LawTalkers - Fashion Board--Penske . . . forever!

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I ask myself that all the time. At the end of the day, I think I'm not the mass murdering type, or even the "getting into a fight" type. In any event, it's all worked out for the best. I'm lawyering to pay the bills, and working on some TV writing on the side with an eye towards getting hired on a show next summer. If anyone wants to read my SP script, let me know and I'll email it to you.

SP?

South Park?

Or is that Hollywood-ese for something else?

ThurgreedMarshall

08-22-2006 05:23 PM

I still hold out hope....

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Didn't lie. just didn't feel like protecting him anymore.

Bullshit. It was a lie. An obvious one. And any shred of credibility you may have had has evaporated. So, let's review your qualities.

1. Looks -- Uh, yeah. No need to go over that again.
2. Brains -- um, this has been covered by many people already.
3. Humor -- None.
4. Integrity -- Absolutely none.
5. Sanity -- Lost.

That about does it. You are a complete success.

TM

robustpuppy

08-22-2006 05:23 PM

Grr

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Originally posted by Jack Manfred
It won't stop. Why won't it stop? What will it take to make it stop?

I'd rather have every poster who has met me IRL carefully construct a post of all my physical and personality flaws than read another post about this stupid meeting between TM and ppnyc. Seriously.

Hell, those who haven't met me can chime in on the personality flaws. Anything to close off this thread.

That fucking iron bed website you posted doesn't carry the bed I want in a king. You poopie head.

sebastian_dangerfield

08-22-2006 05:24 PM

We pause from the ppnyc show for this brief public service announcement

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That's laudable, but its dudes like you who don't beat the piss out of Napoleons, thus destroying those Napoleons' self-confidence and self-image, and consequently spiralling them into a deathdive of drug abuse and suicide, that allows those twits to make life so annoying for the rest of us.

If you're as big as fucking Leinart, you gotta use that shit, man. You look like Michael Clark Duncan to the average 5'6 loudmouth douche. God put you here for a reason and you're fucking it all up...

robustpuppy

08-22-2006 05:24 PM

We pause from the ppnyc show for this brief public service announcement

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Originally posted by spookyfish
SP?

South Park?

Or is that Hollywood-ese for something else?

spec something with a p?

Penske_Account

08-22-2006 05:25 PM

Actual Fashion-Related Question

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Canali is sweet shit. I got one as a present and the thing feels like I'm wearing silk pajamas.

Zegna's real nice, but not as solid as Hickey. I've pretty much shredded a Zegna and it ain't old.

stray urine and ass sweat is tough on the seams and lining of the trousers. Commando...assumption of the risk.... nuff said.

taxwonk

08-22-2006 05:26 PM

I still hold out hope....

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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
And yet, somehow, RP manages not to bemoan her fate at being judged unattractive by TM. Imagine.

She probably derives her strength of spirit and courage from these.

patentparanyc

08-22-2006 05:26 PM

I still hold out hope....

Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Bullshit. It was a lie. An obvious one. And any shred of credibility you may have had has evaporated. So, let's review your qualities.

1. Looks -- Uh, yeah. No need to go over that again.
2. Brains -- um, this has been covered by many people already.
3. Humor -- None.
4. Integrity -- Absolutely none.
5. Sanity -- Lost.

That about does it. You are a complete success.

TM

I'm ignoring you...hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm.

did someone say something?

notcasesensitive

08-22-2006 05:26 PM

Stop stop stop stop stop stop!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by Fugee
There are various reasons why people here choose to meet other posters IRL. BUT:

1. Meeting Thurgreed so he could report back to the board on your looks was a poor reason to choose to meet him. It would have been a poor reason even if you were hotter than hot because you didn't want to meet him, you just wanted (needed?) someone to validate you to a bunch of other anonymous strangers. He didn't give you the validation you wanted so that made you feel hurt and defensive.

2. Because you feel hurt & defensive, you are way overreacting. So what if TM thinks you are not pretty? You are reacting as though the alternative to Not Pretty is Ugly but he didn't say you are ugly. What's wrong with being just OK looking?

3. Choosing to meet more posters only for the purpose of validating your appearance and/or proving something to Thurgreed is an even worse reason than why you met Thurgreed in the first place. Because you are in a lose-lose situation. Best case scenario, the person says you are pretty. But that's not going to change TM's opinion and some people are going to think it is a pity assessment, so what really do you gain?

Worst case scenario, one or more of the people you meet agree with TM and you will feel shittier than you do now.

Let. It. Go.

You act as thought you think this post might make a difference? Ah, Fugee. G.O.

Shape Shifter

08-22-2006 05:27 PM

Grr

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You have nice hair.

Sidd Finch

08-22-2006 05:28 PM

First they'll take your porn

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Does anyone's wife really give a fuck about strip joints or internet porn? I think that's more myth than reality.

Some of my friends say they do.

And I've definitely gotten the "ooh, does your wife know where you are" thing from single friends -- usually, a call to her cell phone convinces them that she does.

patentparanyc

08-22-2006 05:28 PM

Grr

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
You have nice hair.

But, as a sock do I? sock wise that is.

sebastian_dangerfield

08-22-2006 05:28 PM

Actual Fashion-Related Question

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
stray urine and ass sweat is tough on the seams and lining of the trousers. Commando...assumption of the risk.... nuff said.

But nothin' holds a strained seam together like crusted semen...

spookyfish

08-22-2006 05:28 PM

We pause from the ppnyc show for this brief public service announcement

Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
That's laudable, but its dudes like you who don't beat the piss out of Napoleons, thus destroying those Napoleons' self-confidence and self-image, and consequently spiralling them into a deathdive of drug abuse and suicide, that allows those twits to make life so annoying for the rest of us.

If you're as big as fucking Leinart, you gotta use that shit, man. You look like Michael Clark Duncan to the average 5'6 loudmouth douche. God put you here for a reason and you're fucking it all up...

At 6'2, 195 you are big enough to do it. In fact, it's probably better from someone like you, because it never looks good when a really big dude whups on someone a lot smaller than them.

Pussy.

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