if you can confirm this, can you confirm the date taht the fiending began? Bc I assume she was born with the grace.

ABBAKiss 11-04-2003 03:35 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
1. She's common if you went to private school. Typical country club hot, meaning not that hot, but thin, with good teeth.
Not sure what you're getting at here. Are you saying private school kids are more attractive? I don't buy that. I wonder if this is a regional thing? In my neck of the woods 70% of the people -- public school people -- are more attractive than CBK.

I went to private school, but this has nothing to do with my ABBAness.

ABBAKiss 11-04-2003 03:37 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
How exactly do you know she was a coke fiend? Were you in the backroom of the Soho Grand when Slave was apparently snorting lines off of her skinny UES stomach while he stuck his coke dipped finger up her slutty nose? And if you can confirm this, can you confirm the date taht the fiending began? Bc I assume she was born with the grace.
Fine. I wasn't there. 86 the coke reference. How did she exhibit grace? She always ALWAYS looked horse faced and awkward to me. Gawky even.

Shape Shifter 11-04-2003 03:40 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Can someone explain this to me? How does a coke fiend exhibit grace?
I call your attention to SD's previous post:

"You should see him suck down coke. Unbelieveable nasal capacity, and he does it with the grace and ease of a swan like Carloyn."

Only because it bears repeating.

ltl/fb 11-04-2003 03:41 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Not sure what you're getting at here. Are you saying private school kids are more attractive? I don't buy that. I wonder if this is a regional thing? In my neck of the woods 70% of the people -- public school people -- are more attractive than CBK.

I went to private school, but this has nothing to do with my ABBAness.
Prole please. Did you go to private freaky religious school? Or southern crap private school because that's how white people avoided going to school with black people? (Not that I am saying you are racist, but there are a ginormous # of little private schools throughout the south that were set up to avoid integration, and I think public school funding was kept pretty low to leave everyone enough $ to send their kids to shit, but non-integrated, private schools.)

Did you merely go to "private" school or did you prep?

TexLex 11-04-2003 03:41 PM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
I hate that wolf commercial.
Concur. Apparantly he mainly does stage work. In HS he was a comic genius. I assume the creepy wolf commercial pays better than stage work, however.

And even though I haven't seen it in a good long time, I will reiterate that the I'm Gellin' commercials are the worst ever conceived and whoever thought them up should be taken out and shot.

-TL

sebastian_dangerfield 11-04-2003 03:44 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
SD, you want to go into sales, right? Sales is all about image and the image that the company projects. Being asked to work with exclusive clientele for Calvin Klein implies that Calvin (who you may think infantile or dorky by name assoication, but that's another argument) thought her beautiful enough to project the proper image for his company to a group of people he very much wanted to impress. Certainly her grace, intelligence, people skills, yada yada went into that equation, but you'd better believe that he thought she was beautiful or he wouldn't have asked her to work with that clientele.
Oh, hey, don't get me wrong. I know what Klein was thinking... "This chick's got the right background and look to mesh nicely with the rich old bags and young rich girls who buy my couture shit." I'd do the same thing. Carolyn's got that "I'm well bred" look about her. That's attractive, but not really physically hot. Calvin's choice shows more about his savvy marketing skill than Carolyn's alleged beauty.

S(the first rule of sales is relate to the buyer... last I was ina couture shop, there weren't many superhotties walking around)D

ABBAKiss 11-04-2003 03:44 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Did you merely go to "private" school or did you prep?
Oh, I am quite prole. No blue blood in my line. Mutt all the way. Also, not from the south. Think Scandinavia. Not a prep school, but private parochial. At any rate, the point of my post was that I do not think private school people are more attractive. They just generally have more money.

paigowprincess 11-04-2003 03:45 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
1. She's common if you went to private school. Typical country club hot, meaning not that hot, but thin, with good teeth.

2. Klein's gay. He wouldn't know a real (See: Not strange looking model) hot chick if she came up and bit him on the ass.

3. Elegant and graceful my ass. Her parents taught he what forks to use and how to dress the dress and walk the walk. Is she an example of classic style? Sure... but we're talkin looks here.

4. "Cokewkore" is not a literal term. It means she's the kind of chick who'd follow the guy with the baggie around the party like a rabid dog chasing a meatwagon.

5. I dig a chick who carries herself well and has manners, but we're not talking about chicks we're looking to take to a dinner dance here, we're talking about hotties.

S(I don't get the red velvet comment... please explain)D
I cant tell if this is anti elistist SD, reformed elitist SD or pro elisitst SD.

Carolyn Bessette was a solid member of the middle class who did not go to boarding school. Much like you Sebby except for your country club fork thing and your private school background.. She was planning on being a schoolteacher when CK plucked her from his Boston store. I suggest that you get your facts straight before assuming she was this wealthy rich kid turned super socialite, bc that is notat all accurate.

And yes, we were tlaking hotties. I think she is hot. It is my opinion and you cant talk me out of it. Sorry. Diffrent strokes, right fringey

As for common, I think you are using it inveresly. Common is a term that I suppose members of the elite upper class would use to describe the lower and lower middle classes. PRobably derived from the English aristocracy referring to commoners. I am sure AG or BRC can confirm this and then add about five paragraphs to the thought. The fact that you are using common to denote the typical prep school rich girl is sort of, well, hypocrtical given your mocking the rich for teaching kids how to use the forks.

As I said earlier, I think that elegance and grace are linked to beauty. You cannot tell me otherwise bc beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

This all said, when I am tlaking about a woman being beautiful (I think I was originally dogged for being jealous for saying someone had a nose job and fake tits which are for sale and I could proudly own them if I so desired) I am not talking someone I want to fuck. I am talkingmore like from an appreciation standpoint. YOu just want to stare at them. And that is how Carolyn , and Christy and Angelina and Bo Derek are to me. Whether you want to fuck them really doesnt change my assessment.

Edited to add that I guess if I take hot literally- which means more sexy than beautiful as the judges of Are You Hot would tell me, then I dont think Carolyn was hot. BUt there are few few women I would want to have sex with , and strangely, they arent necessarily beautiful.

Shape Shifter 11-04-2003 03:45 PM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
What, you have a problem with drag queens?
Who doesn't like drag queens? My personal favorite was a full-figured non-traditional beauty named Patty Melt. Her best number was one where she came out dressed in a flannel grandma nightgown, hair in curlers, with a mattress strapped to her back, lip synching "You Can Eat Crackers in My Bed Anytime." She carried a can of aerosol cheese that she squirted into the eagerly opened mouths of her well-tanned and impeccably dressed adoring fans. If that's not Art, I'm not sure what is.

ltl/fb 11-04-2003 03:46 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Oh, I am quite prole. No blue blood in my line. Mutt all the way. Also, not from the south. Think Scandinavia. Not a prep school, but private parochial. At any rate, the point of my post was that I do not think private school people are more attractive. They just generally have more money.
I was just fucking around, and kinda making the point that they don't necessarily even have much more money.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 11-04-2003 03:46 PM

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Originally posted by TexLex


And even though I haven't seen it in a good long time, I will reiterate that the I'm Gellin' commercials are the worst ever conceived and whoever thought them up should be taken out and shot.

-TL
You don't like them with the improvement of Gellin' like a Felon to Gellin' like Magellan? Which makes even less sense?

And where does one see the Basedow commercials, which I seem to have avoided so far. Please help me continue to avoid them.

TexLex 11-04-2003 03:48 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
You don't like them with the improvement of Gellin' like a Felon to Gellin' like Magellan?
Um, negative.

leagleaze 11-04-2003 03:51 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
If that's not Art, I'm not sure what is.
I don't know whether it is art, but it's very funny.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 11-04-2003 03:52 PM

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Originally posted by TexLex
Um, negative.
I'm lovin' it also qualifies.

So, who's started in with the KFC diet? You know, their chicken is high in protein and low in carbs.*















*but if you look closely at the disclaimers, high in fat.

Bad_Rich_Chic 11-04-2003 03:53 PM

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I still have to vote for the friggin' NYT ads.

God dammit, I can't believe those are still on the air tormenting me.

Shape Shifter 11-04-2003 03:56 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
When we look back to pinpoint the exact time when you failed to conquer the world, this will be it.

How dare you?
We will gladly hand over the world in exchange for not having to view this commercial during every tv timeout (which is, what, 37 times per game?). Scantily clad sexy twins are hot, but more appropriate for a poster on the dormroom wall. I enjoyed the twins during the first week of football last season. Now, they either need to start some sweaty animal riding or move on to something new, like sexy amputees or something. And there was never any excuse or justification for the "music" accompanying the ads.


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