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Penske, ncs, SS, etc. should have known that before embarrashing themselves by questioning your eventual sucess. That they still seem to question the tactic probably shows that they lack certain essential tools to carry out the tactic.

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So all we need to do is keep asking and you'll finally give up some details?

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I am handling press. For now here are all the details you need to know:

Shut. The. Fuck. Up. About. Spank's. Paramour. Thank you.

I will be back with updates as appropriate.

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So she's been promoted from Serbian to Paramour, eh? Thanks, Hank.

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I echo SS's comment, and also would really like to know the reason for the promotion.

This attitude does explain the Owen Meany shouting thing, though. I bet when Spanky's talking to someone who does not speak English, he just repeats himself in English louder when the person indicates they don't understand him.

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Yes that would make perfect sense considering how many countries I have lived in and how many languages I speak.

Confidential Post to Spanky
 

I didn't realize it would take more than that to get you drunk. enough.

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Oh, spanky, spanky, spanky. How could you have fallen into that one?

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I invented the use of Shut. The. Fuck. Up. on the internet and if I don't receive royalties and damages for this blatent misuse by the end of the day, you'll be hearing from my attorney, Flinty McFlint, Esq.

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I mean, come on, spank. I co-invented the Spanky Song Parody Contest (which, btw, you never even bothered to judge) and personally wrote two song parodies for you. Why do I get in return? Not so much as a haiku about the Paramour. I can see where ltl might think you wouldn't put forth much of an effort.

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Take that back in re: me!!!

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Oh, Not Bob, Not Bob, Not, Bob. Why do you encourage the bitter spinsters so?

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Interesting how the divisions of posters on this issue mirror the divisions between Republican common sense and Democrat stupidity (or ignorance or both) on the issues discussed on the politics board.

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Your deliberate (god, I hope it was deliberate) baiting was much more encouragement than NB's compliment to me. Leave him the fuck alone.

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You lost. Why can't you get over it? Are you jealous? Wishing you had seen the Serb first?

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WE'RE ON A BREAK.

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Exactly, which is why I can be gratiutously mean. If we were still "on" I would be fawningly nice. Its my courting ritual.

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Ah. I take it you would prefer that it be a permanent break.

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2. You also already proved you understand women better than the supposed women who post here.

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that is not what I was saying, however, if we are going to be on break, there has to be some perks associated with the break status, no?

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That's it. RT this has got to be made a member's only troll-free zone. I can give you a list of who is an acceptable poster, or who isn't. Let me know.

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2.

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RT's otherwise engaged. No more sugar tit for you, candy-ass!

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I see.

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Who died and made you king of the trolls?

Or were you already king of the trolls? Fringey?

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I'm at a loss.

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there is a difference between fawning and genuine.

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Wow, you are really good at faking shit. I'm genuinely impressed. Kudos.

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I took notes throughout the 90s.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...t_clinton6.jpg

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Red X!

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It's a picture of Bill Clinton with the caption quoting him as saying, "Hot Damn, I'd hit it!"

Paigow - sell your tickets
 

"American Idol" runner-up Bo Bice had emergency surgery for a blockage in his intestines, and won't be returning to the "Idol" tour.

According to a note on his band's Web site, Sugarmoney.net, Bice "has successfully undergone an emergency medical procedure that was urgently needed to save his life." At first the site said that Bice would be resting at home for at least six weeks, but it has now been edited to remove any reference to the amount of time Bice would need to recuperate.

Why don't they just say he had a blockage in his colon (deleted because I can't believe I wrote that).

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Co...230p.widec.jpg

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I got one to. Isn't that annoying? I haven't been able to figure out why I get some of the pictures but not all.

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Oh, for the love of God, man! [slap]

You have multiple photoshopped images with the same damn quote that you posted on the same damn day and when one screws up you can't be bothered to simply post the OTHER one?

Clearly, the dedication to your art is dropping faster than your atrophied argumentative skills on the PB. At this rate, by next week you'll be reduced to posting here nothing more than audio files of passing gas, and on PB chanting that Sheehan No Look Good, Like Old Man!

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Hilarious!

Can you please keep this on the PB?

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Can you see it now?!!?!?!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...t_clinton6.jpg

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Penske. we are winning. A week ago they were threatening you with deletion on the PB for the photoshops on PB, now they are just begging you to limit the photoshops to the PB.

It's like the way North Korea jobbed Clinton/Carter, or how Spank eventually won the day. Just keep moving in the direction you want to go and you'll get there.

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I think the last one is the best of the bunch. Tell your wife, thanks.

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If being a troll means making posts that entertain no one and bother most, than you're king of trolls. Except you might get off on a loophole if there is an intent component.