For your Valentine
 

I can just hear the woman who this is given to saying to her hubby, "What are you tryng to do? Make me gain a ton of weight?"

For your Valentine
 

That giant chocolate ass is going to take a giant chocolate shit.

For your Valentine
 

When you were a very young boy, Coltrane, did your mother ever tell you that some thoughts are better left unexpressed?

For your Valentine
 

Skank*

*I hope this answers your question!

Arena
 

I have an arena football question.

Austin has a new franchise starting this year and I have been shocked (shocked!) by the ticket prices. The solicitations I've seen have listed ticket prices in the $160/ticket range, about the same money we pay for great seats to the Spurs.

I cannot imagine it's worth it. Are Austin's tickets an aberration or is the entire AFL charging NBA money for good seats?

Arena
 

It's well worth at least the same price as NBA.

Good lord, it's football, not basketball.

Arena
 

AFL here basically gives the tickets away. I'd hold off buying until the games start.

Holy shit
 

Amen. The lack of Real World chatter is vraiment etonant. This is a truly ridiculous group of idiots. The late Mary-Ellis Burnam (died last week, RIP) is very proud, I'm sure. That said, I haven't watched last night's show yet so I don't know if Robin's still rotting in jail (I suspect the show's producers bailed her out).

And PP, CBS was rerunning Survivor, but I'm not sure when. It was a very good first episode. Richard Hatch is back, evil as ever. That tribe is going to kick ass, I think, with Richard, Lex and Colby? Holy cow.

American Idol is great, of course. I'm glad they kept the red-headed crooner kid, even with the big choke. If I was one who actually remembered my song, and still got bounced, I'd be all kinds of pissed.

Arena
 

Is arena football the thing that Bon Jovi just bought into?
That said, any game where you could potentially see Bon Jovi should be worth the price of admission.
THAT said, the most expensive tickets for the SabreCats looks to be $50/game, $450 for season tix.
So I believe you are getting ripped.

Holy shit
 

Happy to report that those large breasts have been released from their restraints

Holy shit
 

Jacquese is coming off as hilarious in all this as he, who is like 19, finds himself consistently babysitting his older and "more mature" roomies. The whole "Free Brad" campaign was pretty funny.

Arena
 

OMG. If you think you're getting ripped, go here http://www.dallasdesperados.com/tickets.cfm
$700 for tickets, you gotta be shittin me. What's wrong with people in Dallas?

Holy shit
 

CBS reran Survivor last night. No spoiler since you know who's going to be voted off first - all the $millionaires. Tina.
Richard is being his same old asshole self. Do not be surprise if he is the first to be voted out of his tribe.

TV Appearance update
 

If you're watching the Tonight show, (ugh) this week (we think it's tonight), keep an eye out for a certain attractive young woman who is married to me doing a taped piece in Hollywood with Kevin Smith(ugh redux).

Holy shit
 

This is the best version of real world we've had in years.