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Gotta tell you -- given the origin of your moniker, the usual subject matter of the FB, and the fact that the board has stimulated the puerile dirty side of my mind, the fact that you refer to your kids as the little fingers is really, really funny. I like the irreverence of it.

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Look, Thrasher wannabe, hope all you want, there's only one of us.

I've got flip flops I know how to use them. Stay off my turf and go buy yourself a joke book.

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Ick. Forget I said anything.

I feel really sorry for you. All that crying and stuff.
I hear large quantities of alcohol really help. I'm always ready to help out in that regard if need be.

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Are you trying to pick a fight?
Because at least I have a semi-creative avatar. You stupid tiger copying farce.

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Oh don't worry about it. Fortunately it has gotten to be less of a problem as I got older. It isn't so bad now. When I was young though it was horrific.

The alcohol seems to work well for the people around me who seem to be much more upset about it than I. I wonder sometimes if it is that it isn't as bad, or I am used to it or what. Probably both.

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Hey, at least you can tell your friends that it is all because you keep your house too clean! Better than the kid having squalor-induced ailments. I really wonder how any kid makes it through adolescence without eating tons of pb&j sandwiches. He'll never win at Big Brother, that's for sure!

RPed to fix spelling and to note for RP that she has both a tribute sock AND an OCD disorder named after her. Greedy much?

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What, me, no, I'm not picking a fight. I'm just misunderstood....
and increasingly degenerate.

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Well if I've done anything at all, at least we've stopped all of that talk about all that hideous squirting nonsense of earlier today.
That was just making me sick to my stomach.

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Originally posted by Anttwat
Perhaps someday I'll be an RP tribute sock.
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In all likelihood you are both my socks, so knock off the bickering and amuse me.

Speaking of amusal, I am woefully not caught up on the comings and goings here, npi. Have I missed anything or just the usual sex, lies and breasticle pics?

Penske (a penske tribute sock) Account

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For those feeling peurile and dirty, I found out last week that my favorite online source of DVD porn, Adult DVD Empire (which I have recommended here before but for which, sadly, I am not a compensated endorser) is giving away free DVD's and vibrators with orders through the month of September... Some restrictions apply, but now's the time to stock up!

FWIW, my recent order arrived and while I got a couple of movies and a free DVD, Mrs. Hand received free in the order some foot- long behemoth called "The Earthquake"... And to think it would have been the perfect thing to give away to some lucky lady of the FB, sort of a "travelling trophy", if you will, for something.

Come to think of it, she hasn't called me much at work the past few days. I think I've been replaced. Sigh.

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They won't buy it. They've seen our house. And it's that way mostly because of the aforementioned kids...

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Yes. All of that moaning and crying can be very upsetting to the rest of us and I find that large quantities of alcohol can make ME feel better when someone else is in pain.
You wouldn't want to upset other people now would you?

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I hate your avatar, no offense. Evenodds, for extra credit, please explain to the class what an "Aunt Bee" is.

Twat wit
 

1. stop calling me a sock
2. You told me last night that you had stopped socking

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Come on. It's cute and wrong on so many levels if you think about it. Think about it.
It took me all night to come up with that one.