LawTalkers - Fashion Board--Penske . . . forever!

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Hello Citibank? I'd like to question a charge. I have never heard of "Open Industries" and I certainly did not consent to their charging my card for more than $100. ... Yes, could you please find out for me? ... Yes? Oh, good. ... Uh-huh. I see. A-ha. Well, nevermind. Uh, thank you. Goodbye.

They not only photocopy your driver's license when you make the charge -- they take your thumbprint. Makes it awfully hard to deny.

taxwonk

08-22-2006 05:29 PM

Stop stop stop stop stop stop!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by J. Fred Muggs
I'm hot though, right? Clearly not as hot as the woman I hired to play my wife in the pictures, but hot nonetheless.

You know all the jokes and fat, hairy guy speculation people make about how I look? If that's hot, you're smokin' Daddy.

Sidd Finch

08-22-2006 05:31 PM

I still hold out hope....

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Bullshit. It was a lie. An obvious one. And any shred of credibility you may have had has evaporated. So, let's review your qualities.

1. Looks -- Uh, yeah. No need to go over that again.
2. Brains -- um, this has been covered by many people already.
3. Humor -- None.
4. Integrity -- Absolutely none.
5. Sanity -- Lost.

That about does it. You are a complete success.

TM

She still has her pride.

Sidd Finch

08-22-2006 05:32 PM

Grr

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Originally posted by Jack Manfred
It won't stop. Why won't it stop? What will it take to make it stop?

I'd rather have every poster who has met me IRL carefully construct a post of all my physical and personality flaws than read another post about this stupid meeting between TM and ppnyc. Seriously.

Hell, those who haven't met me can chime in on the personality flaws. Anything to close off this thread.

I would think someone who owned all that poker paraphernalia wouldn't suck so bad at cards.

Penske_Account

08-22-2006 05:34 PM

First they'll take your porn

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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Some of my friends say they do.

And I've definitely gotten the "ooh, does your wife know where you are" thing from single friends -

2. I see this from time to time. Sad.

sebastian_dangerfield

08-22-2006 05:35 PM

First they'll take your porn

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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Some of my friends say they do.

And I've definitely gotten the "ooh, does your wife know where you are" thing from single friends -- usually, a call to her cell phone convinces them that she does.

My wife hates catching me looking at net pron before sex. I can understand that... kinda grosses her out.

Adder

08-22-2006 05:37 PM

Stop stop stop stop stop stop!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by Fugee
There are various reasons why people here choose to meet other posters IRL. BUT:

1. Meeting Thurgreed so he could report back to the board on your looks was a poor reason to choose to meet him. It would have been a poor reason even if you were hotter than hot because you didn't want to meet him, you just wanted (needed?) someone to validate you to a bunch of other anonymous strangers. He didn't give you the validation you wanted so that made you feel hurt and defensive.

2. Because you feel hurt & defensive, you are way overreacting. So what if TM thinks you are not pretty? You are reacting as though the alternative to Not Pretty is Ugly but he didn't say you are ugly. What's wrong with being just OK looking?

3. Choosing to meet more posters only for the purpose of validating your appearance and/or proving something to Thurgreed is an even worse reason than why you met Thurgreed in the first place. Because you are in a lose-lose situation. Best case scenario, the person says you are pretty. But that's not going to change TM's opinion and some people are going to think it is a pity assessment, so what really do you gain?

Worst case scenario, one or more of the people you meet agree with TM and you will feel shittier than you do now.

Let. It. Go.

Thurgreed has already told us all about how unattractive you are over PM, so there is no need to try to change the subject.

Ad(full of shit, as always)der

Shape Shifter

08-22-2006 05:38 PM

First they'll take your porn

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
My wife hates catching me looking at net pron before sex. I can understand that... kinda grosses her out.

If it's anything like the site you once directed me too, I can see why.

sebastian_dangerfield

08-22-2006 05:39 PM

We pause from the ppnyc show for this brief public service announcement

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Originally posted by spookyfish
At 6'2, 195 you are big enough to do it. In fact, it's probably better from someone like you, because it never looks good when a really big dude whups on someone a lot smaller than them.

Pussy.

Dude, the difference between 6'2/195 and 6'4/230 is the difference between waking up at 7:00 and 8:00.

sebastian_dangerfield

08-22-2006 05:40 PM

First they'll take your porn

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
If it's anything like the site you once directed me too, I can see why.

The anorexics or the shit eaters?

So I've got fetishes. Who are you to judge?

Penske_Account

08-22-2006 05:40 PM

First they'll take your porn

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
My wife hates catching me looking at net pron before sex. I can understand that... kinda grosses her out.

2, but a good warm up is important to any sporting activity.

robustpuppy

08-22-2006 05:41 PM

We pause from the ppnyc show for this brief public service announcement

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Dude, the difference between 6'2/195 and 6'4/230 is the difference between waking up at 7:00 and 8:00.

What I wouldn't give to wake up at 8:00.

patentparanyc

08-22-2006 05:42 PM

I still hold out hope....

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I am childish. You are a child.

TM

No. you are a maladjusted immature person with nothing better to do than cut people down. potentially deserving, or simply clueless. It is evident to me why you are divorced. Not in a I'm better than you because I'm not but you are a difficult person who will not bend that has a high opinion of himself that is not justified and you.sir.are.obnoxious.

And what was your point? to shame me into retreating? not gonna happen.

Shape Shifter

08-22-2006 05:43 PM

First they'll take your porn

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
The anorexics or the shit eaters?

So I've got fetishes. Who are you to judge?

It was some beastiality site. The distubing part was the FAQs for beastiality newbers. I still get a little queasy thinking about that.

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