Twat wit
 

I'm sorry, this was supposed to be a PM. Please ignore.

Allergies
 

That reminds me, one time at debate camp.....

Confidential to Theres and Thats
 

Well yes actually, just between you and me, if it weren't for the ecstasy and the hallucinations, I wouldn't have seen "it" at all...

Confidential to Theres and Thats
 

Yes, and I had to fake the heavy breathing, forget about the rest of it. He's a portly fellow, isn't he?

Twat wit
 

You know I know you. This is like a my favorite old tyme game show, What's My Greed?

During this week of universal brouhaha, the eyes of the world have been trained --- where else? --- on the network suits at ABC, somberly awaiting their announcement of whether they will air the three taped episodes of their only hit show after the death of John Ritter, or cancel the series outright and never let those episodes see the light of day out of respect for Ritter's family (until a DVD release becomes economically advantageous).

But what does the indomitable, virtually unwatched fourth-place network do? Faced with really shitty choices, they find a third way. They announce they will turn "8 Simple Rules" into a tragedy, in which the sitcom family works its way onscreen through the unexpected death of their beloved dad. No word yet on whether they will use footage of Ritter actually collapsing on the set to add that special kind of realism.

This may very well turn out to be the Worst Decision Ever Made. Right up there with my having unprotected sex with that African monkey in 1979, or Tikhonov's decision to bench Tretiak.

Twat wit
 

I am not you, that much I know.

Twat wit
 

Penske

Theres and Thats

No doubt, he's met enough GAs not to have dreamy expectations about anyone.

Best Post. Ever.

"I was gonna use a condom, but then I thought, 'when am I ever gonna get back to Haiti?' BAD IDEA."

It's Atticus' world, I's just livin in it.

Twat wit
 

Are you calling me old?

Insanity now, Serenity later.

Twat wit
 

BZZZZZZZT. Nice try. Thanks for playing. If we're the same people, as you allege, then ain't no way.
Pick up your parting gift at the door.

Twat wit
 

You'll know nothing, and like it!

Well that's just gotta be the shittiest idea for a sitcom ever.
Let's watch people who are actually grieving, try to work through their grief. Hilarity ensues.
Ack. I feel dirty suddenly.

Twat wit
 

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
I hate your avatar, no offense. Evenodds, for extra credit, please explain to the class what an "Aunt Bee" is.
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You flunk. Go back to Remedial Paceline 101 and try not to get dropped. Again.