Rabbits and magic wands and waterdancers, oh my!
 

Will you lend me one?

Rabbits and magic wands and waterdancers, oh my!
 

Alright. I deserved that.

Rabbits and magic wands and waterdancers, oh my!
 

Ladies, ladies, ladies...

Granted you can't try them out online, but as I posted last night, Adult DVD Empire.com is currently giving away a free vibrator with toy purchase. Now if we can just get a sponsored link to those guys... $$$$$$$

Also, FWIW, while reading this discussion a local talk station was having a discussion of a website which has 55 different sizes of condoms, and has a printable measuring tool which will find the right size for any guy... Funny because the exact sizes are coded with a letter/number combination so as to not be obviously tiny or huge. In terms of general sizing, apparently for self-esteem issues the smallest is "long" and "wide". Sort of like Starbucks, but you don't wanna be drinking out of it...

A very suitable post 300 for me, I might add.

Somebody hire this guy
 

Bless your heart for deleting the poor guy's name.

You are kinder than I was, when I forwarded it to about 20 people at different firms all across the country. I even left in the forwarding comments from the recruiting coordinators of a number of firms.

Rabbits and magic wands and waterdancers, oh my!
 

Um.......don't you have a "built-in" device?

WTF?
 

I didn't actually ask him that. I considered it because I know him pretty well but because I don't know him really well I wasn't sure if he'd get that I was teasing that his church doesn't fit the stereotype of what a black church is.

What he did say is that he heard me singing and almost called me up to do a number. That struck enough terror in my heart to not make any jokes about the congregation's singing.

Speaking of cracks about Scandinavian Lutherans, a speaker at a multi-denominational event here last month asked how many in the audience were Lutheran. A number of people raised their hands. The speaker said "See, you can get your hands above your head." Ba dum bum.

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I wanna see the snarky comments!

Rabbits and magic wands and waterdancers, oh my!
 

As much as I've tried, I can't get it to vibrate that quickly.

Rabbits and magic wands and waterdancers, oh my!
 

Not one that can simultaneously be inserted sufficiently and provide vibration to the relevant area(s).

Rabbits and magic wands and waterdancers, oh my!
 

I thought he was calling you a tool, but I may have simply been reading a joke into it.

Rabbits and magic wands and waterdancers, oh my!
 

Try using more crank. Worked for me.

L.L. Cool A.

Rabbits and magic wands and waterdancers, oh my!
 

Wasn't there a bad movie in which Gary Shandling played an alien who came to earth to father a child and his penis vibrated? Shape Shifter, do you have any insight into this?

I think Annette Bening might have been in it too.

Rabbits and magic wands and waterdancers, oh my!
 

What Planet Are You From?

Earthgirls Are Easy it Ain't.

Somebody hire this guy
 

I'll type in the best of all:

"I am somewhat concerned at the quality of associates we are bringing back for second interviews from the on-campus process. In general, students today seem to lack the drive, endurance and passion for the law that we should aspire to find in our summer clerks. In contrast, this exceptional candidate sets a fine example of such qualities, and as you will note below, firms such as Shearman, Chadbourne, Crevath [sic], and White & Case are all competing fiercely for his participation in their summer programs. If we consider our firm a player in this market, I think we're compelled to compete for this level of talent. Please let me know when I can call him for a second interview."

Somebody hire this guy
 

Are we certain this was not meant in an, um, (dare I say it?) ironic sense? {{shudder}}