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good news, ll. You have just been inducted onto my Ignore List. Brazen and her gigantic milky hooters live there as well, so you can have at her. Enjoy!

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My questions would be more of the "once they deflate, don't they sag so you need to get them lifted?" sort. But I've never been what you'd call over-endowed, so reduction would never enter my mind.

BR(I've always been of the opinion that, after going to the trouble of giving birth, a person is 100% entitled to whatever refreshing/repair work they fancy to reclaim their bodies, surgical or otherwise)C

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Are you hoping that eventually they will come to share a deeper relationship? Or are things destined to stay platonic, perhaps as a result of surgeries earlier in life?

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Well since I'm imagining your saggy hairy nippled old boobs are as dry as a dead dingo's donger, you, my Paigow Princess, are on my ignore list too.

lactation lover

ps: can someone please respond and quote this so pigcow can see my response

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I consider it to be a brother sister relationship, especially given the earlier surgery. However, if it's true love, who am I, with my artificial, anthropomorphized ways, to stand in the way? At this point, it's purely a theoretical question, since she's still with her birth mother.

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Does anyone else find this shit tiresome...or is it just me?

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I don't have much of a sweet tooth, but if in the mood, I buy my own yummy chocolately cake. Besides, this way there is more for me.

Anne
Mmmmm, cake coma

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If he is not already named Abelard, you should rename him that and call her Heloise.

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Well, telling someone you're ignoring them is inherently paradoxical.

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I would say it's not just you, I find it tiresome, but I then be at risk of being ignored by Paigow, and I cannot tolerate rejection. On the other hand, if she and Coltrane don't get a room already it might have to be mutual ignore for a little while.

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Don't worry, she's reading it. I'm on her ignore list but then she comments directly on my posts all the time.

BTW, needlessly gross description of nonlactating racks, you ape.

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I think I need two Ignore Lists: one for JPUDD and his socks, CTD, LL and the 8balls and whoever else, and the other for those who dont deserve the punishment of living in a land of unfunny clowns with warped mirrors that talk to themselves.

And dont worry, darlin, I hadnt gotten to it yet, but you are int. But when You log in as your other JRUST socks, you will still see me. Must be hard to monitor all those ignore lists when you ahve so many socks.

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Not as long as your gigantic milky hooters are featured in the post.

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IMHO:

The best bet for going out with this guy on her birthday with minimal risk of freak-out is to call him up and say "my birthday is Friday, and so I'm getting a few people together to go out for a few drinks to celebrate with me, wanna come?", as others have suggested.

If, however, what she really wants is to spend her birthday with him ALONE (assuming she has no psycho "test" or "committment" intentions), then I think the best approach would be to simply call him up and invite him to dinner, saying "it's my birthday and I just want to have a nice mellow dinner, something low key, without lots of people or a lot of too-doo." Specifying that she wants it low key & to be no big deal might still some of the "you have no friends" implications, and simultaneously avoid putting undue pressure on him about having to somehow perform.

Hinting in the hopes of encouraging the largesse of others is both psycho and rude. I also note for the record that inviting others to treat you to dinner is also rude, regardless of the reason - if she invites him, she should pay for them both, and should at least pretend to object 2 or 3 times if he offers.

While noting for the record that the ideal strategy for going out to dinner with the guy alone on her b-day from a manners P.O.V. is to ask him to dinner and only let him know that it's her birthday durring the dinner (because then (i) there is less implication she expects him to pay and (ii) it is obvious that he wasn't expected to do something snazzy because he had no knowledge), I agree that the "psycho" vibe would probably outweigh those benefits.

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