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I think it's about time for the two of you to sleep together, or something.

I know you *don't* miss it. I can throw in a tax opinion or something, maybe some sig pages. a closing set velobind or an EDGAR filing. as you wish milady.

Any lawyer who mentions that they are an ERISA attorney (or have contact with ERISA) is commiserating and/or seeking sympthay, not bragging.

Perhaps, but regardless what an odd thing to brag about. ugh

Let me try again. What part of her not bragging about it makes you think she was bragging about it?

she said and I quote "Oh! My fabulous ERISA ATTY gig allows me to hang with bankers!!! aren't I just the most fabuloso thing??!!! aren't you jealous PPNYC??? oh yes!!!"

What part of short bus don't YOU understand, eh?

*Sebby, note correct usage. Thank you, eh Timmy

Damn, y'all. Tool and short bus.

It's called satire . She was mocking you.

I know she was mocking me. but it was lame just the fucking same dude.

And like penske said. okay this time I provoked it but usually, typically unprovocated attack from her. I'm such a prole? Then I'm like the furniture and leave me alone. This has gone on far enough. I am friends with certain people and others can't stand me. Like that doesn't happen around here ever...? come on now.

I thought satire involves eating babies. NTTAWWT.

I enjoy being an ERISA attorney/rider producer very much. I love my job. It's a fact. But I would never ever ever brag about being an ERISA attorney. Do nerds brag about being nerds? No. They just go on their nerdy way.

However, something I would brag about (and I have done so many times), is the fact that I was August in a Snap on Tools calendar in the late 80s. And that was not even the highlight of my stellar modelling career. I am saving the highlight for when I think you all can handle it.

eta. I did in fact eat several babies yesterday while I posted my dead-serious, no tongue-in-cheek bragging post. Yum, babies.

oh right, no worries. NotBragging about ERISA, bragging about being HOT. droooooonnnnnne. zzz. sorry! at the ready to drop in some riders.

Seriously, that and .25 won't even buy me coffee off the damn cart with the greek lettering.

Invoking this type of Alternative Dispute Resolution process sets a bad predecent that could subsequently be applied on Politics.

eta: or is this a subtle play for Diane...well played playa!

New Board motto?

I am hot. It's been objectively noted for the worldwide record.

If you understand that she was mocking you, then you should understand that she was not bragging. She does not seriously think she is cool because her job allows her to hang out with bankers.

And, for the record, it was actually funny. Well, at least mildly amusing.

Your fucking hotness or not hotness I could care frickin' less. At the end of the day it doesn't put food on my table. That it is certified the board around is just extra fucking special to me. really. Like I'm some ugly troll. But let me tell you, that ain't how I define myself. I mean is that supposed to endear me more to you? Or should I be all jealous because I'm ostensibly unverifiably sort of hot? You don't like me and I could really give two shits in a basket with a ribbon. I mean its a fricking joooke man, I get hit on in Grand Central, on the train in the office, in other BIGLAW offices when I was interviewing....are you kidding me???

See, PPNYC, this is bragging. She is lording it over you that she is hotter than you. Now you can get upset.

Please see post above. If you are not clear, Bberry me. Thanks.

What in god's name are you blathering about? What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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I gots to get me one of these tee-shirts.

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My work is done here.

Yeah, uh don't you have some rider language to draft? run along now. And AoN late 80s early 90s was a looong time ago.

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But you need one with arrow "I'm with stupid"

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Indeed.

I shall wear it whilst lounging in my "Home of the Whopper" boxer shorts.

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No you need one with double arrows, up and down. One, the man. two, the legend. the arrow down is the legend. heh.

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Chick's dig it.

No, but that and .22 to your left temple would make this board a good bit more readable.

Scroll, babycakes use those fingers god gave ya.

Not at all. Some of us would like to hear more about the hotness, the fucking, and the baby-eating.

2. I am quite intrigued by the assertion that Miss Snap-On Tools August 1988 is not the ultimate modeling career highlight. The mind boggles as to what could top that (and I'm quite sure that TMBDIII is not the topper).

You have absolutely no comprehension of subtlety, do you?

Not a one. problem?

I invented KITH.*



*Mostly Canadian


I also invented eating babies.

Just to be clear, only one person here likes you, and that's Penske, and he doesn't count, due to his apparently traumatic childhood in which mommy and daddy never paid him any attention or too much attention or something which causes him to seek love and acceptance from everyone, except that he doesn't know how to do that, so he just craves any attention, good or bad, but mostly attracts bad, because it's easier.

So I should just go on and choke you out? I'm a long way from NYC; maybe Thurgreed could do it.

The race is not always to the swift?

There are several other people who like me too. I wouldn't uh offer them up to ridicule though, like that.

Don't hate the playa, hate her game.

eta: Oops, meant to post that under my Penske sock.

Damn. You beat me tom the punch.

is that like, by proxy?

Thurgreed thinks I am land of fu. he would not take such a proprosition seriously