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Atticus Grinch 08-09-2005 05:49 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
And I never took his pain relief during labor posts to be as polluted with superiority as many of the rest of you did; I simply saw it as general philosophizing about the apparent cultural desire to pretend that all pain and sacrifice relating to parenting can be reduced to a barely perceptible level.
In other words, (Bilmore - Not Bob + Sebastian Dangerfield) + (mmmm24601 ÷ 2) = Atticus. Sounds about right.

Not Bob 08-09-2005 05:53 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
oslt.
Or So Less Tells (me)? Or So I Think?

Shape Shifter 08-09-2005 05:58 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
In other words, (Bilmore - Not Bob + Sebastian Dangerfield) + (mmmm24601 ÷ 2) = Atticus. Sounds about right.
I want to know why, in the limited amount of time you have for the board these days, you expend all your efforts discussing childbirth and breastfeeding. Not that there is anything even remotely wrong about those things.

Cletus Miller 08-09-2005 05:59 PM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
Or So Less Tells (me)? Or So I Think?
or something like that

Not Bob 08-09-2005 06:12 PM

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Originally posted by Cletus Miller
or something like that
Doh! Thanks.

Atticus Grinch 08-09-2005 07:06 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I want to know why, in the limited amount of time you have for the board these days, you expend all your efforts discussing childbirth and breastfeeding. Not that there is anything even remotely wrong about those things.
I was also posting about arming animal control officers until ninthyeardepraved and his Teutonic Texan Triggerwoman shut the Spanky Board down.

Gattigap 08-09-2005 07:25 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
I was also posting about arming animal control officers until ninthyeardepraved and his Teutonic Texan Triggerwoman shut the Spanky Board down.
This, together with recent news events, is all part of the grand plan to get you back to the Board You Were Born For.

http://www.townhall.com/columnists/BIOS/cpnovak.gif

How much more inspiration do you need, man? Does Bush need to go public with shocking news of his alien baby to inspire you to post there again?

ltl/fb 08-09-2005 07:31 PM

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Originally posted by Gattigap
This, together with recent news events, is all part of the grand plan to get you back to the Board You Were Born For.

How much more inspiration do you need, man? Does Bush need to go public with shocking news of his alien baby to inspire you to post there again?
Where does "Teutonic" enter into RT's persona?

Flinty_McFlint 08-09-2005 07:33 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Where does "Teutonic" enter into RT's persona?
He means large breastises. You know, like that german opera chick. You can borrow my Atticus to English dictionary if you like. You'd be surprised how many synomyms there are for breastises.

Replaced_Texan 08-09-2005 07:45 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
I was also posting about arming animal control officers until ninthyeardepraved and his Teutonic Texan Triggerwoman shut the Spanky Board down.
Teutonic? That's Aristocratic Mexican to you, bub.

Hank Chinaski 08-09-2005 10:02 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I want to know why, in the limited amount of time you have for the board these days, you expend all your efforts discussing childbirth and breastfeeding. Not that there is anything even remotely wrong about those things.
no no no go back and edit. He respects you. If you're gonna ask him a question ask him this
"Why would you ask people who raised someone with all your problems and conflicts how to raise a kid to be relatively free of issues."

Atticus Grinch 08-10-2005 01:56 AM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
no no no go back and edit. He respects you. If you're gonna ask him a question ask him this
"Why would you ask people who raised someone with all your problems and conflicts how to raise a kid to be relatively free of issues."
I let your wife raise my kids. Duh.

Hank Chinaski 08-10-2005 10:09 AM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
I let your wife raise my kids. Duh.
It's clear YOU take something to numb your pain.

TexLex 08-10-2005 02:15 PM

More stuff about boobies
 
My son (20mos) attempted to use the breastpump* last night, but couldn't get it to stick to his little baby nipples. If only I had taken a photo to use as some sort of blackmail-type collateral for the teenage years....

-TL

*This has to be the least sexy invention in the history of the world.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 08-10-2005 02:17 PM

More stuff about boobies
 
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Originally posted by TexLex
My son (20mos) attempted to use the breastpump* last night, but couldn't get it to stick to his little baby nipples. If only I had taken a photo to use as some sort of blackmail-type collateral for the teenage years....

-TL

*This has to be the least sexy invention in the history of the world.
Of course, when he hits his teenage years, he'll be trying to use it someplace else.


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